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Dear America: I Saw You Naked (and yes, we were laughing) Confession of TSA agent

 
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You can't fathom how many doors there are.
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The only way I can sleep at night is if I know the TSA is grabbing Americans by the crotch.
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The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
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LOL, good sarcasm.
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I have no idea why we put up with this shit. Flying has strictly become the travel option of last resort for me now, which is fucking inconvenient for me since I have interests in Texas, New Mexico, and Florida!!!

And I have a wife and two kids I have to drive across the country, sometimes in inclement fucking weather, all because unless it's an emergency, I don't get on a plane anymore!!!
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The article is a great read. His website is even better. I am still reading posts. In my experience, the TSA employees (sorry I refuse to call them agents) are very different depending on the city. Coming from Ft. Lauderdale, I was shocked at how incredibly nice and friendly the TSA was in Wisconsin. After reading this, I wish that I had opted out of the radiation booth though.
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TSA are hereos of the frontline
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Yeah, heroes of your "front line" when they pat you down profusely.
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The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53626407


LOL, good sarcasm.
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Sadly the irony was lost on most. No wonder the US is in such a desperate situation.
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It is an obvious infringement and affront to our personal liberties and privacy that the TSA exists...however short of political or military action there is something everyone can do to stop this...STOP FLYING YOU MORONS!....

I haven't had a pat-down once since the 9/11 event..you know why? Because I don't fly...and I won't as long as the current protocol is in place...but you sheeple who justify the loss of your privacy and personal freedoms with excuses like "It's part of my job"...or "I have to see aunt Ethel in Boston" make it possible for this agency to have any power at all....

I will also say this - everytime I offer this advice I get banned ...the advice is simple and absolutely effective to ending the NWO - that is to STOP PARTICIPATING!...we cant' win thru force of arms, but it is us the populace who make EVERYTHING run...and if a good portion of us just withdrew from the game the jig would be up....stop whining as long as you are part of the problem...JUST DONT PARTICIPATE!
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The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
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jerkit
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stop flying unless it is an emergency if the airline/tourism industries went down the swirly bowl , it would teach the fuckers an expensive lesson
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I drive across the country for my summer vacation now, even though it hurts my ass to sit there for hours and eat crappy food, I do it because I am so pissed about the TSA.

Not that flying is any less uncomfortable.
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just called my Rep and Sen office, forwarded this article and raised some hell on the phone. Please do the same.
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Good idea!
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I was in Auckland airport a couple of years ago, waiting for a flight. Overheard a couple of Kiwis discussing their experience at SFO with TSA. They were laughing about how foolish Americans are to put up with such rude, incompetent morons. One of the last comments I heard was something like, "And they call themselves the 'land of the free'..."
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The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53626407


rofl5

What TSA computer are you posting from? Chicago/O'Hare?



lol
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wtf

Can't you even tell the guy is posting from the UK?
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No surprise here; the TSA is nothing but another government welfare program in the form of do-nothing "jobs".

Think about it: how many TSA agents are employable in the private sector, at all?
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Re: Dear America: I Saw You Naked (and yes, we were laughing) Confession of TSA agent
The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53626407


LOL, good sarcasm.
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Sadly the irony was lost on most. No wonder the US is in such a desperate situation.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


The irony was lost...No wonder the US is in such a...How those two correlate goes way beyond my intellect I guess. Or maybe it doesn't. Maybe if Austria wasn't a complete shit hole, you'd be able to convey actual meaningful ideas. Well I guess that just goes to show you Hitler's stupidity, must be something in the water over there in Austria.
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The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53626407


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Who the hell takes a job like that?wtf
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The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53626407


wtfdid
You are the creator of your own master plan... Make it a good one.

Wake the fuk up and be ready... This is absolutely no time to be stupid!

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The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53626407


LOL, good sarcasm.
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exactly people dint catch it.

there nothing like being greeted to the USSA by a pat down!s226
Rational. Look at the facts coldly, don't be swayed by emotions or bias
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The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53626407


There is nothing in this would that could justify a stranger touching my children's private parts or mine for that matter. Anything could happen on a daily basis. Being scared of the boggyman is a fable told to children.

I am more worried about driving my car, than terrorists bombing airliners. What ever way I go out, is the way it was intended from the beginning. Let me have dignity in the meantime while I travel.
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Great Thread!

We now have had two Presidents who have overwhelmingly demanded the need for the TSA to protect the People of the United States of America.

Nothing can be more important nor can any means be spared that this country will not falter in its duty to protect human lives or our prosperity.

It's abundantly clear that no stone was left unturned in the fight against terrorism.

Apparently, these great Presidents didn't think this was so terrifying to pay the slightest attention to this...

I've posted this on other links... I should have a website on the net within a week with other important data..

...

The Japan Tsunami Marine Debris (field) is within about 90% of an area delineated by main latitude and longitude lines that appear on globes and Google Earth (when lat/long lines are selected).

Here is an image of the Pacific Ocean with the JTMD and the dashed lines indicating the area where possible impact could occur on land...

[link to i.imgur.com]

In the NOAA JTMD pdf, you will notice that lat/long lines appear as squares. This means that they are all perfectly straight lines and they do not meet at the poles. This type of map is called a "Mercator Projection." In the image below taken from the NOAA pdf, you will notice the "squared" lat/long lines. About 90% of the debris field fits within the lines of Latitude and Longitude.

[link to i.imgur.com]

It is important to note that NOAA selected 475 and 950 (nautical) miles as its correlating measuring tool. Most such measuring tools use a decimal like system such as 10-20-30 or 50-100-150. NOAA chose these unusual numbers for an obviously good reason. In the next image you will see that the leading edge of the debris field is precisely 950 (nautical) miles from the nearest land mass.

