my wife has been sad any ideas on a gift that will cheer her up

I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women

SoOn!!

I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.