Valentine’s Day Tragedy: Girl Masturbated Intensely leading to Massive Heart Attack | |
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Bluebird User ID: 44887449 United States 02/15/2014 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And like her mother wouldn't do anything to conceal this fact? Actually tell such a tale? Puh-leeze! One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one. Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy |
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ku commando User ID: 18921219 United States 02/15/2014 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to gossipplug.com] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19833535 ATLANTA – Valentines Day ended in tragedy for an Atlanta resident after she died from an apparent heart attack due to over masturbating. Sade Wilkerson, 22 years old of Gwinnett County was found dead in her bedroom in a pool of “fluid” after apparently masturbating too much. Friends of Sade stated that she was complaining of being lonely and not finding a real man and always seemed to be depressed. They also mentioned that Sade had bought a few toys and told them that “she will enjoy her Valentine’s Day alone and depressed”. Sade’s mother called Gwinnett County police after discovering her lifeless body laying in the bed. Sade’s mother told Gossipplug.com, “I had just got home from the salon for my date tonight when I heard a loud buzzing noise coming from the back room. I called Sade’s name a few times but she didn’t answer back. Normally I do not go into her room without making sure she’s in there but something felt strange... heh-heh.....you've been had OP !! Gossipplug = supermarket checkout stand rags |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4073067 United States 02/15/2014 10:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you believe this, you'll believe anything. Besides, if you read the damn article, it says a cause of death needs to be established, but of course we already know she died of a masturbation-fueled massive heart attack? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49778343 Of course, from previous events the more outrageous the story, facts are no longer necessary when ignorance and emotional imagination conveniently makes it real. Notice how they threw the "real man" in there? Is Nancy Disgrace bringing a guilty conviction on an interview with the douchebag that last pumped and dumped this poor victim? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 54398557 United States 02/15/2014 10:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you believe this, you'll believe anything. Besides, if you read the damn article, it says a cause of death needs to be established, but of course we already know she died of a masturbation-fueled massive heart attack? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49778343 Yeah, complete bs. Her name was Sade? Give me a break. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 49627189 United States 02/15/2014 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TRUE STORY: One day in a high school death class, the county corner came to visit as a guest speaker. [Note: For those who question the purpose of teaching about death; research the five stages of grief.] The corner warned the class about extreeme masterbation, telling a tale about a young man in his late teens who had taken up the habit of choking himself whilst jerking off.. According to this elected official, the man had placed a noose around his own neck so that he could choke himself while standing up in a closet. The closet wall was covered in evidence of this man's past successful attempt to free himself from the noose after climaxing. However, on the day of this man's demise; he choked himself too much and blacked out. This caused his knees to fail resulting in this man hanging himself. Creepy but true. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 13148732 United States 02/15/2014 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you know what this means.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49512476 full ban on all assault dildos,strict regulation on the sell of all small low powered vibrators . It's starting in CT with a line of women waiting to register their rabbits and high capacity batteries. No "magazines" either. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44911719 Guatemala 02/15/2014 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | REALLY?!?!? You're going to actually exert some psychic energy on this? I'm at a total loss here. You guys must be putting me on. I mean, how can you take this story seriously? Did GLP execute ALL critical thinkers while I wasn't looking? I suddenly feel alone. you're not alone, but there are a lot of fucking morans here. People that link to bullshit websites should boiled alive. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54394952 Ireland 02/15/2014 12:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TRUE STORY: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49627189 One day in a high school death class, the county corner came to visit as a guest speaker. [Note: For those who question the purpose of teaching about death; research the five stages of grief.] The corner warned the class about extreeme masterbation, telling a tale about a young man in his late teens who had taken up the habit of choking himself whilst jerking off.. According to this elected official, the man had placed a noose around his own neck so that he could choke himself while standing up in a closet. The closet wall was covered in evidence of this man's past successful attempt to free himself from the noose after climaxing. However, on the day of this man's demise; he choked himself too much and blacked out. This caused his knees to fail resulting in this man hanging himself. Creepy but true. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 54394952 Ireland 02/15/2014 12:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | YOU MEAN THERE WASNT ONE REAL MAN DOWN THERE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS CUTTIE WTF!!!!!! MUST BE A BUNCH OF POLE PUFFERS IN GA, DONT MAKE ME HAVE TO COME DOWN THERE GUYS AND TAKE CARE OF BUIISSNESS. BUT I WILL IF-N NEED BE Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54352352 Yeah, how could a fine woman like her go unserviced? |