Justice Dept. Starts Quest for Inmates to Be Freed-WELL THERE 'YA GO!

I think we should erect great drug emporiums, with free drugs for the asking, localized neighborhood centers where drug takers could meet and greet their friends, with food courts and video game lounges. Sort of like the Roman baths.

Places where the drug users could go and take as much drug as they liked in peace and safety. Drug centers with discreet crematoriums in back to quickly dispose of those who chose to die there.

Make selling illegal drugs outside the centers punishable by death.

This way all those who sell drugs illegally could just go to the drug centers and stay loaded, no need to hustle.

All the officials, local cops all the way up through presidents past through future could legalize their operations and set up long standing contracts with the federal government, still rake in a lot of money.

Even if the government funded it, it would be cheaper than enforcement and imprisonment, which don't seem to be doing a lot of good.

It would keep them off the streets, save everybody a lot of hassle, keep a lot of losers from reproducing if they laced the food courts fast foods with a little bit of saltpeter.