Are you an idiot? Take the test...

Question 1
Do you do that shit where you suck/lick each finger individually after/while eating in private/public?

-yes
-no

Question 2
Have you ever used any of the following three duck-related phrases:
"....get my ducks in a row"
"....water off a duck's back"
"....if it quacks like a duck..."

-yes
-no

Question 3
Do you wear white "tube" socks the majority of the time?

-yes
-no

Question 4
Do you chew food and/or gum with your mouth open while in private/public?

-yes
-no


Results
If you answered 'yes' to two or more questions...