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I like Asian girls but how can I get them??

 
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02/07/2014 01:15 AM
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I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
I have a bit of Asian on me and I get confused some times, never had an Asian girlfriend, seems that the only ones around I know is from The Chinese buffet 5 miles away.

Is there any code I should know or any type password to get them?
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02/07/2014 01:15 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Money.
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02/07/2014 01:17 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Die your hair red and get some freckles.
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02/07/2014 01:18 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
approach the asian ladies with your eyes pulled tight so you look chinesey style works 100% of the time
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Money.
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Yup, throw it at 'em.
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Money.
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This guyohyeah
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02/07/2014 01:20 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Do a retreat at your local Buddhist Monastery,all the monks there will be celibate so you will have no competition and the Asian girls that come to the temple to donate will be all over you.This post may sound like a joke but I did a retreat and had Asian girls asking for my number.
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02/07/2014 01:23 AM
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money can buy you anything
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02/07/2014 01:24 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
approach the asian ladies with your eyes pulled tight so you look chinesey style works 100% of the time
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yeahsure
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02/07/2014 01:24 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
I don't know, the japanese are xenophobic.

I want a nice hot Asian chick.
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02/07/2014 01:25 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Do a retreat at your local Buddhist Monastery,all the monks there will be celibate so you will have no competition and the Asian girls that come to the temple to donate will be all over you.This post may sound like a joke but I did a retreat and had Asian girls asking for my number.
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spockspock
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02/07/2014 01:26 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Learn the language they like western guys who have bothered to learn some of their language when you try to speak it and say it wrong they think its funny.
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02/07/2014 01:26 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
I don't know, the japanese are xenophobic.

I want a nice hot Asian chick.
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I want hot Asian chick too man...'

Jeez man I must have one before I die..
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02/07/2014 01:26 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
You need to be very rich.
That is all.
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02/07/2014 01:27 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Do a retreat at your local Buddhist Monastery,all the monks there will be celibate so you will have no competition and the Asian girls that come to the temple to donate will be all over you.This post may sound like a joke but I did a retreat and had Asian girls asking for my number.
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This is actually a good fucking theory this bloke is spot on here!
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You better be good looking lol
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Learn the language they like western guys who have bothered to learn some of their language when you try to speak it and say it wrong they think its funny.
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Like Easy words or sentences right?

How do you say Me Love You Long time in Asian?
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02/07/2014 01:28 AM
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buy one
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02/07/2014 01:29 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Also you can find some kind of Asian community center they often have open nights like discos karaoke and such either Chinese or Vietnamese they have quite a few here.
But you need to at least try to speak some of their language or they will think you are arrogant.
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
You better be good looking lol
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Non sense, I can sure brainwash them into something, I am 6 out 10 that's what my psychology said but then again I am paying him to talk to me...
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Learn the language they like western guys who have bothered to learn some of their language when you try to speak it and say it wrong they think its funny.
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Like Easy words or sentences right?

How do you say Me Love You Long time in Asian?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53876701


You can download a program from torrents called Rosetta Stone it teaches you to speak other languages.
You need to at least be able to say hello how are you and make basic convo even if you say it with a wrong accent.
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02/07/2014 01:31 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Also you can find some kind of Asian community center they often have open nights like discos karaoke and such either Chinese or Vietnamese they have quite a few here.
But you need to at least try to speak some of their language or they will think you are arrogant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53077900


must find one, I'm interested on Vietnamese, but honestly I only like them for lust...

God I am so f'd up.
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02/07/2014 01:33 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Also you can find some kind of Asian community center they often have open nights like discos karaoke and such either Chinese or Vietnamese they have quite a few here.
But you need to at least try to speak some of their language or they will think you are arrogant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53077900


must find one, I'm interested on Vietnamese, but honestly I only like them for lust...

God I am so f'd up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53876701


Maybe they will like you for lust to?
But you know you can make it so obvious like with all things.
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Why do you want an Asian?

Explain please.
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02/07/2014 01:34 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Learn the language they like western guys who have bothered to learn some of their language when you try to speak it and say it wrong they think its funny.
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This.

Or if you are too proper for the occasion, apologizing for you and shit.

The pussy is worth it.
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02/07/2014 01:34 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Go to a city, then go to a college or university.
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Learn the language they like western guys who have bothered to learn some of their language when you try to speak it and say it wrong they think its funny.
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This.

Or if you are too proper for the occasion, apologizing for you and shit.

The pussy is worth it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21338120


ah?
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Learn the language they like western guys who have bothered to learn some of their language when you try to speak it and say it wrong they think its funny.
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This.

Or if you are too proper for the occasion, apologizing for you and shit.

The pussy is worth it.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21338120


angryface

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02/07/2014 01:36 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Why do you want an Asian?

Explain please.
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Well Astral Troal as far as I experienced from the Korean massage they are very pleasurable...
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02/07/2014 01:37 AM

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Why do you want an Asian?

Explain please.
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Well Astral Troal as far as I experienced from the Korean massage they are very pleasurable...
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You damn tards beating your dick to Neon Genesis need to get out more!

cruise

lmao
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Asian girls are materialistic and superficial.

So either be very attractive or have money.

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