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abduct wait yoda= op grannyoff aliens LOL
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Well they didn't exactly axe if I wanted to participate. Ironically I found years later and separated by many time zones that they had done similar to a sibling that I grew up with for years and long before my encounter. I guess they wanted to do an academic cross comparison. I wasn't exactly interested in helping. On reflection I think the little weak fucks Greys and the old wrinkled up Greys weren't anything but biological androids.

Still the control was an overwhelming intelligence.
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Don't worry we're coming back for a rematch.

You got lucky.

This time you will be mutilated like a cattle in the field.
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they dint doi shit like that. More like Marlin Perkins with his tranq gun.

I'm guessing they were jerking me off to make more me's but it couldn't had been to pleasant because I wasn't real happy when I woke up.

It a little different then what happened to a guy I worked with that got oral surgery. He told me that when he woke up that his ass always hurt. I didn't tell him about my gay dentist theory. I didn't want to freak him out.
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LOL, One night I was asleep and I was thrusting in my sleep, like I was banging some chick, I was almost to the point of climax, when I awoke and coming through the wall was a brown-grey Alien, and he was holding my arm down. Once he saw I awoke that fucker made some weird noise and disappeared.
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It was nothing really. They are pretty fuckin weak. I think I busted the space ship pretty good too because they haven't bothered me since.

I get the distinct impression that they said meant no harm, which I think is total BS, and please don't break their shit again.

I guess to them little weak fuckers I'm like bigfoot or sumthin.
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Pretty weak they have fragile bodies you dumb ape!
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It was nothing really. They are pretty fuckin weak. I think I busted the space ship pretty good too because they haven't bothered me since.

I get the distinct impression that they said meant no harm, which I think is total BS, and please don't break their shit again.

I guess to them little weak fuckers I'm like bigfoot or sumthin.
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Of course not, you missed one and you have been getting your ass kicked every since.
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It was nothing really. They are pretty fuckin weak. I think I busted the space ship pretty good too because they haven't bothered me since.

I get the distinct impression that they said meant no harm, which I think is total BS, and please don't break their shit again.

I guess to them little weak fuckers I'm like bigfoot or sumthin.
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Of course not, you missed one and you have been getting your ass kicked every since.
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Haz Rickie Nicognegro been kickin your arse?
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abduct wait yoda= op grannyoff aliens LOL
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Well they didn't exactly axe if I wanted to participate. Ironically I found years later and separated by many time zones that they had done similar to a sibling that I grew up with for years and long before my encounter. I guess they wanted to do an academic cross comparison. I wasn't exactly interested in helping. On reflection I think the little weak fucks Greys and the old wrinkled up Greys weren't anything but biological androids.

Still the control was an overwhelming intelligence.
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we are all biological androids. Where they failed is that their navigation broke and they can't control the RNA now... Lipids are fighting back. DNA upgrades for everybody... they just don't know the joke yet.
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It was nothing really. They are pretty fuckin weak. I think I busted the space ship pretty good too because they haven't bothered me since.

I get the distinct impression that they said meant no harm, which I think is total BS, and please don't break their shit again.

I guess to them little weak fuckers I'm like bigfoot or sumthin.
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Duke Nukem? Is that you?
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they will only mess with someone they can scare, which is why they leave me alone, i speak softly, but carry a big ol can of" WHOOP-ASS"!!!!
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WAY TO GO , OP!! SHOW THOSE GREY SKINNED KEN DOLL CROTCHED WHIMPS , JUST WHO DA MAN IS !!!!!
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are they greys? greys are noobs
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WAY TO GO , OP!! SHOW THOSE GREY SKINNED KEN DOLL CROTCHED WHIMPS , JUST WHO DA MAN IS !!!!!
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I think they learned that you don't disturb an Earthling before his first cup of coffee.
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As a real contactee of real higher ups, you did no such thing.

If you thought you did it, it was a weird dream they gave you and some psychological testing. I think you failed the test.

They're light years over our head, we've never shot one down. Those were ET battles overhead where renegades where taken, ie the entities were taken into the crafts, for renegades are rounded up, they're criminals like pirates messing with planets. And only the technology or ai like beings were left with some of the tech donated to earth for the upgrade.

Real ET crafts are very magical. They can be 30 feet on the outside and as a big as our galaxy on the inside if they wish, they're just choosing how much of the infinite inner hardrive to format.

