The Oscars! Who cares?

I don't, just like the stuporbowl and the Olympics, it doesn't affect my life one bit.

Ah, it's all like one big circle jerk. Rich awarding the rich while they pat themselves on the back.

I'd rather watch moss grow.

People have made fun of me my whole life for not knowing actors and actresses names. I don't care, never did, I was just never interested in their lives or who they are, I have no idea why. I know the big names but some of them I can't put a face to!

Actually, they are major rituals. interesting, albeit tedious, if you know what to look for.

Check out vigilantcitizen.com or someone like that for a recap instead of being subjected to the witchcraft. real talk.