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Help ban the dangerous chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide before it is to late!!!!!!

 
EPA Whistle Blower
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06/09/2006 05:23 PM
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Help ban the dangerous chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide before it is to late!!!!!!
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year.
What are the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
Dihydrogen Monoxide Facts
Dihydrogen monoxide:

* is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
* contributes to the Greenhouse Effect.
* may cause severe burns.
* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Dihydrogen Monoxide Alerts
Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. In the midwest alone DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage.
Dihydrogen Monoxide Uses
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

* as an industrial solvent and coolant.
* in nuclear power plants.
* in the production of styrofoam.
* as a fire retardant.
* in many forms of cruel animal research.
* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
* as an additive in certain junk-foods and other food products.

Stop the horror - Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

THE HORROR MUST BE STOPPED!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its importance to the economic health of this nation. In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE!

Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical. What you don't know CAN hurt you and others throughout the world.

www.dhmo.org for more info
jeffro
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06/09/2006 05:24 PM
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Re: Help ban the dangerous chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide before it is to late!!!!!!
yea!

I heard that you could ever run your car on it!!!
Anonymous Coward
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06/09/2006 05:34 PM
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Re: Help ban the dangerous chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide before it is to late!!!!!!
Try it on some Republican forum.

They really won't know what it is.
Anonymous Coward
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06/09/2006 05:39 PM
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Re: Help ban the dangerous chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide before it is to late!!!!!!
Wow, this really made me think. If all these scary things can be said truthfully about water, then maybe when someone says something scary about, say, depleted uranium, or thimerasol, it's really no worse than water!

Maybe we shouldn't be scared of anything that's put in the environment.
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06/09/2006 06:10 PM
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Re: Help ban the dangerous chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide before it is to late!!!!!!
I have heard rumors about the wide spread use of this chemical. It is insidious in it's proliferation in every corner of our globe!
I intend to devote every waking hour to the eradication of this horror, just as soon as I finish watering my lawn.

Maybe they have an alternative in the Netherlands? Like gun oil?
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06/09/2006 10:13 PM

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We've got dikes.
And lots of pumps.

Water is the enemy. (Sometimes)
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Pilot_007
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06/09/2006 10:15 PM
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Do you hae a petition for us to sign OP
Whats your point?
Anonymous Coward
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06/09/2006 10:15 PM
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Maybe they have an alternative in the Netherlands? Like gun oil?

lol
Anonymous Coward
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06/09/2006 10:28 PM
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Gee, what's it been? Two days since the last asshole posted this shit? Don't you guys compare notes?


Op, you're totally clueless.
Anonymous Coward
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06/09/2006 10:30 PM
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Re: Help ban the dangerous chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide before it is to late!!!!!!
Where's DrPostman? He should be all over this one.

Oh wait. He was. THREE DAYS AGO!

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Bear
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06/11/2006 06:13 PM
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There was a town that ordered a study of this universal solvent, thats right yout tax dollars hard at work for you!
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06/11/2006 06:18 PM
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Re: Help ban the dangerous chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide before it is to late!!!!!!
Everyone that has chronically used dihydrogen monoxide has died.

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