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Astral Goat
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Probably tell them to turn around if they are coming here, the overlords... probably kill them

Last Edited by Astral Goat on 02/21/2014 02:15 AM
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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^^THIS^^
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[link to www.nsa.gov]

"Recently a series of radio messaes was heard coming from outer space. The transmission was not continuous, but cut by pauses into pieces which could be taken as units, for they were repeated over and over again..."

its HAPPENING
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Aliens don't communicate that way. Nice try though.
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[link to www.nsa.gov]

"Recently a series of radio messaes was heard coming from outer space. The transmission was not continuous, but cut by pauses into pieces which could be taken as units, for they were repeated over and over again..."

its HAPPENING
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53232502


5a
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Ecclesiastes 2:17-26 (NIV)

17 So I hated life, because the work that is done under the sun was grievous to me. All of it is meaningless, a chasing after the wind. 18 I hated all the things I had toiled for under the sun, because I must leave them to the one who comes after me. 19 And who knows whether he will be a wise man or a fool? Yet he will have control over all the work into which I have poured my effort and skill under the sun. This too is meaningless. 20 So my heart began to despair over all my toilsome labor under the sun. 21 For a man may do his work with wisdom, knowledge and skill, and then he must leave all he owns to someone who has not worked for it. This too is meaningless and a great misfortune. 22 What does a man get for all the toil and anxious striving with which he labors under the sun? 23 All his days his work is pain and grief; even at night his mind does not rest. This too is meaningless. 24 A man can do nothing better than to eat and drink and find satisfaction in his work. This too, I see, is from the hand of God, 25 for without him, who can eat or find enjoyment? 26 To the man who pleases him, God gives wisdom, knowledge and happiness, but to the sinner he gives the task of gathering and storing up wealth to hand it over to the one who pleases God. This too is meaningless, a chasing after the wind.
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ETs do not use "Morse code". They are telepathic.
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Things are improving in terms of the open academic study of extraterrestrial languages ("xenolinguistics"). Sheri Wells-Jensen is a linguistics professor at Bowling Green University in Kentucky who has taught on this subject ( [link to personal.bgsu.edu] and there are a few other academics out there working on this area as well.

I imagine that within covert circles, this field has been developed to quite a high level of sophistication already.
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We are going to be conquered again!
--> [link to nextgenfm.com]

There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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Hmm, not sure why that link isn't working. Here it is again:

[link to personal.bgsu.edu]
" [link to personal.bgsu.edu]
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We are going to be conquered again!
 Quoting: Astral Goat


That is true!

ohyeah
Ecclesiastes 2:17-26 (NIV)

17 So I hated life, because the work that is done under the sun was grievous to me. All of it is meaningless, a chasing after the wind. 18 I hated all the things I had toiled for under the sun, because I must leave them to the one who comes after me. 19 And who knows whether he will be a wise man or a fool? Yet he will have control over all the work into which I have poured my effort and skill under the sun. This too is meaningless. 20 So my heart began to despair over all my toilsome labor under the sun. 21 For a man may do his work with wisdom, knowledge and skill, and then he must leave all he owns to someone who has not worked for it. This too is meaningless and a great misfortune. 22 What does a man get for all the toil and anxious striving with which he labors under the sun? 23 All his days his work is pain and grief; even at night his mind does not rest. This too is meaningless. 24 A man can do nothing better than to eat and drink and find satisfaction in his work. This too, I see, is from the hand of God, 25 for without him, who can eat or find enjoyment? 26 To the man who pleases him, God gives wisdom, knowledge and happiness, but to the sinner he gives the task of gathering and storing up wealth to hand it over to the one who pleases God. This too is meaningless, a chasing after the wind.
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Guys, I clicked both links an hour ago and guess what I see outside of my house...

3 unmarked black sedans. Tinted windows...

Think the links are a trap?
 Quoting: Truth Spewer


Huh.
I'm actually currently being targeted and gangstalked by the pedophile appeasers, for reasons other than clicking on a link that has nothing to do with the NSA confirming alient contact (which this shit doesn't).

So, I think you should go out to the black sedans and just stare at them with wide-open, owl-like eyes. Do it from like 10 feet away.

