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I think I'm being milked by space aliens?

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/31/2014 01:47 PM
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I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
It's the damnedest thing. Over the course of several years strange events have been happening to me. It all happens usually in my sleep? Sometimes I'll wake up in strange parts of my home and several times in my yard. Starts with the same dream, humanoid type things hovering over me, gold lights then next thing I know I wake up usually with no pants on and a strange clear jelly type substance all around my groin region? Could I be a test subject? Could these beings be milking me for my DNA and semen? Anyone else have these strange events happen? Anyone?
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01/31/2014 01:50 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
do the have one brown eye with bad breath?
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01/31/2014 01:51 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
When you're in REM sleep do you hear vacuum?
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01/31/2014 01:52 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
do the have one brown eye with bad breath?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45081800


No just dark oval eye openings. Very fuzzy images.
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
What they look like my friend?
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
Sounds more like you went to a disco
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01/31/2014 01:53 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
When you're in REM sleep do you hear vacuum?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53676823


During the gold lights I hear something almost like a plunger? It's weird hard to explain
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01/31/2014 01:55 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
What they look like my friend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35932031


Usually a pair of them. Humanoid dark eye openings and black long hair. They make some type of higher pitched noise but sounds like it's underwater? Best description
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01/31/2014 01:57 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
Sounds more like you went to a disco
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34504866


Sometimes I'd do? What does that have to do with anything? We all may be being milked?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/31/2014 02:00 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
Listen I know this sounds crazy but it's truth. Something weird is going on.
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01/31/2014 02:03 PM
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Sounds more like you went to a disco
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34504866


rofl
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01/31/2014 02:09 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
Do you have nose bleeds?
Unexplained cuts?

Or maybe you are a masturbator in denial!

peace
Well, la-dee-freakin' da!
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01/31/2014 02:11 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
Do you have nose bleeds?
Unexplained cuts?

Or maybe you are a masturbator in denial!

peace
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1rof1
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01/31/2014 03:19 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
It's the damnedest thing. Over the course of several years strange events have been happening to me. It all happens usually in my sleep? Sometimes I'll wake up in strange parts of my home and several times in my yard. Starts with the same dream, humanoid type things hovering over me, gold lights then next thing I know I wake up usually with no pants on and a strange clear jelly type substance all around my groin region? Could I be a test subject? Could these beings be milking me for my DNA and semen? Anyone else have these strange events happen? Anyone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11542258


wtfdid

Dude! Chillax sounds like you have a secret admirer.
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01/31/2014 03:25 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
that's udderly impossible...
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01/31/2014 03:25 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
testicle vampires
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01/31/2014 03:35 PM
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Listen pal....its better they make a withdraw than make a deposit....am I right?
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01/31/2014 03:35 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
Just lay back and enjoy
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01/31/2014 03:37 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
Just lay back and enjoy
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lolonflr222

Har har
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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01/31/2014 03:38 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
I once got abducted,

When i woke up my testicles where gone
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01/31/2014 03:40 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
Listen pal....its better they make a withdraw than make a deposit....am I right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53064802


THAT is some funny shit right there!

cruise cruise cruise
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01/31/2014 03:41 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
I once got abducted,

When i woke up my testicles where gone
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53685465


Was your boyfriend screaming from the pain?
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01/31/2014 03:42 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
Happens to me every once in awhile.
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01/31/2014 03:44 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
When you're in REM sleep do you hear vacuum?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53676823


rofl5
Please hold still so I can cut your hair long
Anonymous Coward
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01/31/2014 06:15 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
fuckyeah5

Now that's what I call a fucking good Saturday night!!!!!!! You go AC!
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01/31/2014 06:20 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
I was visited by a brown grey alien while having a sexual dream. I was almost to the point of orgasm, when all of sudden I awoke and there was a brown alien coming through my wall over my head board and he was holding my arm down. Once he saw I had awoken he gave out this strange noise, like I spooked him and he dissapeared.
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01/31/2014 06:21 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
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ufo56
LOL. abduct
May you be blessed by the supreme love and truth of the Cosmos.
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01/31/2014 06:24 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
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ufo56
LOL. abduct
 Quoting: Anonymous Conan


cruise sooooo that's where the reptilians come from?
Anonymous Coward
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01/31/2014 06:37 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
what you're describing is a classic in the ufo literature...it's standard operating procedure that many others have experienced.

If you're not just having a lark, but telling the truth as you recall it, then yeah...you're being abducted and "worked on".
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02/02/2014 01:00 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
This sounds serious Op. I have a plan. Get one of those cage type thingys with a lock that you put over your svaunce. If you wake up and the lock is gone and the cage is open? Then you know shit got real.ohyeah





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