Acme Man's Superbowl Anaysis(Or Why Nothing Tragic Occurred)

Listen folks, during times of societal upheaval, someone is required to provide cool, critical analysis of unfolding events. Given that, this is why they pay me the big bucks. ; )

Anyway, before I get into my SuperBowl analysis, I just wanted to make the observation that I thought it somewhat ironic that both teams that made it to the game came from states that had recently legalized medical marijuana. Make of that what you will.

Now to the game. I believe that the main reason that nothing went down was because an agreement was made between the dark cabal that was planning some terror events there and the good guys. In short, a quid pro quo. In return for not doing anything dastardly, the bad guys were rewarded with a huge payday with the underdog team slated to win. In short, I believe(despite Seattle's good playing) that the fix was in on this one. As circumstantial evidence, Peyton Manning had an uncharacteristically bad game. And he is a money quarterback. There is also some numerology to back this up. Denver had 8 points. 8 is a number associated with JUSTICE and MONEY. I suspect if the game was thrown, that the Denver players were rewarded substantially monetarily.

The Denver loss was also symbolic in that Denver is the de facto NWO Capitol and given the loss it symbolizes that the NWO is a lost cause for the powers that be. Seattle is a largely liberal city and their victory represents the triumph of benevolent socialism(not communism) in my view.

In any event, I could be all wet in the head with respect to my analysis. Even I, ACME MAN, have been know to be wrong from time to time(rare as those occasions may be ; ), but nonetheless, I'm going with my gut on this one and stand by my assessment.

And now if you'll excuse me, I have to return to my secret underground location where I continue to singlehandedly hold back the invading central american hordes while commanding imaginary armies. ; )