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I think I'm being milked by space aliens?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2014 01:04 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
of course u live where its warm..without neighbours around?

if did that shit round my hood..mabie people would do something...k

so..waking up half naked in your yard and no one has made an atempt to ask?...

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02/02/2014 01:17 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
My uncle has the same thing happen to him at his Nevada trailer park. He claims to wake with empty PBR cans around him.

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It's the damnedest thing. Over the course of several years strange events have been happening to me. It all happens usually in my sleep? Sometimes I'll wake up in strange parts of my home and several times in my yard. Starts with the same dream, humanoid type things hovering over me, gold lights then next thing I know I wake up usually with no pants on and a strange clear jelly type substance all around my groin region? Could I be a test subject? Could these beings be milking me for my DNA and semen? Anyone else have these strange events happen? Anyone?
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you are sleep jerkin dude.. not a big deal
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02/02/2014 01:50 PM
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I was visited by a brown grey alien while having a sexual dream. I was almost to the point of orgasm, when all of sudden I awoke and there was a brown alien coming through my wall over my head board and he was holding my arm down. Once he saw I had awoken he gave out this strange noise, like I spooked him and he dissapeared.
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Alien rape fantasy common one
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03/28/2014 05:58 PM
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It's the damnedest thing. Over the course of several years strange events have been happening to me. It all happens usually in my sleep? Sometimes I'll wake up in strange parts of my home and several times in my yard. Starts with the same dream, humanoid type things hovering over me, gold lights then next thing I know I wake up usually with no pants on and a strange clear jelly type substance all around my groin region? Could I be a test subject? Could these beings be milking me for my DNA and semen? Anyone else have these strange events happen? Anyone?
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It's the damnedest thing. Over the course of several years strange events have been happening to me. It all happens usually in my sleep? Sometimes I'll wake up in strange parts of my home and several times in my yard. Starts with the same dream, humanoid type things hovering over me, gold lights then next thing I know I wake up usually with no pants on and a strange clear jelly type substance all around my groin region? Could I be a test subject? Could these beings be milking me for my DNA and semen? Anyone else have these strange events happen? Anyone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11542258


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09/18/2014 03:37 PM
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You better at least hope the aliens aren't dude aliens that are milking you. Maybe a race of homo aliens.
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05/14/2015 04:30 PM
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05/14/2015 04:33 PM
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05/14/2015 04:34 PM
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They tried once, but their hypnotic shit don't work on me.
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05/14/2015 05:10 PM
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You sure you didn't go out for drinks with Uncle Fuck Stick, and he slipped you something?
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05/14/2015 05:19 PM
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Drank some stuff, saw some things...
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05/14/2015 05:28 PM
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You sure you didn't go out for drinks with Uncle Fuck Stick, and he slipped you something?
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...sounds like he managed to slip himself something with a name like that.
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07/28/2019 06:54 AM
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07/28/2019 08:34 AM
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How can you be milked and extracted for seamon...?

You got dick and boobs?
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07/28/2019 08:48 AM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
So that’s what kids are callin masturbation these days, huh.
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05/25/2022 04:21 PM

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Oh fuck yeah rockon
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05/25/2022 04:29 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
Do you have nose bleeds?
Unexplained cuts?

Or maybe you are a masturbator in denial!

peace
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Also

Do people follow you around in ufos during your routine?
Anonymous Coward
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How can you be milked and extracted for seamon...?

You got dick and boobs?
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05/25/2022 04:49 PM
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Re: I think I'm being milked by space aliens?
See if you can get some monetary compensation from them. ; )


It's the damnedest thing. Over the course of several years strange events have been happening to me. It all happens usually in my sleep? Sometimes I'll wake up in strange parts of my home and several times in my yard. Starts with the same dream, humanoid type things hovering over me, gold lights then next thing I know I wake up usually with no pants on and a strange clear jelly type substance all around my groin region? Could I be a test subject? Could these beings be milking me for my DNA and semen? Anyone else have these strange events happen? Anyone?
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RestoreTheAnger

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12/26/2022 11:48 PM

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Sooooo sweet..
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12/26/2022 11:52 PM
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I do not doubt your story at all, youre hunted by these beings for your dna cause you actually have something they actually want.
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12/27/2022 12:31 AM
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Just lay back and enjoy
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