You simply don't get it.

And you interact with what they wish you to interact with.

Its not like what you think.

Good luck on your ideas of violence by the way. We don't get off the war planet or lower realms until we overcome that.

Along with starvation, homelessness, inequality and not creating abundance for all.
 Quoting: Sungaze_At_Dawn


Look jackwad they were fuckups. You might worship them but they are made of stuff and being so they are not Gods.

For a good year I was waking up once every few weeks freaking out in total panic. Then I stumbled across how to control your dreams and bingo there I was being lead to some kind of freaky whatever that was making me freak out.

So I kicked their fuckin asses by striking out at everything even though I could see nothing but white light. I know I threw a few of them around and fucked up there equipment and probably did a lot more damage like a wild primate on a tourister luggage set.

When I woke up after that I never felt better.

that ws their way of saying so sorry and running up the white flag.

You might say I failed the test. I say I faked them out and fucked them up.

No more dooshbags grabbing me.

So you go ahead and keep sucking their cocks. If they want me they can contact me the old fashion way with a: hello, will you hep me?

I'll say sure, what do you need.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 787570



You don't worship ETS, or anything actually. You Love others and work at your flaws.

I repeat word for word what I said, they tested you. What you perceived was a hack in your mind, it wasn't real.

Read up on Sleeper, do a google search on Lou Baldin and then read all his posts.

And I don't even agree with everything he writes, but he does have alot of it right.

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As a real contactee of real higher ups, you did no such thing.

If you thought you did it, it was a weird dream they gave you and some psychological testing. I think you failed the test.

They're light years over our head, we've never shot one down. Those were ET battles overhead where renegades where taken, ie the entities were taken into the crafts, for renegades are rounded up, they're criminals like pirates messing with planets. And only the technology or ai like beings were left with some of the tech donated to earth for the upgrade.

Real ET crafts are very magical. They can be 30 feet on the outside and as a big as our galaxy on the inside if they wish, they're just choosing how much of the infinite inner hardrive to format.

You simply don't get it.

And you interact with what they wish you to interact with.

Its not like what you think.

Good luck on your ideas of violence by the way. We don't get off the war planet or lower realms until we overcome that.

Along with starvation, homelessness, inequality and not creating abundance for all.
 Quoting: Sungaze_At_Dawn


Look jackwad they were fuckups. You might worship them but they are made of stuff and being so they are not Gods.

For a good year I was waking up once every few weeks freaking out in total panic. Then I stumbled across how to control your dreams and bingo there I was being lead to some kind of freaky whatever that was making me freak out.

So I kicked their fuckin asses by striking out at everything even though I could see nothing but white light. I know I threw a few of them around and fucked up there equipment and probably did a lot more damage like a wild primate on a tourister luggage set.

When I woke up after that I never felt better.

that ws their way of saying so sorry and running up the white flag.

You might say I failed the test. I say I faked them out and fucked them up.

No more dooshbags grabbing me.

So you go ahead and keep sucking their cocks. If they want me they can contact me the old fashion way with a: hello, will you hep me?

I'll say sure, what do you need.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 787570



You don't worship ETS, or anything actually. You Love others and work at your flaws.

I repeat word for word what I said, they tested you. What you perceived was a hack in your mind, it wasn't real.

Read up on Sleeper, do a google search on Lou Baldin and then read all his posts.

And I don't even agree with everything he writes, but he does have alot of it right.
 Quoting: Sungaze_At_Dawn


Then why was my first experience with them on the road with attendant out of the ordinary experiences and missing time?

I was sleeping then.
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As a real contactee of real higher ups, you did no such thing.

If you thought you did it, it was a weird dream they gave you and some psychological testing. I think you failed the test.

They're light years over our head, we've never shot one down. Those were ET battles overhead where renegades where taken, ie the entities were taken into the crafts, for renegades are rounded up, they're criminals like pirates messing with planets. And only the technology or ai like beings were left with some of the tech donated to earth for the upgrade.

Real ET crafts are very magical. They can be 30 feet on the outside and as a big as our galaxy on the inside if they wish, they're just choosing how much of the infinite inner hardrive to format.

You simply don't get it.

And you interact with what they wish you to interact with.

Its not like what you think.

Good luck on your ideas of violence by the way. We don't get off the war planet or lower realms until we overcome that.

