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We need to do an experiment. All you will need is a pair of swabs.

 
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We need to do an experiment. All you will need is a pair of swabs.
Request A: Do not fuck up your ear drum.

Request B: Gently clean your middle ear. Yes. Your ear canal. That place they say is taboo to stick swabs in. Slowly turn while inserting and removing it. If you are as cautious as YOU SHOULD BE you will clearly feel when you're too close to the drum. I've done this several years, and daily, hence why I need more voices here and I'm telling others to do this. I'll explain soon.

Request C: Share what you notice no matter what you find.
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Re: We need to do an experiment. All you will need is a pair of swabs.
Not a single shill to keep this thread company while it waits for its intended viewers..?
"Give us your lonely, your deranged, and your mentally ill; give us your woo-woo´s, idiots, conspiracy theorists, catastrophists, astrologists and new age theologists; and give us your morons. Bring us your hoaxers and con-artists. Bring us your religious zealots, your bible thumping radicals, your bigots and your sexually frustrated teenagers. Bring us your trolls and pseudo-scientists.

We will provide a place of refuge, a place where attention will be given, a place for freedom of delusional representation. A place for all to come and ponder the existence and universal meaning of all fantasy, good and bad. A place where all people of miniscule mind can pen their thoughts, delusions, suppositions and conjecture with anonyminity and safety.

Bring them to GLP, we will provide for them. We will provide the haven they so desperately seek. A soapbox for those unable to be heard above the din of reality.

Truly, a god-like production."

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Re: We need to do an experiment. All you will need is a pair of swabs.
they haven't gotten all the extra semen out of their ears yet
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Re: We need to do an experiment. All you will need is a pair of swabs.
not going to do it right now, but my past experience has shown it is very pleasurable.
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Re: We need to do an experiment. All you will need is a pair of swabs.
Yep, as long as you don't poke through your ear drum. I'm asking for a scientific sample of what the population of glp is finding in their ears.
"Give us your lonely, your deranged, and your mentally ill; give us your woo-woo´s, idiots, conspiracy theorists, catastrophists, astrologists and new age theologists; and give us your morons. Bring us your hoaxers and con-artists. Bring us your religious zealots, your bible thumping radicals, your bigots and your sexually frustrated teenagers. Bring us your trolls and pseudo-scientists.

We will provide a place of refuge, a place where attention will be given, a place for freedom of delusional representation. A place for all to come and ponder the existence and universal meaning of all fantasy, good and bad. A place where all people of miniscule mind can pen their thoughts, delusions, suppositions and conjecture with anonyminity and safety.

Bring them to GLP, we will provide for them. We will provide the haven they so desperately seek. A soapbox for those unable to be heard above the din of reality.

Truly, a god-like production."

- An anonymous, Anonymous Coward
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wax
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An orange colored waxy substance.
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i wonder if it melts - like real wax?
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i wonder if it melts - like real wax?
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It's likely composed of sebum, Flakes of dead skin, And some dirt.

My guess would be yes.
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Re: We need to do an experiment. All you will need is a pair of swabs.
Request A: Do not fuck up your ear drum.

Request B: Gently clean your middle ear. Yes. Your ear canal. That place they say is taboo to stick swabs in. Slowly turn while inserting and removing it. If you are as cautious as YOU SHOULD BE you will clearly feel when you're too close to the drum. I've done this several years, and daily, hence why I need more voices here and I'm telling others to do this. I'll explain soon.

Request C: Share what you notice no matter what you find.
 Quoting: Itcouldbeaname


Request A: Heeded

Request B: [In accordance with Request A, bypassed.]

Request C: I have no report.
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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Re: We need to do an experiment. All you will need is a pair of swabs.
EDIT: You know what, nevermind.
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Re: We need to do an experiment. All you will need is a pair of swabs.
Nothing to be found. Do it too often already. Spick and span clean down to the drum. The point of this? I'm curious now.
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As am I...
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Re: We need to do an experiment. All you will need is a pair of swabs.
Just get to the point
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I found an alien tracking device disguised
as a grain of sand.
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One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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Re: We need to do an experiment. All you will need is a pair of swabs.
When viewed under a microscope, some swabs made out of GMO fiber material move around as if they are ALIVE.

Do NOT shove them down your hear holes!

If you don't believe it, ask the GLP microscope guy do a test!
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Re: We need to do an experiment. All you will need is a pair of swabs.
If Q-tips weren't made to go in the ear then what the heck were they made for?
I use Q-tips in my ears every day after a shower.
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Re: We need to do an experiment. All you will need is a pair of swabs.
When viewed under a microscope, some swabs made out of GMO fiber material move around as if they are ALIVE.

Do NOT shove them down your hear holes!

If you don't believe it, ask the GLP microscope guy do a test!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53872021


So how would this translate to what comes out of your ears?
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Re: We need to do an experiment. All you will need is a pair of swabs.
When viewed under a microscope, some swabs made out of GMO fiber material move around as if they are ALIVE.

Do NOT shove them down your hear holes!

If you don't believe it, ask the GLP microscope guy do a test!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53872021


So how would this translate to what comes out of your ears?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49353908


Well fuck my dickhole I guess I'm screwed.
"Give us your lonely, your deranged, and your mentally ill; give us your woo-woo´s, idiots, conspiracy theorists, catastrophists, astrologists and new age theologists; and give us your morons. Bring us your hoaxers and con-artists. Bring us your religious zealots, your bible thumping radicals, your bigots and your sexually frustrated teenagers. Bring us your trolls and pseudo-scientists.

We will provide a place of refuge, a place where attention will be given, a place for freedom of delusional representation. A place for all to come and ponder the existence and universal meaning of all fantasy, good and bad. A place where all people of miniscule mind can pen their thoughts, delusions, suppositions and conjecture with anonyminity and safety.

Bring them to GLP, we will provide for them. We will provide the haven they so desperately seek. A soapbox for those unable to be heard above the din of reality.

Truly, a god-like production."

- An anonymous, Anonymous Coward

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