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I am a Zombie, ask me a question.

 
ZombieX
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02/08/2014 10:19 PM
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I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
I am a zombie that has broken free and escape a secret government facility located somewhere in the New Mexico desert. I have been on the run since this morning and finally located a house with no occupants.

Don't be fooled by when I say I'm a zombie, zombies are very much real but they're not what you're use to seeing in movies. We are very much like humans, except we are driven only by energy. We have no brain or heart functions.

With that said, before I either have to make a run for it again or get captured, I'm giving you this opportunity to ask me a question.
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2014 10:21 PM
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Re: I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
Do you hate competition from the Mantis for brains?
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02/08/2014 10:21 PM
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Re: I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
Zimmerman is that you
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02/08/2014 10:22 PM
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Re: I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
Do you hate competition from the Mantis for brains?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1259453


Despite what is portrayed in the movies, and what is amongst popular beliefs, we do not eat or crave brains of any sorts. We eat lots of insects and other meats, just as humans do, but no brains.
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02/08/2014 10:22 PM
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Re: I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
do zombies wash their butts.
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02/08/2014 10:23 PM
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Re: I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
Zimmerman is that you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22892436


I don't understand the question, perhaps you could clarify it by repharasing it for me?
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02/08/2014 10:24 PM
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Re: I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
do zombies wash their butts.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


We do not maintain ourselves, but when kept in the government facility we were giving a weekly cleaning by government officials that involved in spraying us down with some sort of chemical.
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02/08/2014 10:24 PM
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Zimmerman is that you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22892436


I don't understand the question, perhaps you could clarify it by repharasing it for me?
 Quoting: ZombieX 12753826


that is you zimmerman.
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02/08/2014 10:25 PM
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Re: I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
do zombies wash their butts.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


We do not maintain ourselves, but when kept in the government facility we were giving a weekly cleaning by government officials that involved in spraying us down with some sort of chemical.
 Quoting: ZombieX 12753826


why did you leave..
ZombieX (OP)
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02/08/2014 10:25 PM
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I would also like to state that even though our mobility is restricted due to our stiffness, we are not as slow as portrayed in movies though we do struggle with movement from time to time.
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02/08/2014 10:27 PM
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Re: I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
do zombies wash their butts.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


We do not maintain ourselves, but when kept in the government facility we were giving a weekly cleaning by government officials that involved in spraying us down with some sort of chemical.
 Quoting: ZombieX 12753826


why did you leave..
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


They wanted to use Zombies for purposes to boost reasoning for their agenda's, that's all I can say.
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02/08/2014 10:31 PM
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Re: I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
i have to run government officials are closing in on me i see their lights coming my way. pray for me and i'll try coming back on if i'm able to so feel free to ask som ohh goddd...........a'
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02/08/2014 10:32 PM
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Re: I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
ARE YOU A SHIT EATER?
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02/08/2014 10:35 PM
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Re: I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
how does brain tastes ?
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02/08/2014 10:45 PM
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i have to run government officials are closing in on me i see their lights coming my way. pray for me and i'll try coming back on if i'm able to so feel free to ask som ohh goddd...........a'
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bushfing
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02/08/2014 10:59 PM
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pigchef
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02/08/2014 11:09 PM
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cheers
ZombieX (OP)
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02/08/2014 11:12 PM
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Re: I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
That was a close call, they almost captured me but I was able to escape. I found a remote cabin up in the woods a few miles off the road. I think I'm safe for at least a couple of hours here. I believe they're bringing in their Zombie tracking dogs though, so it depends on how soon those arrive cause soon as they get here I'll be tracked within minutes.

Ask me some more questions.
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02/08/2014 11:15 PM
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Re: I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
That was a close call, they almost captured me but I was able to escape. I found a remote cabin up in the woods a few miles off the road. I think I'm safe for at least a couple of hours here. I believe they're bringing in their Zombie tracking dogs though, so it depends on how soon those arrive cause soon as they get here I'll be tracked within minutes.

Ask me some more questions.
 Quoting: ZombieX 12753826


you sound pretty intelligent for one without a brain..you must be the head zombie.
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02/08/2014 11:15 PM
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So now your saying body shots will kill you..
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02/08/2014 11:18 PM
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Have you ever tried brains on a pizza ?
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02/08/2014 11:22 PM
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Re: I am a Zombie, ask me a question.
That was a close call, they almost captured me but I was able to escape. I found a remote cabin up in the woods a few miles off the road. I think I'm safe for at least a couple of hours here. I believe they're bringing in their Zombie tracking dogs though, so it depends on how soon those arrive cause soon as they get here I'll be tracked within minutes.

Ask me some more questions.
 Quoting: ZombieX 12753826


dude.that cabin is not remote.it belongs to me,well actually my cousin bill.you might wanna go with the gov,bill wont take tooexplosion kindly to no zombie in his place..
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