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Do you ever watch erectile dysfunction commercials with your family and just stare in silence until it finshes?

 
seer

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02/01/2014 10:54 PM
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You watch television...with your family?


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bump
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02/01/2014 11:05 PM
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Re: Do you ever watch erectile dysfunction commercials with your family and just stare in silence until it finshes?
What's more important (than how we react: responses), is what should be obvious to (everyone)...but, oh yeah, that would require some knowledge of history (including the advancement or decline of social order, nations, and empires).

This is simply one example (of one facet of decline of named above), specifically here...the debasement of decency; the debasement of modesty and the debasement of goodness - all manifesting, oh so openly now in our face - right in our homes' living rooms and bedrooms.

But see, the debasement is broad based (historically prior to the collapse phase of the decline):

Indeed historically, with precedent, and showing NO EXCEPTIONS (with the decline - immediately prior to collapse - of all social order/nations/empires)...is the complete debasement of all things in human endeavor; (with but just a very few exceptions - mainly due to monetary gain), to include, but not exhaustively, and most relevant:

The debasement of the above (decency, modesty, goodness).
The debasement of language.
The debasement of education.
The debasement of ethics.
The debasement of trade/business standards and practices.
The debasement of the currency.
The debasement of quality...all societal necessities.
The debasement of food acquisition and security.
The debasement of health care and delivery.
The debasement of laws: calling good evil and evil good.
The debasement of fiscal duties and responsibility.
The debasement of spirituality.
The debasement of physical protections.

And on...and on...etc. SO NO...IT'S NOT UNEXPECTED TO ANY THINKING PERSON, AND THEREFORE I CARE LITTLE AS TO (RESPONSES) THAT THE DEBASEMENT OF DECENCY (AND IN OUR FACE) IS OCCURING NOW: AS YET ANOTHER (CANARY IN THE COAL MINE NOT MAKING IT OUT, DUE TO UNINHABITABLE AIR).

Praise God
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02/01/2014 11:10 PM
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I don't remember this.
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02/01/2014 11:27 PM
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I have no family. I watch television alone; I still change the channel.

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02/01/2014 11:28 PM
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Re: Do you ever watch erectile dysfunction commercials with your family and just stare in silence until it finshes?
No,

I moved out of Mom and Dad's house when I finished High School.


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and you managed to graduate by age 40 - well done!
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It was age 39 moran, 40 was when I knocked your mother up,
And no, you still can't visit here.
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Re: Do you ever watch erectile dysfunction commercials with your family and just stare in silence until it finshes?
I always dread that commercial - it usually happens when I am eating from a TV tray and suddenly the tray inexplicably tips over and spills the dinner on my lap. Then the dog usually comes along and licks it off my crotch, which only makes matters worse. Sometimes his whiskers get caught in the zipper and inadvertently pull it down and guess what? The Gingerbread man pops out in all his glory.
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spock
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02/01/2014 11:34 PM
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or what about maxi pad commercials? ya that's also a time for silence
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02/01/2014 11:38 PM
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Re: Do you ever watch erectile dysfunction commercials with your family and just stare in silence until it finshes?
I always dread that commercial - it usually happens when I am eating from a TV tray and suddenly the tray inexplicably tips over and spills the dinner on my lap. Then the dog usually comes along and licks it off my crotch, which only makes matters worse. Sometimes his whiskers get caught in the zipper and inadvertently pull it down and guess what? The Gingerbread man pops out in all his glory.
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spock
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I always thought there was something strange about that Gingerbread Man. Now we know.
And thennn

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02/01/2014 11:40 PM
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Re: Do you ever watch erectile dysfunction commercials with your family and just stare in silence until it finshes?
Just munch the fuzzy biscuit of your wife or girlfriend and if you're any kind of man your bone will be strong!!!

If she keeps a clean bald biscuit (not a fuzzy one)you just wipe your face on her thigh or sheets instead of the fuzzy moisture napkin that has been shaved off. She will not mind this at all plus your bone will not mind this at all and more importantly keep going until she orgasms at least twice in your face.

The sweet taste of victory will give you a stiffy!!

By the time you get your , now solid bone going, who cares.
Both parties win and you didn't even need to take a little blue pill.

Women love blow jobs just as much as guys and it will give you a stiffy in the process.

Just tell her you're getting the lunch box ready for packing.

And thennn pack her lunch!!!

