We will eat your bolshevik flesh, and you will be assimilated in our digestive systems.
Resistense is futile!

The truth must be known at last. We came on your planet over a 1000 years ago. Before that we have been searching the Universe for some human flesh, because it is human flesh we crave for. We found none of it, until some Jewish Rabi have contacted us trough a technologically assisted prayer, and informed us, (for a certain future payment, of course) that the only planet where the God decided to plant humans was Earth, and that they themselves, the jews are not exactly human, for they have a different soul and are very poisonous, so, that in the end they are real lousy food, not really what we were looking for, more over they are only few, if we decide you eliminate the venom by long cooking times, and by avoiding the bile. So we came.
But when we did, all here claimed to be a noxious meal...
So, we stetted in the ands of modern Ukraine, but didn't dear to openly reveal the name of our mother-planet. All this time we were trying to figure out who was worth for food, and waiting for our leader to catch up with us on your planet. When he came in flesh as BaNDERA, we know that already who were the best food, --- members of the NKVD,.. but they were few... :(

You can already see how the story was to develop later. to bring us to this moment.
They is so much food now!
Resistense is futile!