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If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.

 
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If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
Especially if they have a green underside. do not fear them and try to get aboard the nearest one to you. think of what makes you special and what you can offer.
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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
Not
This
Shit
Again.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
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02/25/2014 06:10 AM
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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
Especially if they have a green underside. do not fear them and try to get aboard the nearest one to you. think of what makes you special and what you can offer.
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If UFO's land anywhere near me, I am gonna go kick the door in - pull The Agency out by their ears, and hold their vehicle (and everyone in it) hostage until they own up to everything they've done to me since I was born.
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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
Especially if they have a green underside. do not fear them and try to get aboard the nearest one to you. think of what makes you special and what you can offer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54841673


If UFO's land anywhere near me, I am gonna go kick the door in - pull The Agency out by their ears, and hold their vehicle (and everyone in it) hostage until they own up to everything they've done to me since I was born.
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If they are large and have green underneath, try and gain entry. do not be scared.
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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
if large ufos begin to land, do not be afraid, start shooting!

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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
if large ufos begin to land, do not be afraid, start shooting!

macgunalien11rocket
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This guy.
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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
ive had too many nightmares of ships landing and a mass slaughter happening.
i will be running away if i see them land.

and i believe the alien races are real.
but i dont trust them.
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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
Do not be afraid. They are your friends.
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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
Do not be afraid. They are your friends.
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bsflag
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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
Do not be afraid. They are your friends.
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Ah-huh..

Yeah, and Barack Obama has a part time job as a mall cop.
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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
Do not be afraid. They are your friends.
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I should be able to feel that then, since they are truly advanced, right?
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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
Especially if they have a green underside. do not fear them and try to get aboard the nearest one to you. think of what makes you special and what you can offer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54841673


If UFO's land anywhere near me, I am gonna go kick the door in - pull The Agency out by their ears, and hold their vehicle (and everyone in it) hostage until they own up to everything they've done to me since I was born.
 Quoting: AgencyLeonard


If they are large and have green underneath, try and gain entry. do not be scared.
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Avoid the ones with the Red underneath then? Or just ignore them as parallax?? ;)
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Do not be afraid. They are your friends.
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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
Offer them SolarGuardian as a human peace offering!

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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
The gov could land a seemingly looking 'alien craft' on the white house lawn and have seemingly looking 'extraterrestrials' walk out, and every single person who has bought the lie of extraterrestrials would be fooled. Why? Because the belief has to be sold to you first, then anyone can come along and deceive it. It is nearly impossible to sway and fool crowds which have not bought the lie first. So the lie must be established as a great possibility and even as an eventuality first...so that the con can take place.

Once you believe the lie of global warming, then you will view the erratic weather as being caused by global warming. You will never stop to sniff test the erratic weather and contemplate that men and their technology are doing it. This is how men literally get away with murder and never get charged with it. You bought their excuse!
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02/25/2014 07:32 AM
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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
i'll know if they're my friends . they will bring a J .
AgencyLeonard

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Re: If large UFO's begin to land, do not be afraid.
The gov could land a seemingly looking 'alien craft' on the white house lawn and have seemingly looking 'extraterrestrials' walk out, and every single person who has bought the lie of extraterrestrials would be fooled. Why? Because the belief has to be sold to you first, then anyone can come along and deceive it. It is nearly impossible to sway and fool crowds which have not bought the lie first. So the lie must be established as a great possibility and even as an eventuality first...so that the con can take place.

Once you believe the lie of global warming, then you will view the erratic weather as being caused by global warming. You will never stop to sniff test the erratic weather and contemplate that men and their technology are doing it. This is how men literally get away with murder and never get charged with it. You bought their excuse!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54840061


..at least there are some wise people around.

Makes my day a little easier to get through when I see that.