You just became the undisputed Emperor of the planet. Unlimited Dictatorial Power with a global reach. What would be your 3 first priorities?

1 - execute all Muslims
2 - execute all liberals
3 - fuck bitches

1.) Gather all royalty worldwide and put them through the guillotine.
2.) Shutdown, destroy and cleanup all nuclear plants and devices.
3.) Force real research into dental and health problems and provide worldwide care, free no insurance needed.

Remove all Jews.
Remove all religion.
Remove all government.

That is good! That is good.

1. kill all of you

2. kill myself

3. let earth rest in peace

Didn't read the thread because you said "Emperor".

What's an Empress to do?

First thing would be to not let any men have positions of power because it is undeniably them who fucked up this planet the worst.

Then I would give all the poor women and children who have been suffering from the recent onslaught of cruelty towards women and children a big helping hand, including giving each and every one a FREE home to live in.

My third thing would be to abolish computers forever.

1. Nuke USA
2. Nuke Antartica
3. Nuke myself





Just kiddin.

1. I would get rid of the Ad Council.

2. I would get rid of all the laws, policies, etc. that politicians have put in place to keep themselves in power and allow them to be re-elected every 2,4,6 years. Don't need term limits. Just need to make it so the average citizen has a chance to be elected without having to be a millionaire.

3. I would nullify every executive order that has been put in place and give power back to the congress where it belongs.

Hitler, é você?

Ethno monocultural homelands established for all peoples.

Political parties outlawed.
Voting for 'solid' citizens only after age 40.
Candidates chosen similar to jury service.

Islam and Marxism to be declared subversive ideologies.

Walk the dog.

Play the piano.

Play golf.

This is THE most important issue of all time, as it encompasses Fractional Reserve Central Bansterism, and Financial Parasitism.

1. Ending all banks and money systems and introducing a form of people run Venus Project with groups working in every community fully disclosing all information on earth, the true state of science, and clean energy and working with every community to form councils of citizens, win/wins, that respected all people including homeless, handicapped, elderly, families with young children, and all work including child raising, and worked out a system of equal access to land and resources without any patents, so all had homes and gardens and assisted one another in creating energy devices, aquaponics green houses and house raising if necessary.

Within a short while, all would have beamships in their backyards and jetson era, even in Africa. No poor anymore, no forced slavery. Volunteering.



2. Education, Health Care, Services and Advanced technology for all, including dental, teleportation, just wonderful upgraded planet.


3. Most of the laws overturned and lots changed, prisoners released and given homes and education and able to contribute part time in a system of abundance that does away with scarsity. No drug laws, for example.

I like this thread. Well done, OP!

1 - Order the construction of an eight lane bridge from the north pole to the south pole

2 - Make the official and only language a mishmash of latin, esperanto, french and russian with ALL communication in third person plural. The written form would use a variation of cuneiform printed on semaphore flags drawn in color. The word for yes would be a loud barking noise. No would be a prolonged whimper, whereas indicating undecided or unknown would be a series of siren noises made with a kazoo. Everyone would wear a neck chain with a kazoo, by law of course.

3 - Implement a military draft based on financial achievement. Anyone accruing a net worth of 100K or more Euros, or achieving an annual income of 30K or more Euros is automatically drafted for life. Upon induction, all assets are automatically "gifted" to the military.

make space exploration the number one global priority.

make life extension the number two global priority

not sure who my space "czar" would be but i would make Dr. aubrey de grey my life extension czar.

global 1 cent flat sales tax would replace all other taxes.

Cannabis, boobs and food. In that order.

1. Eliminate all
"money changers" and their loyal butt kissers. their accets dispersed to affected countries.
2. Castrate all genetically sick persons to prevent of further pollution of human genome.
3. Statute of limitations not more then 1 year for unsecured debt

1.) You don't want to know.
1.) You really don't want to know.
3.) 1.) You certainly don't want to know.

1. Legalize marijuana.
2. Confiscate all wealth above 100 million
3. Force all congressmen and other government stooges to do hard labor until they die.
4 use confiscated wealth to feed hungry and house homeless.
5 send all blacks back to Africa
6. Kill all homosexuals and void all pro gay laws.
7 nuke Africa

STOP the wars.
Build whatever it takes to feed/cloth/ all people of the world.
Turn the planet into a "Star Trek" type of people.

1. Stop all immigration and traveling abroad for 5 years. Everyone must stay put.
2. Dismantle all armies. Completely.
3. Every country on its own, no outside help or interference.

Really need just one more... Every country figures its own currency and all past debt voided for all.

Seize all debt and eliminate it. The slate will be wiped clean, only that which has real value will survive, the rest will collapse.Everything will revalue according to its true worth . The corporate structure will be reorganized, purged and rebuilt to benefit mankind rather than rape and pillage for profit. All mortgages for primary residences and small business loans will be considered paid in full, giving everyone more disposable income and saving small businesses from debt and bankruptcy. The cost of homes and property would correct themselves. Rent payments during a citizen's adult life are to be credited towards the purchase of an affordable home. Every human will be entitled to a stable roof over their head, as long as they are willing to work for it and participate in the community they live in.

Eliminate income tax, the only taxes should be according to what you spend on non essential items and services and how much extra property you hold, over and above a home and a place of business. This would encourage people to save rather than spend, which in turn will ease the need for welfare and charity.

Restore freedom of the press, freedom of speech and freedom of opinion, encourage it and banish political correctness. As long as no harm or specific damage is done, everyone is entitled to speak their mind, even if others don't approve or agree.

No 1 , Incarserate people who make stupid threads on GLP

Hey!! I love this!!!

YOU FOR PRESIDENT!!

Dedicate 10% of revenue toward implementing a globally connected network. Including gigabit internet to everywhere in the world that is feasible, improved roadways and general technological advancement for the next 10 years.

Form an advisory committee filled with think tanks and political advisors to review any and all laws and their punishments. Create a modern sentencing system while legalizing all drugs in an effort to destabilize the black market and make addiction a health issue instead of a legal one by implementing a system to greater assist addicts, including clinics and treatment facilities.

Divide the world into a number of different theoretical sectors that are non-binding and have no true physical boundaries that only exist to serve the purpose of giving a tangible way to determine the number of elected officials should hail from a region, based on population of that sector. Campaigns would not be allowed corporate funding and lobbying highly illegal. My position would from then on serve only as oversight of the elected officials, while still being an indefinitely termed office of which I can assign to whoever I please upon my passing.

1. destroy all muslims, christians, democrats and communists.

2. destroy all corporations, corporate management, outlaw corporations and put a cap on any profits more than 1 mil a year.

3. kill every sonofabitch that ever pissed me off even slightly in my entire life. notify the survivors that even looking wrong at their new Emperor brings instant death.

happy planet!

After reading this thread

I'm glad none of you fuckers are in charge

you belong right where you are

Hitler? that's exactly what the Catholics did

The derp is quite astounding!

Agreed 100% - unfortunately some of 'em probably will end up in charge of some poor sod!