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My hair stylist massaged my head

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2014 01:14 PM
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My hair stylist massaged my head
And I never asked her to. it was an odd moment and i sat in the chair and coughed to mask my shame and semi shock. lol.


all i wanted...was a short...back..and sides.....
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02/25/2014 01:15 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
Fun-sized Mars Bar, or did you manage to contain yourself?
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02/25/2014 01:15 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
Please tell me you are also a woman.
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02/25/2014 01:15 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
This happens whenever I get my hair done. Apparently it doesn't happen to everyone, so be thankful.
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02/25/2014 01:15 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
Fun-sized Mars Bar, or did you manage to contain yourself?
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I remained flacid, but I was thinking blade runner love theme.
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02/25/2014 01:16 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
Please tell me you are also a woman.
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...No....
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02/25/2014 01:17 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
Fun-sized Mars Bar, or did you manage to contain yourself?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54140911


I remained flacid, but I was thinking blade runner love theme.
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This sir, is funny as hell!
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02/25/2014 01:23 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
Fun-sized Mars Bar, or did you manage to contain yourself?
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I remained flacid, but I was thinking blade runner love theme.
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This sir, is funny as hell!
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Thank you. should I feel violated?
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02/25/2014 01:34 PM

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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
Did you cum, because they expect a $10 "tip" for that...
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02/25/2014 01:34 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
Calm your little self down. Happens quite often to all of us. She's looking for a bigger tip, for fuck's sake. It's not about you, it's about opening up your wallet a little wider.
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02/25/2014 01:36 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
Calm your little self down. Happens quite often to all of us. She's looking for a bigger tip, for fuck's sake. It's not about you, it's about opening up your wallet a little wider.
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That theory would work if she/me was new to the salon, but im a regular and its the first time she did it. and i never gave an extra tip because Im not a man whore and was also in shock. ciao.
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02/25/2014 01:52 PM
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If you ask your hair stylist, they will probably tell you that a scalp massage as part of the shampoo service will boost his/her tips considerably. Most clients love getting the scalp massage, and such things can generate extra revenue from the goodwill they engender.

Massaging the head promotes circulation in the scalp which helps keep the blood flowing to the follicles and keeps the oils and nutrients in healthy supply.

Relax & enjoy it!
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02/25/2014 01:53 PM

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Ahahahahahhha
Alright Alright Alriiight! You gonna learn today!
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02/25/2014 01:53 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
Which head?
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02/25/2014 01:54 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
Next time you go in you are really going to have to concentrate very hard when you ask for a 'cut and blowDRY'.
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02/25/2014 01:54 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
If you ask your hair stylist, they will probably tell you that a scalp massage as part of the shampoo service will boost his/her tips considerably. Most clients love getting the scalp massage, and such things can generate extra revenue from the goodwill they engender.

Massaging the head promotes circulation in the scalp which helps keep the blood flowing to the follicles and keeps the oils and nutrients in healthy supply.

Relax & enjoy it!
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Boost tips!!! How shameful!! Im english and was full of shock and horror. I may have to find a new salon now.
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02/25/2014 02:00 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
She wants you,, next time grab her ass.
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02/25/2014 02:32 PM
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Are all English this uptight. They seem to act that way here.
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02/25/2014 07:02 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
If you ask your hair stylist, they will probably tell you that a scalp massage as part of the shampoo service will boost his/her tips considerably. Most clients love getting the scalp massage, and such things can generate extra revenue from the goodwill they engender.

Massaging the head promotes circulation in the scalp which helps keep the blood flowing to the follicles and keeps the oils and nutrients in healthy supply.

Relax & enjoy it!
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Boost tips!!! How shameful!! Im english and was full of shock and horror. I may have to find a new salon now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54841673


So you rejected my theory which was the same (which was to boost tips, in my post above) and now you finally woke up.

She could give a rat's ass about you--sorry to burst your bubble--she does it to all the boys. She wants you to stop being a cheap English pudpuller.


Ciao.
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02/25/2014 07:03 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
my hairstylist massaged my cock. ohyeah
true story
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02/25/2014 07:04 PM

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I love it when the dental hygienist insists on rubbing her breasts against my face. I mentioned it once and she laughed. Think it's time for another checkup. hf
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02/25/2014 07:05 PM

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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
I love it when the dental hygienist insists on rubbing her breasts against my face. I mentioned it once and she laughed. Think it's time for another checkup. hf
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02/25/2014 07:07 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
And I never asked her to. it was an odd moment and i sat in the chair and coughed to mask my shame and semi shock. lol.


all i wanted...was a short...back..and sides.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54841673


And what is wrong with that?

A good massage never hurt anyone
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02/25/2014 07:08 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
if you hair stylist is a hot 19 year old sexy ass girl and would have massaged your cock, that would have been worth posting here bro.
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02/25/2014 07:09 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
"Hair Stylist"

Says it all really.
I see TPTB have got you into the hipster look and have to lay that cash down for the latest retro fad, including hair styles.

How about going to a good old barber.

I remember the time when men were men and women were women.
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02/25/2014 07:10 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
This is rather common.

I joke with my hair stylist that I would pay her just to massage my head & don't bother cutting my hair.

She is also rather top heavy, so her boobs are in my face while she's massaging my head.

I do her the courtesy of closing my eyes during the massage/shampoo.
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02/25/2014 07:42 PM
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I love it when they press their boobs against me. I'm an old man and it still happens.
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02/25/2014 07:43 PM
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Re: My hair stylist massaged my head
"Hair Stylist"

Says it all really.
I see TPTB have got you into the hipster look and have to lay that cash down for the latest retro fad, including hair styles.

How about going to a good old barber.

I remember the time when men were men and women were women.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42846652


rofl

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