Move Your Bowels More Naturally
• I will get a girls bicycle and smell the seat.
and shit in a bike helmet.
• I will buy or adopt a dog that hates men in riot gear.
The Right Outlook
• I will discover my purple porpoise.
• I will attend at least four satanic worship services in the next
ninety days.
• I will vomit at least once during this project.
• I will sign up for the FREE bend over Challenge™.
• I will learn a new hobby like nuclear fission.
• I will designate a space in my home for grow lights.
Eat Wisely
• I will say “No Soupa for you” at mealtimes.
• I will stock my kitchen with ten-inch dildos and tall,
narrow asses.
• I will grow a garden of cannabis.
• I will add Blue Toilet Bowl tablets to the community fountain.
• I will join a “militia.”
• I will recruit a Blow Zone Good Buddy.
• I will establish “Family Auto Marts” where fat fuck car salesman do cart wheels on the lot trying to be funny.
Habitat
• I will designate my home a “Toke Up Zone.”