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Huge Ass Snake found in the Everglades

 
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Huge Ass Snake found in the Everglades
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MONSTER SNAKE! Python captured in the Fla. Everglades could be a state record [link to DON'T_USE-THIS] @WPLGLocal10 pic.twitter.com/Xro1uU5m2x

Possible record-breaking python captured in Florida Everglades
18 and a half foot-long snake weighs 150 pounds

[link to www.local10.com]
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Re: Huge Ass Snake found in the Everglades
Is it a record for Florida cause there have been much larger snakes including pythons found.
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first zombies, now giant snakes in south FL doom

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Re: Huge Ass Snake found in the Everglades
seen bigger .
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I'll start making the pizza sauce and dough!
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Re: Huge Ass Snake found in the Everglades
Is it a record for Florida cause there have been much larger snakes including pythons found.
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yeah it's just a record for the state

"Experts say the snake could be a state record for the length of a python."
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Re: Huge Ass Snake found in the Everglades
Mama?

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Re: Huge Ass Snake found in the Everglades
Well, it's a State record. . . .for NOW!

Give them a few years to grow and check back.


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I'll start making the pizza sauce and dough!
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ah why not have it with spicy indian curry !5a
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Re: Huge Ass Snake found in the Everglades
They've even swallowed alligators down here. The Reticulated can grow to 30 ft. and the African Rocks 18-20 ft. We also have Anacondas and Crocodiles here. Come on down.
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ahhh
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Man I should go to Florida and let my snake out it would break records
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LEAVE IT ALONE..Stupid humans can't fucking stop killing, touching, removing, destroying..
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Seen a water moccasin when I was a kid that was bigger here in Florida. The head on it was about the size of a shovel head.
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I'll start making the pizza sauce and dough!
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ah why not have it with spicy indian curry !5a
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Apparently you dont know Brief...
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Misidentification. I was in the Everglades and had to take a piss, so I rolled out my dick and a passerby mistook it for a python. There should be a followup story with an apology coming out shortly.
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LEAVE IT ALONE..Stupid humans can't fucking stop killing, touching, removing, destroying..
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Quit your bellyachin'!

We are the TOP predator. Just get used to it.

Would you want a snake that size roaming your yard where your toddler is playing in the sand box? Didn't think so....

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LEAVE IT ALONE..Stupid humans can't fucking stop killing, touching, removing, destroying..
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Uh...

It's not supposed to be there...
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Re: Huge Ass Snake found in the Everglades
Misidentification. I was in the Everglades and had to take a piss, so I rolled out my dick and a passerby mistook it for a python. There should be a followup story with an apology coming out shortly.
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chuckle
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everglades , yup that's what i nickname the jeans i wear .
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I hate ass snakes!
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I hate ass snakes!
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:face_blackcandy:
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Re: Huge Ass Snake found in the Everglades
LEAVE IT ALONE..Stupid humans can't fucking stop killing, touching, removing, destroying..
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It's an invasive species you fucking moron. How can we tell you're a libtard?
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Re: Huge Ass Snake found in the Everglades
They've even swallowed alligators down here. The Reticulated can grow to 30 ft. and the African Rocks 18-20 ft. We also have Anacondas and Crocodiles here. Come on down.
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lol What about the Burmese python?
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Re: Huge Ass Snake found in the Everglades
So far it's been Reticulated Pythons, African Rock Pythons and Anacondas. I've personally seen 4 foot water monitor in our yard (just a smaller version of the Komodo Dragon) and just as nasty.
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Misidentification. I was in the Everglades and had to take a piss, so I rolled out my dick and a passerby mistook it for a python. There should be a followup story with an apology coming out shortly.
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rofl5
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LEAVE IT ALONE..Stupid humans can't fucking stop killing, touching, removing, destroying..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30670164


You are a Dumbass.... Pythons are not from here. Fucking Snowbirds from Canada buy them at pet stores and when they go back to Canada for the Summer, they flush them down the toilet only to end up in the sewer system and headed for the Everglades.


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I'll start making the pizza sauce and dough!
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Uhhhhh.......
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shee-it i have a bigger snake dangling between my legs , 150 lbs what a joke!!!!!
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Eekers !!!





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