Along with starvation, homelessness, inequality and not creating abundance for all.
 Quoting: Sungaze_At_Dawn


Look jackwad they were fuckups. You might worship them but they are made of stuff and being so they are not Gods.

For a good year I was waking up once every few weeks freaking out in total panic. Then I stumbled across how to control your dreams and bingo there I was being lead to some kind of freaky whatever that was making me freak out.

So I kicked their fuckin asses by striking out at everything even though I could see nothing but white light. I know I threw a few of them around and fucked up there equipment and probably did a lot more damage like a wild primate on a tourister luggage set.

When I woke up after that I never felt better.

that ws their way of saying so sorry and running up the white flag.

You might say I failed the test. I say I faked them out and fucked them up.

No more dooshbags grabbing me.

So you go ahead and keep sucking their cocks. If they want me they can contact me the old fashion way with a: hello, will you hep me?

I'll say sure, what do you need.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 787570



You don't worship ETS, or anything actually. You Love others and work at your flaws.

I repeat word for word what I said, they tested you. What you perceived was a hack in your mind, it wasn't real.

Read up on Sleeper, do a google search on Lou Baldin and then read all his posts.

And I don't even agree with everything he writes, but he does have alot of it right.
 Quoting: Sungaze_At_Dawn


Then why was my first experience with them on the road with attendant out of the ordinary experiences and missing time?

I wasn't sleeping then.
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We bath salts spiked your drink bitch.
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We bath salts spiked your drink bitch.
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Go lick a muzzie. They didn't have bath salts back then.
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I'm gonna slap your shit
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I'm gonna slap your shit
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why?
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I'm gonna slap your shit
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why?
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They came in peace and you beat them

Did u kill them as well?

Open their large cranium open with a shotgun blast?
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I'm gonna slap your shit
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why?
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They came in peace and you beat them

Did u kill them as well?

Open their large cranium open with a shotgun blast?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Look they were using me for some purpose unknown to me and without my permission. In general that is called slavery.

Besides waking up every few weeks with night terrors for more than a year is not fun nor does it improve one's outlook on life. It wasn't fun wondering if I going to sleep would bring on another night terror.

So I behaved in a purposefully primitive fashion as a statement for them to stop fucking with me.


They did stop and imo implanted a thought in my head that they wont return along. I woke up that morning in a true state of happiness.
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A favorite of mine.
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[link to www.ufoevidence.org]

......there were people from all over the United States telling Budd Hopkins, David Jacobs and a few other courageous investigators that they had been visited by strange humanoid beings who were taking them into spacecraft and subjecting them to various intrusive examinations and procedures. My first reaction, needless to say, was that this was some new sort of psychotic manifestation. But when I actually began to meet with these individuals it quickly became apparent that they were, for the most part, people of sound mind. There was nothing about their histories or personal psychology that could account in any way for what they were reporting, nor was there then or now depictions in the media that accurately portrayed the detailed, consistent stories that I was hearing. Furthermore, the experiencers had nothing to gain from telling anyone of such bizarre encounters, had had no contact at the time with other experiencers, and were reporting consistent stories with the kind of intense emotion that people express about something that has actually happened to them.

The only problem was that what they were describing was not supposed to be possible within the framework of the worldview in which I was raised.......

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It was nothing really. They are pretty fuckin weak. I think I busted the space ship pretty good too because they haven't bothered me since.

I get the distinct impression that they said meant no harm, which I think is total BS, and please don't break their shit again.

I guess to them little weak fuckers I'm like bigfoot or sumthin.
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Sounds like ur in denial to what really happened . The alien layed u down on ur front gave u a nice pillow to bite on and went to pound town on ur back side
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It was nothing really. They are pretty fuckin weak. I think I busted the space ship pretty good too because they haven't bothered me since.

I get the distinct impression that they said meant no harm, which I think is total BS, and please don't break their shit again.

I guess to them little weak fuckers I'm like bigfoot or sumthin.
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Sounds like ur in denial to what really happened . The alien layed u down on ur front gave u a nice pillow to bite on and went to pound town on ur back side
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Nope the gay fantasy is yurn. I suggest you seek hep.
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I know why know one believes you...
because

IT DIDN`T HAPPEN
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I know why know one believes you...
because

IT DIDN`T HAPPEN
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Yelling? Why, were you there?
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All ur aliens r belong to op

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