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I like Asian girls but how can I get them??

 
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02/07/2014 01:39 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Learn the language they like western guys who have bothered to learn some of their language when you try to speak it and say it wrong they think its funny.
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This.

Or if you are too proper for the occasion, apologizing for you and shit.

The pussy is worth it.

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angryface
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I know Astral, you like them with big clitoris and from Thailand...
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02/07/2014 01:39 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
My cousin met a Vietnamese girl in college and ended up marrying her.
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02/07/2014 01:40 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Tai Chi classes.There will be a bunch of old people,a few Asian girls and you.You will look great compared to the grandpas and you will have the pick of which Asian minge you want.
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02/07/2014 01:42 AM
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Tai Chi classes.There will be a bunch of old people,a few Asian girls and you.You will look great compared to the grandpas and you will have the pick of which Asian minge you want.
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So we have:

-Tai chi class
-Buddah temples

and what was the other?
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02/07/2014 01:43 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Also you can find some kind of Asian community center they often have open nights like discos karaoke and such either Chinese or Vietnamese they have quite a few here.
But you need to at least try to speak some of their language or they will think you are arrogant.
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must find one, I'm interested on Vietnamese, but honestly I only like them for lust...

God I am so f'd up.
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google/youtube Asian sex tours. you can fuck like a duck for a couple a bucks. they care as much for you as you do for them.
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02/07/2014 01:43 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Why not just get an Asian hooker to try it first?
Maybe you wont like it? How do you know?
They can be very stroppy in the bedroom.
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02/07/2014 01:44 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
show them some massive meat

and the buffet opens
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Also you can find some kind of Asian community center they often have open nights like discos karaoke and such either Chinese or Vietnamese they have quite a few here.
But you need to at least try to speak some of their language or they will think you are arrogant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53077900


must find one, I'm interested on Vietnamese, but honestly I only like them for lust...

God I am so f'd up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53876701


Vietnamese? "Go get nails done."
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02/07/2014 01:45 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
How do you say Me Love You Long time in Asian?
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tard that is asian you tard!
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02/07/2014 01:45 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Why not just get an Asian hooker to try it first?
Maybe you wont like it? How do you know?
They can be very stroppy in the bedroom.
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Been there done that buddy!
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You can get someone easily if you want a forever wife, and they are coming in from another country to U.S. I am not being funny or anything, some of them really, really want to come to the U.S.A., but you must provide stability.
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
show them some massive meat

and the buffet opens
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afro
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
show them some massive meat

and the buffet opens
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you too big cowboy!!! you fuck my asshole... OK joe??
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Also you can find some kind of Asian community center they often have open nights like discos karaoke and such either Chinese or Vietnamese they have quite a few here.
But you need to at least try to speak some of their language or they will think you are arrogant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53077900


must find one, I'm interested on Vietnamese, but honestly I only like them for lust...

God I am so f'd up.
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Vietnamese? "Go get nails done."
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


will that work okay..
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
You can get someone easily if you want a forever wife, and they are coming in from another country to U.S. I am not being funny or anything, some of them really, really want to come to the U.S.A., but you must provide stability.
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You do this, and she love you long time.
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02/07/2014 01:48 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Just ask, "What can I get for $10".
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Just ask, "What can I get for $10".
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You can get someone easily if you want a forever wife, and they are coming in from another country to U.S. I am not being funny or anything, some of them really, really want to come to the U.S.A., but you must provide stability.
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I have $65 dollars left in the bank, would that be enough?
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Just ask, "What can I get for $10".
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Simp Lo Mein
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tounge
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02/07/2014 01:50 AM

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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
You can get someone easily if you want a forever wife, and they are coming in from another country to U.S. I am not being funny or anything, some of them really, really want to come to the U.S.A., but you must provide stability.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


I have $65 dollars left in the bank, would that be enough?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53876701


Depends on where they are coming in from, but usually no, that is not enough.
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02/07/2014 01:52 AM
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I did ask a hot Asian chick from Condoms Galore one time but she had a boyfriend and I know she liked me cause she looked very shy and couldn't look at my eyes while I had my eyes on her ass, she was curvy too..
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02/07/2014 01:55 AM
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I did ask a hot Asian chick from Condoms Galore one time but she had a boyfriend and I know she liked me cause she looked very shy and couldn't look at my eyes while I had my eyes on her ass, she was curvy too..
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Well you should of asked her if you could be friends and get her to hook you up with one of her friends.
You silly silly wanker!
Like does not always mean "will/can have sex with", it means she likes YOU.
You meet people THROUGH other people dufus!
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You can get someone easily if you want a forever wife, and they are coming in from another country to U.S. I am not being funny or anything, some of them really, really want to come to the U.S.A., but you must provide stability.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


I have $65 dollars left in the bank, would that be enough?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53876701


Depends on where they are coming in from, but usually no, that is not enough.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


after all your horseshit posts, I KNEW you were just some old redneck male whore monger!!! too funny!!! lmao
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02/07/2014 01:56 AM
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go to asia.... *sigh*pigchef
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02/07/2014 01:58 AM
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I did ask a hot Asian chick from Condoms Galore one time but she had a boyfriend and I know she liked me cause she looked very shy and couldn't look at my eyes while I had my eyes on her ass, she was curvy too..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53876701


Well you should of asked her if you could be friends and get her to hook you up with one of her friends.
You silly silly wanker!
Like does not always mean "will/can have sex with", it means she likes YOU.
You meet people THROUGH other people dufus!
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wtf 10 I been living in a lie...
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
You can get someone easily if you want a forever wife, and they are coming in from another country to U.S. I am not being funny or anything, some of them really, really want to come to the U.S.A., but you must provide stability.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


I have $65 dollars left in the bank, would that be enough?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53876701


Depends on where they are coming in from, but usually no, that is not enough.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


after all your horseshit posts, I KNEW you were just some old redneck male whore monger!!! too funny!!! lmao
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You have lost your mind.
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02/07/2014 02:06 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Need a pickle dick or make some killer flied lice.
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02/07/2014 02:17 AM
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Will there be Asian Doom one day? like all the Asian chicks come to rape us or something...
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02/07/2014 03:18 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Learn kung-Fu.

All Asian chicks love a kung-fu master.

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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Go to japan and hold the door open for them. They'll quiver.

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