Michelle Obama $100k Full Body Makeover !!!!!

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“Barack was hoping for positive PR and wanted their guests bombing so­cial media with images of the couple looking happy,” said the close source. “But Michelle refused to take part in the ‘spin plan.’ And after the party, Mi­chelle stormed out of the presidential bedroom. Instead of sleeping with her husband, she hung out with some of her closest pals in another part of the White House and they talked about old times into the wee hours.”

I remember reading an account of a Satanist who said that he was given great power immediately after making his deal with the devil, but the power quickly waned, and then began to turn on him. He said that he came to realize that the dark powers hated him and wanted him dead. I wonder if that's whats happening to poor Little Barry.

if they sewed her vagina shut she would have stitches from head to toe..

the bible says his own people turn on him..

What happens at a full body make over?

they replace your head on a new body?

what ? never heard of this

A full personality makeover might have gone further. Or maybe a brain transplant.

That old saying... Karma's a Bitch applies here for sure. If given the chance I bet Michelle will publicly humiliate him. I can't say I blame her. If he can lie as bad to a whole nation just imagine what BS he has laid on her.


SMH

nope

no vagy there

hairy sack, maybe

I'll bet you're exactly right, and she's waiting for just the right opportunity. You could replace the word "karma" with "Michelle" and it would still work...

that makes sense now that she stayed in hawaii extra long the last trip.

Maybe the 100k is for the full sex change.



Can't believe I just said that.

And they crucified Nancy Reagan for wanting to replace the old, chipped dishes in the White House....

How? We've had five years of chicken shit and we've been told its chicken salad. The zombie sheeple wont be moved.

Yes it IS

I can't wait till she goes worldstar on him......

Bobbi Titcomb?

Sounds like a porno film.

Maybe she'll use the State of the Union to announce that the total body makeover was actually a transgender operation and she's now a woman.

will a woman scorned actually save the country by outing gay Barry?????

now THAT would be ironic

National Enquirer you say?

sounds legit to me.

When they sent the Mooche to finishing school, they never
dreamed it would finish up like this !!!

From the story

During that time, Michelle will con­tinue making herself look spectacular for her new life as a sexy, single mom.

“Barack is going to be kicking himself when he sees what he’s lost,” said the friend. “But he has no one to blame but himself!”

They've been right before (John Edwards) and they're pretty good at sniffing out relationships gone bad...

100k on the body is wasted if they don't do something about that FACE!!!!