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<x> User ID: 49512476 United States 02/02/2014 01:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's the damnedest thing. Over the course of several years strange events have been happening to me. It all happens usually in my sleep? Sometimes I'll wake up in strange parts of my home and several times in my yard. Starts with the same dream, humanoid type things hovering over me, gold lights then next thing I know I wake up usually with no pants on and a strange clear jelly type substance all around my groin region? Could I be a test subject? Could these beings be milking me for my DNA and semen? Anyone else have these strange events happen? Anyone? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11542258 you are sleep jerkin dude.. not a big deal |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20649612 United States 03/28/2014 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's the damnedest thing. Over the course of several years strange events have been happening to me. It all happens usually in my sleep? Sometimes I'll wake up in strange parts of my home and several times in my yard. Starts with the same dream, humanoid type things hovering over me, gold lights then next thing I know I wake up usually with no pants on and a strange clear jelly type substance all around my groin region? Could I be a test subject? Could these beings be milking me for my DNA and semen? Anyone else have these strange events happen? Anyone? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11542258 |
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ACME_MAN User ID: 76141027 United States 05/25/2022 04:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | See if you can get some monetary compensation from them. ; ) It's the damnedest thing. Over the course of several years strange events have been happening to me. It all happens usually in my sleep? Sometimes I'll wake up in strange parts of my home and several times in my yard. Starts with the same dream, humanoid type things hovering over me, gold lights then next thing I know I wake up usually with no pants on and a strange clear jelly type substance all around my groin region? Could I be a test subject? Could these beings be milking me for my DNA and semen? Anyone else have these strange events happen? Anyone? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11542258 |
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