Atheist, do you really believe that you descended from monkeys?

The old switcharoo. The old bait and switch.

Now Christians believe in monkeys and not the 'smarter' ones, that now believe in beaver rats.

ok....

Guys there is also a t-shirt sale on today, it has the trendy slogan "I believe in monkeys" and comes with a free itune gift voucher where you can buy the monkey song online.

oh wait you are mostly all shills, who am I talking to.

why haven't all monkeys evolved into humans yet?

SAM WALLTON opened wall mart and made BILLIONS of $$$$$.

so, why hasn't EVERYONE opened their own wall mart, and get super rich ???

COMPETITION !!

if humans saw MONKEYS building huts, planting crops, domesticating other animals, and useing fire, we would probably kill them all.
and if we didn't, we would be damned fools.

if all the humans died off, say from a disease that did not affect the monkeys, that would OPEN UP THE TOP SPOT for the monkeys.

them all you need is millions of years...


or aliens to come down amd give their DNA a 'push'...

We find new specimens pretty often. We are still making new discoveries.

I don't see how this matters for you guys though, once we find what you are asking for you will say we don't know how to date it.

Yep.

That is the most tarded thing I have herd on here in a long time.

:fullretard1:

re; "do you really believe that you descended from monkeys?"


ONLY CHRISTTARDS ask this question.

NOBODY ELSE EVER ASKS !!

so, either they do not understand evolution,

or just want the most shocking 'strawman' they can get,

OR BOTH.

okay, lets go back to the original monkey story and get clear what it is.

so if you watched the video, 6 million years ago, something lived, which resulted in all the monkeys that lead to us.

How convenient that this 'something' being 6 million years old, cannot possibly be proven, it's just a filler to get the monkey story going.

monkeys evolved from fish, why aren't all the fishes, monkeys by now ??

fish make a good living.

if there was a food shortage, that would give them the push to try to eat something new, or try a differemt environment, or die.

evolution can move faster when there is a 'genetic bottleneck', and there is inbreeding.

The truth has no AGENDA. Clearly these people are trying to sell bullshit.

Hasn't helped you.

there it is again;

"all the monkeys that lead to us."


THERE ARE NO MONKEYS THAT 'lead to us.'


according to evolution,
the common ancestor, BETWEEN MEN AND APES,
would look something like a beaver or large rat.

NOT A MONKEY.

ONLY CHRISTTARDS BELIEVE IT WAS A MONKEY.

Latest from the tards.
[link to phys.org]
A chimp-pig hybrid origin for humans?
Dr. Eugene McCarthy is a Ph.D. geneticist who has made a career out of studying hybridization in animals. He now curates a biological information website called Macroevolution.net where he has amassed an impressive body of evidence suggesting that human origins can be best explained by hybridization between pigs and chimpanzees.

You need to go back even further...All living animals have a common DNA and it's from only one living creature a sea sponge (can't remember it's name). So where all related to a sea sponge of sort. So monkeys evolved from a sea-sponge and we evolved from a monkey...Was there really enough evolution time to get a human from a sea-sponge and still that doesn't include evolution of the races. Has anyone seen any half sponge and monkeys out-and about.

ROCK ON, DUDES AND DUDETTES !!!!

JOKE;

"i'm NOT a crack addict...

...i'm a ROCK MONSTER"

-from an old anti drug P.S.A.

Isn't a large rat beaver even more difficult to believe that we were once that than anything else?

You guys just get more and more crazy.

No-one was EVER a rat beaver, nor did a rat Beaver turn into us.

This is not Disney.

Wellll...uhhh.....duh. What else explains why there's no more monkeys?

RE; How do you explain the ark of the covenant. That was built in Exodus, that has been found to this day, and that has Christs blood on it,

The ark of covenant was found underneath Christ's location of Crucifixion, and blood was found on the mercy seat. They analyzed the blood and it was different to normal blood.


--The ark of covenant was found !!!!!

sorry, i missed that story.


i am sure that you can provide the LINKS to it.

you are right,
we evolved DIRECTLY from FISHES,
to HUMANS !!!

really, ALL MAMMALS are related.

RE; You guys just get more and more crazy.
NO, YOU JUST NEVER LISTENED !!!

WE have said for DECADES ;
the common ancestor,
BETWEEN MEN AND APES,
is NOT A MONKEY.

re; No-one was EVER a rat beaver,

-but there's LOTS of RAT BASTARDS !!!!

You lack a grasp on transitional species or cross kind evolution, Darwinian evolution. We are not talking about inter species adaptaion or mutation.

all modern mammals including humans are descended from this extinct rat-like creature:

[link to www.neatorama.com]

makes sense though. scientists do most medical experiments on rats and can often be adjusted to work directly in humans.

But we found this creature, yet not the one supposedly between us and them, which would be closer top the surface then them.

why not op?

you and your whole church are part of a troop.

no. we descended from green slime growing on the side of some sea-side rock.

Evolution does not state animals give birth to new species.

Every single animal in the history of earth has given birth to the same "kind" (species, depending on your definition of species since scientists still debate on what is a species) as the parent, this is what the theory of evolution says.

Last Edited by synapsid on 02/08/2014 12:49 AM

There are some groups of humans who did evolve from monkeys. God made all the animals and thus allowed some humans to evolve from them. Aliens also evolved differently than human beings on earth.

The ones who are claiming to be from monkeys, let them believe it! You can't talk sense into a dumb monkey human.

I finally agree with you. inter-species evolution, not transitional-species evolution. Which means monkeys never evolved from fish, and humans never evolved from anything else.