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Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?

 
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Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
There is no "I" in team... so one person cannot truly be called a team...

Hubertus von Hohenlohe is Mexico's only representative at the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics. Von Hohenlohe, a descendent of German royalty, qualifies for Mexico after he was born in the country while his parents were on a business trip.
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There is only dude representing mexico in the 2014 olympics....

But he isnt really a mexican... he's a german who was born in mexico...

So... Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?


I know why...



Anybody than can run... jump or swim... is already in the US.

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Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 02/07/2014 07:39 PM
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
didn't they try a burrito bob sledding team?
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
didn't they try a burrito bob sledding team?
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Thought that was Jamaica?

yeah im pretty sure that was Jamaica and John Candy helped them.
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
WINTER Olympics
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
maybe a tequila drinking contest in the next winter olympics?
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
putin
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
Leaf Blower Machines are just an exhibition sport this year.
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
WINTER Olympics
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Come on....

Southern Hemisphere HOT as fuck Australia has been kicking ass on the slopes...

no excuses for Mexico in the NORTHERN Hemisphere
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
WINTER Olympics
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Come on....

Southern Hemisphere HOT as fuck Australia has been kicking ass on the slopes...

no excuses for Mexico in the NORTHERN Hemisphere
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dude..you have to have people who will invest in sports.
like the mexican govt. can afford to spend money on sport lol
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
Because any of them that could run,jump or swim are in the U.S. already. manhole5
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
German royalty in a Mariachi suit, you don't see that every day.


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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
Because any of them that could run,jump or swim are in the U.S. already. manhole5
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Fucker, you got it on here before I could...

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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
Because Landscaping isn't an Olympic event.
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
Because any of them that could run,jump or swim are in the U.S. already. manhole5
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Fucker, you got it on here before I could...

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lol


Well its in the OP...

you just gotta scroll down to see it
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
didn't they try a burrito bob sledding team?
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Thought that was Jamaica?

yeah im pretty sure that was Jamaica and John Candy helped them.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Cool!

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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
Theres a ton of whites and germans in mexico....mexico is a melting pot like the us too mexican is a nationality not a race...
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
lol some of you dont know a joke when you see it...

smh
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
This joke is a little better served during summer games, no offense. Like asking why Congo isn't represented.
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
I just did research on the mens ice hockey.
38 countries tried to qualify for the top 12 spots in the 2014 mens ice hockey.

& YES Mexico does have a mens ice hockey team. But they failed to qualify for the top 12

out of 38 countries trying to qualify the Mexican mens ice hockey team ranked #37

Spain ranked #38

There is usually 40 countries who compete for winter Olympics each year. This year there were only 38 countries.

The winter Olympics only take the top 12 countries.
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
Because the Mexicans that can run, jump and swim are already here.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
This joke is a little better served during summer games, no offense. Like asking why Congo isn't represented.
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cant win em all...

and i dont have 2 years to wait
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
LMAO...there's alot of parrots in your thread.
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Re: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
Its because GW. Too lazy with that high temp...

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Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympics Team?
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 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Only 1 left, they all fled to the States.
are they gone yet....

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