Don't ask me why, but this will work to get rid of them.
If you cartwheel over to them, it will work even more effectively.
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everyone keeps forgetting...if there is a civilization out there billions of years ahead of us...and they do in fact observe us. Wouldn't their "ships" be able to intercept said message and relay it back faster? When thinking of something like this you have to step out of the box. They could relay the message back much faster...its not like a radio. Just some food for thought...totally hypothetical though.
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NSA has ET's phone tapped too? Impressive.
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Cornell University and the National Science Foundation. Messier 13 is a cluster of 300,000 stars on the edge of the Milky Way, 24,000 light years away, so if the message is received and answered promptly, unless we happen to hit them on one of their three-day holidays we should have their answer in 48,000 years, give or take a day or two. Actually, the main purpose of the experiment was to dramatize the capabilities of the world's largest antenna at the Arecibo Observatory.
If another civilization were trying to establish communication with us, it would first embark on attention-getting signals of such a nature that we could distinguish them from random cosmic noise; once we receive a recognizable signal, we have a good chance of u'nderstanding the message. For example" they could start with trains of signals corresponding to the natural number 1, 2, 3. . . , followed perhaps by prime numbers. They might continue with equal-length extended signals consisting of start and stop impulses, with occasional pulses in between; when these signals are aligned flush over one another, they would show a circle, the
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Pythagorean Theorem, or similar geometric design. These attention-getting signals would be followed by what amounts to early "language lessons," interspersed with items of technical information to help bring us up to the level of our superiors, "them."
It may be assumed that the sense of sight, or an equivalent, is possessed by all higher' forms of life; the problems of communication could thus be greatly simplified through the medium of a "raster" representation such as that of a television screen. After a conference held at Green Bank in 1961 to discuss the possibility of communication with other planets, one of the participants, Bernard M. Oliver, made up a hypothetical message on the raster principle. The message, consisting of 1271 binary digits or "bits," is shown in Figure 1. Since 1271 has but two prime factors, 31 and 41, we would naturally be lead to write out the message in raster form, in 41 lines of 31 bits each, or in 31 lines of 41 bits each; the latter case reveals a greater nonni.ndomness in the patterns disclosed, indicating that these are the correct dimensions.

The above is from [link to www.nsa.gov]

Look at the picture they put together on page 3.
 Quoting: F urface


So this is the Rosetta Stone to translate the message? I can agree that the first and probably only way to communicate with an alien presence is by Mathematics but what Base Math are they using? We can not assume they use Base 10 as we do...
"I Will Limit Your Access To My Reality..."

:WhyteWolf:
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They toook our dame jobs. Alians will do jobs white ppl wont do
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I am ready to lead the resistance!

alien7

The last thing we need is more immigrants.
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Is it natural to be on the defensive? who said they arnt friendly?
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Have you seen this one, also from NSA.gov.... This one comes with a picture, I was shocked when I seen it, I than wondered why I haven't seem this in the media...

[link to www.nsa.gov]
 Quoting: F urface


It says in that paper that Scientist take for granted that extraterrestrials exist.

HAHAHA

Just a few years ago scientist said people who believed in flying saucers need a tin foil hat and a mental health check.

How the tables turn when the alien card needs to be played.
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Transparent agenda is transparent.

No amount of graphs and fancy dots will hide it.
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There are many on this planet that would shoot a grey in the head for fear it may take their job
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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NSA confirms contact with their mouths to their superiors butts.
You really going to believe a bunch of no good hide behind these scenes manipulators?
I did not think so.
Ultraverse Maximus
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You didn't finish the story op. they decoded the message and they are warning us. They are not done probing our anuses. They won't stop until they've penetrated everyone.

Be prepared....

criscocrisco
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If the NSA doesn't shape up that is what I will began to believe the are doing. I don't think I will be probed not without a fight.

Maybe they are getting probed.
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The link is an old NSA training manual. It was declassified in 2004. This isn't disclosing anything.

NSA and NASA are not the same place.
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I got the 2004 date from the stamp on one of the pages, by the way.
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The link is an old NSA training manual. It was declassified in 2004. This isn't disclosing anything.

NSA and NASA are not the same place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42923017


What is it NSA ?
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MajestyTwelve
Operation Blue Beam
ect...
long standing plan to create a fake alien/space threat in order to implement the New World Order/One World Currency and Government under the contron of the U.N.
Been anticipating this for a while...
bsflagstfu
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oh no's..
set phazers to stun!
ohlook
youreafag
gohomealiens
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prolly it is just some pimple faced young teenager type et, who snuck into his dads office and started typing some shit and sending it to earth, and when they finally do tell the morons who havent a fucking clue about ET visiting our planet it wont shock me , i already know they ( ET) are here and have been here for a very very long time now. NEXT BORING SUBJECT PLEASE.
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difference between a real contact and future expected contact is as betweeen theoréme d´Archimede and Thé aux haarem d´Archie Ahmed.
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What is this?



:damnedbig:
 Quoting: Astral Goat


This is old, old stuff.
Just theoretical excercises.
Been thoroughly chewed over and spat out about 5 years ago here...and five years before that...

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