What if our current president came up to you on the street and wanted to shake your hand?

first of all, it would be awesome to be able to have a casual encounter with someone 'great'. ... (whether the greatness is deserved or has been 'thrust upon 'em' is another matter)


one time i had a series of dreams about Barack Obama.
in the dreams, he was 'courting' me.
i remember feeling surprised at his interest in little ole me.

he wanted to kiss me. i was like, my boyfriend won't like that.

he wanted to marry me and then i was pregnant with his child
and he was there with me when i took the pregnancy test. weird shizzle.

Ask if he wanted to smoke a bowl

I'd fuck him in the butt

And I'm not even gay

A. Snowman - Thats hilarious!

Shaking hands with no reason is a little uncomfortable, but I would definately be cordial.

I got a book signed by B. Clinton and was very excited beforehand, when I got there it didn't seem like him at all. Seem like a bad clone. I planned a comment/joke that was funny but appropriate and it was just like I was talking to a man that was completely absent upstairs. He didn't look interested in any of the woman either & their was some gorgeous ones there.

Definately not a particular fan of either politically, but I admire and am intrigued by people that have done great things, great as in magnitude of course.

i would ask him about the hoofprints on the ceiling of his mind

is that you Bob?

Run

I was basically alone near bill and Hillary, they completely ignored me and a friend who was a rabid fan. He was very disappointed by their lack of response.

People like you are obviously sick.

Nothing in this world would allow me to willingly shake that snakes hand.

I'd offer him a fine, old cock slap.

That could backfire.... doesn't work on everybody!

lulz

I was just watching "The Fly" tonight.
There could ANYTHING in there.

I would form a cross with my fingers and say, begone from me satan I will have nothing to do with you.

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don't worry about he's never going to shake your hand

This trick will work on any bum or beggar. As the distance closes between you and beggar closes yell, "hey, let me get a dolla."
Bum will go out of his way to avoid you. Works every time.

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

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Right after meeting obloblo id go to my lawyer to finish my will and then say goodbye to my friend and family.. . . .people tend to die after getting close to anything oblblo.

Fuck...i want money.

It depends really....are we in a "stand your ground," state??

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Nope, I would spit in his face.....

I'd yell rape

no thanks

I'll pass

i'd shake and act happy, cause I know people are watching. and they aint puttin me in no fema camp