Valentine’s Day Tragedy: Girl Masturbated Intensely leading to Massive Heart Attack

[link to gossipplug.com]

ATLANTA – Valentines Day ended in tragedy for an Atlanta resident after she died from an apparent heart attack due to over masturbating. Sade Wilkerson, 22 years old of Gwinnett County was found dead in her bedroom in a pool of “fluid” after apparently masturbating too much. Friends of Sade stated that she was complaining of being lonely and not finding a real man and always seemed to be depressed. They also mentioned that Sade had bought a few toys and told them that “she will enjoy her Valentine’s Day alone and depressed”.

Sade’s mother called Gwinnett County police after discovering her lifeless body laying in the bed. Sade’s mother told Gossipplug.com, “I had just got home from the salon for my date tonight when I heard a loud buzzing noise coming from the back room. I called Sade’s name a few times but she didn’t answer back. Normally I do not go into her room without making sure she’s in there but something felt strange...

If you believe this, you'll believe anything. Besides, if you read the damn article, it says a cause of death needs to be established, but of course we already know she died of a masturbation-fueled massive heart attack?

you know what this means..

full ban on all assault dildos,strict regulation on the sell of all small low powered vibrators .

If you believe this, you'll believe anything. Besides, if you read the damn article, it says a cause of death needs to be established, but of course we already know she died of a masturbation-fueled massive heart attack?

She's hot. I would have gave her some D, in an effort to save her life of course.

Complete and utter...

I made a woman make a puddle before though so that part could be true.

It's starting in CT with a line of women waiting to register their rabbits and high capacity batteries.

REALLY?!?!?

You're going to actually exert some psychic energy on this?

I'm at a total loss here.

You guys must be putting me on.

I mean, how can you take this story seriously?

Did GLP execute ALL critical thinkers while I wasn't looking?

I suddenly feel alone.

TRUE STORY:

One day in a high school death class, the county corner came to visit as a guest speaker.

[Note: For those who question the purpose of teaching about death; research the five stages of grief.]

The corner warned the class about extreeme masterbation, telling a tale about a young man in his late teens who had taken up the habit of choking himself whilst jerking off..

According to this elected official, the man had placed a noose around his own neck so that he could choke himself while standing up in a closet.

The closet wall was covered in evidence of this man's past successful attempt to free himself from the noose after climaxing.

However, on the day of this man's demise; he choked himself too much and blacked out. This caused his knees to fail resulting in this man hanging himself.

Creepy but true.

her family should sue the porn website she was masturbating to. She could turn her death into a great victory for God.

YOU MEAN THERE WASNT ONE REAL MAN DOWN THERE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS CUTTIE WTF!!!!!! MUST BE A BUNCH OF POLE PUFFERS IN GA, DONT MAKE ME HAVE TO COME DOWN THERE GUYS AND TAKE CARE OF BUIISSNESS. BUT I WILL IF-N NEED BE