Heeee-heeee giggle fart!!

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And thennn
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02/01/2014 11:45 PM
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No I drop my pants and show that my dick gets hard just fine without pills. My mom was really impressed.
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02/01/2014 11:57 PM
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No I drop my pants and show that my dick gets hard just fine without pills. My mom was really impressed.
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Boy I wish I could do that for my Mom! You're a great young lad.
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I always dread that commercial - it usually happens when I am eating from a TV tray and suddenly the tray inexplicably tips over and spills the dinner on my lap. Then the dog usually comes along and licks it off my crotch, which only makes matters worse. Sometimes his whiskers get caught in the zipper and inadvertently pull it down and guess what? The Gingerbread man pops out in all his glory.
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johnny
Epstein didn’t kill himself.
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02/02/2014 12:02 AM
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Don't watch tv anymore, but when I did, there WERE the most inappropriate commercials on, especially uncomfortable to watch with family or the opposite sex. I did NOT appreciate it at all. One of the numerous reasons I can live without expensive cable and tv.
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Absolutely. Why should I pay to be offended in my own living room?
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02/02/2014 12:04 AM
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No I drop my pants and show that my dick gets hard just fine without pills. My mom was really impressed.
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Wtf
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02/02/2014 12:12 AM
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Re: Do you ever watch erectile dysfunction commercials with your family and just stare in silence until it finshes?
I don't watch TV.
My daughter only watches cartoons. (she is 8)
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02/02/2014 12:13 AM
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Re: Do you ever watch erectile dysfunction commercials with your family and just stare in silence until it finshes?
I don't watch TV.
My daughter only watches cartoons. (she is 8)
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Do you want an award or perhaps a cookie?
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02/02/2014 12:14 AM
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Nice. hahaha Yep
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02/02/2014 12:16 AM
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I don't watch TV.
My daughter only watches cartoons. (she is 8)
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Do you want an award or perhaps a cookie?
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?


I don't want anything.
Anonymous Coward
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Re: Do you ever watch erectile dysfunction commercials with your family and just stare in silence until it finshes?
Nobody even mentioning the commercial or asking questions to each other about erectile dysfuntion?
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Come out of the closet already! You know you like penis!
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02/02/2014 12:18 AM
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They give me a hardon for some reason...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

"We don't rent pigs!"
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02/02/2014 12:19 AM
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Re: Do you ever watch erectile dysfunction commercials with your family and just stare in silence until it finshes?
How come they don't make a pill for old women that makes their pussy wet?
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I hate that commercial where the 2 middle-aged hotties are holding hands in bathtubs out in the middle of a cow pasture................WTF is that all about?
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Are you telling me you've never fucked in seperate bathtubs in the middle of a cow pasture? Rookie. They let anyone in these days I swear.
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02/02/2014 12:27 AM
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How come they don't make a pill for old women that makes their pussy wet?
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Or a pill that makes their pussy smaller than the grand canyon.
All this bullshit pressure is put on men but wtf is their responsibility other than laying there?
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I hate that commercial where the 2 middle-aged hotties are holding hands in bathtubs out in the middle of a cow pasture................WTF is that all about?
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Are you telling me you've never fucked in seperate bathtubs in the middle of a cow pasture? Rookie. They let anyone in these days I swear.
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How do you fuck in separate bathtubs? Is one drain a wormhole to the other one?
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02/02/2014 12:28 AM
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Why is this pinned?
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02/02/2014 12:31 AM
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Why is this pinned?
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So assholes like you will ask that question.
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02/02/2014 12:40 AM
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Re: Do you ever watch erectile dysfunction commercials with your family and just stare in silence until it finshes?
I don't watch TV.
My daughter only watches cartoons. (she is 8)
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Do you want an award or perhaps a cookie?
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?


I don't want anything.
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you want a pill and a boner chaser
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02/02/2014 01:01 AM
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Re: Do you ever watch erectile dysfunction commercials with your family and just stare in silence until it finshes?
Perfect opportunity to do some performance art!

Any two adults get up and start dirty dancing with each other, then simulated sex, then moans, groans, and some trashy funny line about "it's still hard - what now?".
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02/02/2014 01:03 AM
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How come they don't make a pill for old women that makes their pussy wet?
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They make turkey basters and glycerine!
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How come they don't make a pill for old women that makes their pussy wet?
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They make turkey basters and glycerine!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50715565


Works for asses too.





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