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NSA CONFIRMS ALIEN CONTACT

 
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NSA CONFIRMS ALIEN CONTACT
[link to www.nsa.gov]

"Recently a series of radio messaes was heard coming from outer space. The transmission was not continuous, but cut by pauses into pieces which could be taken as units, for they were repeated over and over again..."

its HAPPENING
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I am ready to lead the resistance!

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A leap of faith?
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They are contacting us because they have found Elvis.
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Have you seen this one, also from NSA.gov.... This one comes with a picture, I was shocked when I seen it, I than wondered why I haven't seem this in the media...

[link to www.nsa.gov]
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bump
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Surely you mean 'contract'? Everything up to now has been about contract with the ahem 'aliens' right?

For anyone that had any doubts, my uncle works for Nabisco & he confirms that the aliens really are actually really real.

So there you have it. Confirmed.
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Thread: Russian Disclosure in March - after the Olympics?
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Cornell University and the National Science Foundation. Messier 13 is a cluster of 300,000 stars on the edge of the Milky Way, 24,000 light years away, so if the message is received and answered promptly, unless we happen to hit them on one of their three-day holidays we should have their answer in 48,000 years, give or take a day or two. Actually, the main purpose of the experiment was to dramatize the capabilities of the world's largest antenna at the Arecibo Observatory.
If another civilization were trying to establish communication with us, it would first embark on attention-getting signals of such a nature that we could distinguish them from random cosmic noise; once we receive a recognizable signal, we have a good chance of u'nderstanding the message. For example" they could start with trains of signals corresponding to the natural number 1, 2, 3. . . , followed perhaps by prime numbers. They might continue with equal-length extended signals consisting of start and stop impulses, with occasional pulses in between; when these signals are aligned flush over one another, they would show a circle, the
.'" ..................
Pythagorean Theorem, or similar geometric design. These attention-getting signals would be followed by what amounts to early "language lessons," interspersed with items of technical information to help bring us up to the level of our superiors, "them."
It may be assumed that the sense of sight, or an equivalent, is possessed by all higher' forms of life; the problems of communication could thus be greatly simplified through the medium of a "raster" representation such as that of a television screen. After a conference held at Green Bank in 1961 to discuss the possibility of communication with other planets, one of the participants, Bernard M. Oliver, made up a hypothetical message on the raster principle. The message, consisting of 1271 binary digits or "bits," is shown in Figure 1. Since 1271 has but two prime factors, 31 and 41, we would naturally be lead to write out the message in raster form, in 41 lines of 31 bits each, or in 31 lines of 41 bits each; the latter case reveals a greater nonni.ndomness in the patterns disclosed, indicating that these are the correct dimensions.

The above is from [link to www.nsa.gov]

Look at the picture they put together on page 3.
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Where is Ender?
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NSA.gov, huh?

I think that is the last site I will ever visit on the www.

Spyware from hell.
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Nasa has been wrong 1000x times over in the past 10 years.

They even faked the moon landing.
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[link to www.nsa.gov]

"Recently a series of radio messaes was heard coming from outer space. The transmission was not continuous, but cut by pauses into pieces which could be taken as units, for they were repeated over and over again..."

its HAPPENING
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I wish I could read it that way. To me it sounds like a theoretical paper or an exercise for students. They have set up a scenario in which messages come from outer space and the student is being taught how to parse them.

If this short paper referred to real messages wouldn't there be more context like who received the messages and what technology was used and what part of the sky they emanated from? Instead this thing is worded PRECISELY the way I would word a toy problem for instructional or theoretical purposes.
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What is this?



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I am ready to lead the resistance!

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rofl
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I am ready to lead the resistance!

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racist5rofl5
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What is this?



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Where do you find this?

Who do you know?

damnedbig
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[link to www.nsa.gov]

"Recently a series of radio messaes was heard coming from outer space. The transmission was not continuous, but cut by pauses into pieces which could be taken as units, for they were repeated over and over again..."

its HAPPENING
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once you click on the link the NSA will start tracking you!!1984
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[link to www.nsa.gov]

"Recently a series of radio messaes was heard coming from outer space. The transmission was not continuous, but cut by pauses into pieces which could be taken as units, for they were repeated over and over again..."

its HAPPENING
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53232502


once you click on the link the NSA will start tracking you!!1984
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30405566


OP has mysteriously dissipated ...


damnedbig
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They are contacting us because they have found Elvis.
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We must hunt them down, and immediately force them to conform to Multiculturalism and Totalitarian Mongrelism.
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Project BlueBeam. yoda

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yea nsa.gov is a reliable source norespect
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Nasa has been wrong 1000x times over in the past 10 years.

They even faked the moon landing.
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rofl

Someone can't read, and the results are hilarious!
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LOL!!!
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Care to explain yourself?

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Let's hope they are the Vulcans and not the Borg. Sorry Star Trek nerd reference.
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omg

unpin this crazy spy thread....
before we all die!!
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omg

unpin this crazy spy thread....
before we all die!!
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You will be heat gunned to death.
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Let's hope they are the Vulcans and not the Borg. Sorry Star Trek nerd reference.
spock
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have you seen the hentai?.. i wouldn't mind being assimilated

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