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If Jesus Isn't Returning In A UFO . . . then How Is He Returning?

 
Paradise
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If Jesus Isn't Returning In A UFO . . . then How Is He Returning?
does He come down from the sky in a parachute??

or fly down with wings

or emerges from underneath the ground

what??

or just manifest like POOF!
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06/12/2006 11:11 PM
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"or just manifest like POOF!"

Hope it`s not AS a poof
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5a
lol
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the craziest of all second comings
in some anonymous mary
feru from Tenoxtitlán

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in a cloud... and yes He is returning
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Why do you assume the second coming is a physical event?
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feru . . .

doesn't cloud mean UFO in Bible talk?

look at the footage from Mexico

[link to www.ufo.com.br]

Mais frotas de UFOs são identificadas sobre o México
Greyeyes
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06/12/2006 11:19 PM
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The second coming will be the consciousness of Christed beings being awakened in us. What is it they call us now, homosapians? It think Christ is our next evolutionary step.
He had a different type of consciousness than we do, a fully awakened being. He was the living example of our full potiential.
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"Why do you assume the second coming is a physical event?"

Interesting interpretation...you mean like at "death"...?
feru from Tenoxtitlán

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yes they hide their ships with cloud.
I have seen them go in and out of the clouds.. they make the cloud.
I also have a film of one making a feather serpent out of the cloud.
The first sightings over Central Park where only lights inside of a cloud with a left hand shape.
I have pics
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Why do you assume the second coming is a physical event?
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do you believe that the End Times is a physical event?

Like 9/11, Katrina, Tsunami, Iraq War, Aids, Bird Flu, these are all physical/spiritual events with more to come

Wasn't His first coming a physical/spiritual even and He said He would return the same way He left . . .

surely we need more refuge than physical/spiritual enlightenment, although this too many happen along with a physical/spiritual return
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UFO is right, 140 years away, though...
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06/12/2006 11:24 PM
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Me thinks it's UFO, like the sports model Bob Lazar talks about. They'll come in the hundreds or thousands.
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yes they hide their ships with cloud.
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agreed feru, have you seen the Mexico footage, many ball clouds moving as one, then forming patters, obviously intelligent and purposeful

yes the can and do wrap ships up in clouds just like they did for Moses in the wilderness
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06/12/2006 11:29 PM
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He's coming with a flash of lightning from east to west. The whole world will see him and cry out to God to hide them from His judgement.

When He was here before, he showed us compassion and love. Next time He's gonna show his enemies the true meaning of terror.

He doesn't need a fucking UFO, he's God's Son and He can fucking walk on water. He sure as hell didn't need a UFO when he ascended into heaven after His resurrection.

Anyone who thinks he is simply 'a stage of evolution' is really gonna piss their pants when they find out how rotten they really are and worthless before him. He's coming 'soon' whatever that means...He doesn't need any ray guns or shit because the words He speaks are like a sword. He doesn't need a fancy silver space suit, he's got a robe soaked in blood.
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is that you SAVED!

FIRE AND BRIMSTONE AND THE BLOOD headbang

NOT . . . that will be the draconian reptiles who do that
feru from Tenoxtitlán

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06/12/2006 11:32 PM
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yes,thanks, I check the link, also keep the e mail of the Mexican guy I may contact him now that I'm in Mexico.
They use the clouds, like the cloud that always followed Prophet Muhammad where ever he went.
This was a sign of his Prophecy....
even on the desert it was always a cloud over him.
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Im glad that people are realizing that they are inside the clouds...The bad ones are causing hurricanes because they aren't getting their quota of missing persons...
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06/12/2006 11:33 PM
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I think he will be coming 'through' us. The bible says if someone says to you look...there he is over there, don't believe him because he will come like the lightning which shines from east to west. If his presence on Earth is like light speed then he would pretty much be everywhere at once.
Christians are supposed to be modeling and training to be like him so why wouldn't it make sense that his presence would be made through us. Like God himself does in everything. God is in everything and Jesus is his word. The Word comes through us just like our words right now come through us.

I could be wrong about this but then again I could be right.
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thanks for explanation AC of
'lightening', you may be right

but how to explain what all the apostles believed, that He would come
in power and glory on the clouds of heaven
and with His angels gather together all the faithful
from the 4 corners of the world and lift them up, transform their bodies in the twinkling of an eye and take them to the Kingdom of Heaven or Paradise . . . that too has to be factored in doesn't it?
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06/12/2006 11:49 PM
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AC 100661 that's an interesting interpretation. What you said is probably true, or pretty close to it. But I think there is supposed to be an actual physical second coming as well.

Other AC:

No I'm not that guy SAVED but glad you like my fire and brimstone doom. I was under the impression that Dracos are against him.

I've seen some weird clouds too from time to time, and some photos of lenticular and other types of suspicious looking clouds and thought they could be some kind of camoflauged flying craft or maybe more than they appear at first glance. No way to know for sure.
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to see what we mean by clouds of heaven go here:

[link to www.ufo.com.br]

and check out video#8 and others

very convincing esp. in a large format
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06/13/2006 12:00 AM
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by rickshaw
[link to www.yican.com.au]
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06/13/2006 12:04 AM
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All myths seem to take a form
people are prepared to accept at any
given time whether they be fairies
or leprechauns

or gods/goddesses or aliens or
annunaki or christs or lucifers...

We have good imaginations but then
that's the price we pay for being
facets/fragments of the infinite.


lol
Fantasia

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06/13/2006 12:12 AM
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"because he will come like the lightning which shines from east to west."

Perhaps it is shift in consciousness as energy moves through the right and left hemispheres of the brain.
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I say like a thief in the night and all Christians will be slaughtered much like the first born in Egypt during Moses' time.
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I looked into the 'Jesus coming in a UFO' scenario a couple of years ago. Actually I was pretty convinced that that could be a possibility. I liked what they had presented at this site [link to www.bibleufo.com] but when I started studying astrophysics and quantum physics I could see that God or Jesus wouldn't need a UFO to travel in. Now, one of his created beings confined to a denser material body would definitely need a physical vehicle.
Unless my perception of God himself changed from him being the consciousness that is everywhere, in and through all things then I don't believe he would need or desire a vehicle to get somewhere that he already is, nor would he require Jesus to do so. If God wanted Jesus to come bodily to Earth he could transmute/transfigure him right before your eyes.

I tried to watch your video #8 but for some reason it just hangs, and I'm on broadband.
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Yeah exactly. Larger sized videos wouldn't load for me earlier when I tried. I have a feeling the whole Mexico ufo thing was some kind of holographic projection experiment designed to get the masses thinking a certain way. I could be wrong.
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agreed AC

the UFO part is for those here in the world who are wondering how they are going to get to the place that He has prepared. Jesus doesn't need a UFO for Himself.

John 14 1-4 "Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God[a]; trust also in me. In my Father's house are many rooms; if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going there to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am. You know the way to the place where I am going."


If there is an evacuation or rapture of the world, how are we going to go to that place unless it be in some sort of transportation, or maybe there is another explanation?
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Larger sized videos wouldn't load for me earlier when I tried.
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smaller videos do work, I'm on one now with Windows Media Player . . . try #9,7, 6, 5 if 7 won't work
[link to www.ufo.com.br]
Fantasia

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Re: If Jesus Isn't Returning In A UFO . . . then How Is He Returning?
"how are we going to go to that place unless it be in some sort of transportation, or maybe there is another explanation?"

Could it be a dimensional shift?
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