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I like Asian girls but how can I get them??

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2014 09:15 PM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
I have a bit of Asian on me and I get confused some times, never had an Asian girlfriend, seems that the only ones around I know is from The Chinese buffet 5 miles away.

Is there any code I should know or any type password to get them?
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Go to thailand and you will get an Asian lady+boy (bonus) might hurt u!
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03/23/2014 09:21 PM
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I wanted to get myself a hot asian once before. And to my surprise, I couldn't just order one out of a catalog available behind the counter at a questionable truck stop.

So, my quest for mail order brides began.

After several hours, I came to the realization that my definition of "mail order bride" was actually human trafficking. And apparently you can't just buy as asian sex slave through a google search.

There are many "mail order" bride websites out there. But they're more like a dating website. The websites charge you for their address information, so you can send them a letter. There are also ways of communicating via the website.

As common procedure, you will need to fly out to see the person for "dates" and etc. which will add up to a huge bill.
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03/23/2014 09:48 PM

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Asian women are incredibly beautiful. They legit take my breath away. I don't know what it is about them, I just find myself straight up entranced in their presence. Maybe it's a past life thing lol.

Anyway, I don't have a clue what advice to give in terms of how to snag one up. Just the universal advice of being confident, and not passing up on an opportunity to take a shot at one when you're in one's presence. I did that a whole bunch of times and it makes me kick myself when I think about it.
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03/23/2014 09:51 PM

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Asian girls are materialistic and superficial.

So either be very attractive or have money.
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03/23/2014 10:00 PM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
I have a bit of Asian on me and I get confused some times, never had an Asian girlfriend, seems that the only ones around I know is from The Chinese buffet 5 miles away.

Is there any code I should know or any type password to get them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53876701


Go to Chinese restaurant and find out how much they owe the guy who smuggled them over. She is slave labor and has to pay off her travel debt. Buy the debt and you now own her! Treat her good and and make her feel secure and she will like you owning her and never try to pay it back with cash. Careful , you might be messing with triads gangs or have a separated husband in the same boat paying off debt.
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Learn the language they like western guys who have bothered to learn some of their language when you try to speak it and say it wrong they think its funny.
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im asian. this is true, i find it cute :p
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04/01/2015 08:57 PM
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Asian girls are materialistic and superficial.

So either be very attractive or have money.
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Can confirm.
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04/01/2015 09:05 PM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Also you can find some kind of Asian community center they often have open nights like discos karaoke and such either Chinese or Vietnamese they have quite a few here.
But you need to at least try to speak some of their language or they will think you are arrogant.
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must find one, I'm interested on Vietnamese, but honestly I only like them for lust...

God I am so f'd up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53876701


What's with that last bit? You a Victorian or some shit?

You like Asian women? Come to Thailand. 5 grand and you can spend 3 months here, living like a king. You have to work? Come for 2 weeks. Place is crawling with gorgeous, willing women. And they may be shorter than Western women, but damn! they're as curvaceous as a woman can be.

One warning, though: if you like cellulite, don't come to Asia. Stay in the States and wallow in it, because it doesn't exist here. Even the chubby chicks here don't have that shit. (Yes, Homer, there a couple of chubby chicks in Asia, but not many).
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04/01/2015 09:12 PM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Also you can find some kind of Asian community center they often have open nights like discos karaoke and such either Chinese or Vietnamese they have quite a few here.
But you need to at least try to speak some of their language or they will think you are arrogant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53077900


must find one, I'm interested on Vietnamese, but honestly I only like them for lust...

God I am so f'd up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53876701


What's with that last bit? You a Victorian or some shit?

You like Asian women? Come to Thailand. 5 grand and you can spend 3 months here, living like a king. You have to work? Come for 2 weeks. Place is crawling with gorgeous, willing women. And they may be shorter than Western women, but damn! they're as curvaceous as a woman can be.

One warning, though: if you like cellulite, don't come to Asia. Stay in the States and wallow in it, because it doesn't exist here. Even the chubby chicks here don't have that shit. (Yes, Homer, there a couple of chubby chicks in Asia, but not many).
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Wow, how superficial. Well I guess we could tell Asian women, if you like premature aging, fat bellies, bad breath, aging men feeling entitled to young, pretty women just because, who regard Asian women as a commodity rather than human beings, come on over to the U.S.! Seriously, cellulite? I've got a little, and I think I'm pretty fucking sexy, as do the men I meet. What a loser you are.
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04/01/2015 09:16 PM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Move to Asia where they live.
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04/01/2015 09:56 PM
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rub top ramen packets into your armpits and lay out in the sun for a week./
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04/01/2015 10:14 PM
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Watch out! They like to gamble.
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04/02/2015 08:43 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Also you can find some kind of Asian community center they often have open nights like discos karaoke and such either Chinese or Vietnamese they have quite a few here.
But you need to at least try to speak some of their language or they will think you are arrogant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53077900


must find one, I'm interested on Vietnamese, but honestly I only like them for lust...