[link to i.imgur.com]

Ironically, when the NOAA measuring tool is rotated 90°, the north-south measurement at the longest point is also 950 (nautical) miles.

[link to i.imgur.com]

To accurately measure a large area on a map using lat/long, a more accurate map projection has to be used. This type of map has to reflect that the lines of longitude have to meet at the poles. This type of map is called a "Conical Projection." It is used by Google Earth, airlines and scientists to name a few.

In the next image, the NOAA “Mercator Projection” was resized to fit perfectly into Google Earth’s “Conical Projection” for greater accuracy. Two portions of the debris field extend outside the boundaries of the Lat/Longs of the greatest part of the debris field.

[link to i.imgur.com]

In a seemingly crude fashion, the debris areas that extended outside the Lat/Long main debris field were cut from the surrounding areas and were pasted into the main debris field area that can now be easily measured. Here is the image of the modified debris field…

[link to i.imgur.com]

Now because the line of latitude at the N30° parallel is greater than the N40° parallel, two measurements had to be taken so that the average length between them would result in an area that would form a rectangle.

The Length of Latitude at the N30° parallel was measured at 962.7 km
The Length of Latitude at the N40° parallel was measured at 851.3 km

The average width of these two lines of latitude is 907 km

Measuring the Length of the lines of longitude results between the N30° & N40° = 1112 km

The formula for measuring the area of a rectangle is A=L*W (area = length times width).
The result of 907km times 1112km = 1,008,584 km² (square kilometers).

As per Google: The area of Texas is 696,241 km²
[link to www.google.com (secure)]

1,008,584 km² is 1.45 times the area of 696,241 km² …

Therefore, the JTM Debris Field is 1.45 times the area of Texas.

This debris field has been heading toward California and Mexico since March 11, 2011. It's clearly been following the same course along the way.

If the speed and direction stay the same as it has been, I've calculated the date of arrival to be May 26, 2014.
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I prefer dangerous freedom to peaceful slavery.

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The TSA need to be respected and obeyed. They're ensuring our safety.



Without them, a terrorist Arab like the hijackers of 9/11 would attack the people.



When Muslim Terrorists borded the planed and hijacked them, it was because no one saw the bombs they had.



TSA are more heroes than anyone in uniform.
 Quoting: Heerführer


He who values safety over freedom, will have neither. Ben Franklin.
But the TSA doesn't even insure safety. They are there to get us used to those tactics. It working huh!
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Laughing or Jealous of our big bullock?
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bump

Not Amanda Knox.

Not Justin Beiber.

Not Super Bowl.

This.
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I'd bump Amanda Knox.
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The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53626407


laugh
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The release of this report is coming in very timely with the Super Bowl games. Why? Well, did you all read the part where it says that they knew the body scanners were ineffective from the the day they were installed?

Well, with all the extra security details you've all witnessed on screen, if an event were to take place, do you know what this proves? That terrorists have improved on their tactics especially after the Snowden saga and as many senators and government officials have stated that Snowden leaks will hurt the nation gravely?

That aside, if you also understand the ultimate agenda of the PTB and that is to get everyone microchipped, then no other event accomplishes this other than there to be a FF at a highly secured event like the SuperBowl.

The authorities can then say that the bombs and explosives were hidden under the skin and that the only way to combat terrorism is to monitor people's thoughts and biological functions.

Remember what Aaron Russo told you guys that the agenda is to have everyone microchipped. You guys didn't see this coming but you';ve all heard it now.

It also proves that the TSA scanning system prevents nothing which is what this report you all are reading is meant to communicate across to you.

A FF could indeed take place at the Superbowl despite all the security we are seeing on display. Why would this happen?

Not only would they claim they don't understand how this got under their radar but, well, if you understand the ultimate aim of this agenda and that is to get everyone microchipped, then, a FF at the Super Bowl in spite of all the security arrangements everyone has witnessed shows that external security won't solve the supposed problem of terrorism. Monitoring and control including the biochemical functions of the body to report to state systems anyone in an hypersensitive mode is the solution they have on offer. Its funny how so many think that all those science fiction films aren't real. They are telling people of their future plans for humanity.

I think what you are about to witness will shock you....almost science fiction-like.

This is the ultimate agenda of the PTB and they could indeed let a FF occur. I have long since said that they will forewarn of the next event but won't stop it. Fair enough, they would say that Snowden leaks has allowed the terrorists to sneak through. If you think I'm kidding you, read this...

SNIP:

We knew the full-body scanners didn’t work before they were even installed.

“They’re shit,” he said, shrugging. He said we wouldn’t be able to distinguish plastic explosives from body fat and that guns were practically invisible if they were turned sideways in a pocket.

And this is published on the 30th of January, 2014. Just 2 days before the Super Bowl.


Read more: [link to www.politico.com]
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The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53626407


You must be the dummest..... Never mind. You wont understand it anyway.
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Shill, troll, 5 alert, dumber than a fart ALERT
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The TSA need to be respected and obeyed. They're ensuring our safety.



Without them, a terrorist Arab like the hijackers of 9/11 would attack the people.



When Muslim Terrorists borded the planed and hijacked them, it was because no one saw the bombs they had.



TSA are more heroes than anyone in uniform.
 Quoting: Heerführer


Didn't see if anyone else caught this huge error.

The 9/11 hijackers did not have bombs on them. They used the planes as bombs themselves by crashing the jet fuel full planes into buildings.





GLP