God I am so f'd up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53876701


What's with that last bit? You a Victorian or some shit?

You like Asian women? Come to Thailand. 5 grand and you can spend 3 months here, living like a king. You have to work? Come for 2 weeks. Place is crawling with gorgeous, willing women. And they may be shorter than Western women, but damn! they're as curvaceous as a woman can be.

One warning, though: if you like cellulite, don't come to Asia. Stay in the States and wallow in it, because it doesn't exist here. Even the chubby chicks here don't have that shit. (Yes, Homer, there a couple of chubby chicks in Asia, but not many).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11778068


Wow, how superficial. Well I guess we could tell Asian women, if you like premature aging, fat bellies, bad breath, aging men feeling entitled to young, pretty women just because, who regard Asian women as a commodity rather than human beings, come on over to the U.S.! Seriously, cellulite? I've got a little, and I think I'm pretty fucking sexy, as do the men I meet. What a loser you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64872189


Whoa! U mad, sis? LOL.

Living, breathing proof of why so many Western men don't wanna have anything to do with women like you. Geez! Classic over-reaction or what! Hahahahahahah!
Anonymous Coward
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04/02/2015 08:49 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Asian women are superior to American women and most women in the world.

This is why the future belongs to Asia.

All the money, wealth and power will transfer to that side of the continent because men follow where the better women are.
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04/02/2015 08:50 AM

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I believe it is called .. Give me gossip
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04/02/2015 08:56 AM
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Asian girls are materialistic and superficial.

So either be very attractive or have money.
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Seems to me like whole experience with Asian women are with hookers.
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Anonymous Coward
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04/02/2015 08:58 AM
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A girl who I supervise at work is in the US from China. She isn't the most physically attractive but she has the most beautiful personality I've ever experienced. American women got nothing on Asian women.
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04/02/2015 08:59 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Dye your hair blonde and get blue eye contacts. Then spread the word that you want to make lots of babies with asian girls.
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Asian girls will do anything for money. That's how mammonite they are. Unfortunately there's a ton of white girls that are the same and women of all other cultures and races too.

The Benjamins yo!


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04/02/2015 09:02 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
I have a bit of Asian on me and I get confused some times, never had an Asian girlfriend, seems that the only ones around I know is from The Chinese buffet 5 miles away.

Is there any code I should know or any type password to get them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53876701


Which bit of an Asian do you have in you? His tip or his whole shaft?
topquark

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04/02/2015 09:06 AM
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eyeroll2
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04/02/2015 09:32 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
I find Asian women to be somewhat robotic and emotionless. Like there is a machine behind their eyes versus an organic brain with human feelings and emotions.
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04/02/2015 09:37 AM
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My Asian GF Drives Me Bananas!

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Just Sayin` : )
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04/02/2015 09:40 AM
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money can buy you anything
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Yet there is buyers remorse.....
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04/02/2015 09:44 AM
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2 dorrar
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04/02/2015 09:47 AM
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They are pretty small, so a rabbit trap might work.
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04/02/2015 10:07 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
Asian girls will do anything for money. That's how mammonite they are. Unfortunately there's a ton of white girls that are the same and women of all other cultures and races too.

The Benjamins yo!


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 Quoting: -GLP-Christian-


Spoken like a true John.

But we all love Swedish women, and one of the things we love about them is they'll do anything FOR FREE! So would my Norwegian ex-GF, umm, I loved her so! Her mom, too, once.
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04/02/2015 10:11 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
I find Asian women to be somewhat robotic and emotionless. Like there is a machine behind their eyes versus an organic brain with human feelings and emotions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3210150


You haven't been to Thailand, have you, cuz?
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04/02/2015 10:12 AM
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Re: I like Asian girls but how can I get them??
I have a bit of Asian on me and I get confused some times, never had an Asian girlfriend, seems that the only ones around I know is from The Chinese buffet 5 miles away.

Is there any code I should know or any type password to get them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53876701


Ha, I've had Japanese, Korean, Thai, Pinay, Malaysian and a few others to boot. All very good, and kind to me. Just be YOU and they'll see that as confidence. All women love me with confidence and that trumps just about everything else.
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04/02/2015 01:31 PM
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eastern pussy is good pussy

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