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What is the best way to summon a demon?

 
sorceror bill
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What is the best way to summon a demon?
Hi, I need to summon a demon. I heard thier names can be derived from Exodus. Does anyone know how to do this?
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
you already have demons
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Hold a presidential press conference.
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03/01/2014 02:35 PM
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Attend a DNC conference

No need to summon one while you're there...they'll already be all around you
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Wave a handful of cash around and they'll come.

Evil begets evil
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03/01/2014 02:41 PM
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
[link to altreligion.about.com]

[link to www.esotericarchives.com]
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
a prayer does it! all those sheeps praying to god are being brainwashed and summoning demons all that time... idiots.
To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth!
The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be...
Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together!
your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you!
The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love!

The highest Purpose of our mind is the ability to Forget! Go on and Forgive yourself!
There is no love in truth but there is truth in love!
Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you!
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03/01/2014 02:44 PM
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Here in America we just vote them into office.
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Ouija Board.
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
the bible say a demon is evil... but man decided that the word evil is evil.

evil = live = life

so those that wrote all that BS must hate life...

Oh wait, i get it....With traduction you control everything in the bible, therefore you can make people worship the wrong guy...

knowing is the key... only the heart knows.
To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth!
The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be...
Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together!
your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you!
The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love!

The highest Purpose of our mind is the ability to Forget! Go on and Forgive yourself!
There is no love in truth but there is truth in love!
Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you!
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
call the police.
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Here in America we just vote them into office.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39657034


Forgot to add, to get them to do anything you have to throw $$$ at them. Using a lobbyist helps.
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03/01/2014 02:46 PM
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Summon a demon??? do you even know what your messing with.
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03/01/2014 02:48 PM
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Just go to one of the million Christian churches across the nation...It's where they reside.
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Attend a DNC conference

No need to summon one while you're there...they'll already be all around you
 Quoting: Nemamiah


Ha so true...so true....so sad..but true
This is what the LORD says: "Cursed is the one who trusts in man, who depends on flesh for his strength and whose heart turns away from the LORD."

Jeremiah 17:5
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
What are you trying to gain by summoning a demon?

Also if you have esp you are already way more susceptible to demonic possession.

ps esp is usually hidden in all of us.



From an ex demonic possession.
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03/01/2014 02:57 PM
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The devil Abalam, and his superordinate demons helped change my life around. But that is only in rare cases, that the demons would help you, usually the possessed are tragic victims.

If you want the demon to help you they will give you a apathy test, don't believe anything they say.

Eventually the demon will side with you, and you will have sacred knowledge and wisdom.
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03/01/2014 02:58 PM
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
FEAR IS THE WEAKNESS.
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
FEAR IS THE WEAKNESS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17533674


and yet the idiot masses who fallow god thru the bible all do it as FEAR of the lord... LOL... they don't know they are praying to a demon...
To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth!
The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be...
Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together!
your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you!
The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love!

The highest Purpose of our mind is the ability to Forget! Go on and Forgive yourself!
There is no love in truth but there is truth in love!
Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you!
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03/01/2014 03:04 PM

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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
[link to www.amazon.com]
Have you studied Romans today?
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03/01/2014 03:06 PM
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
By coming more Spiritual ... the demons appear ... walk, think, talk with Love and yes you will see thousands of them ... no fear
l33t only the power of Love my friend.
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03/01/2014 03:15 PM
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Just tell the demon that you are a stupid fuck that wants to lose his mind and have his life destroyed. And then hope that death takes you before misery.
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03/01/2014 03:22 PM
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Want to get baked in a pizza oven??? is some of the shit they like to say and ugh they also kind of like posses people around you with out them even knowing.

It is realy scary fucking shit, that this test is, to them it's just a test. But to you it is your life.

I know the above sounds very scary, but i just do not want
any one getting hurt, having been a victim though i did come out as a winner.

By winner, what do you mean by winner? i will go to heaven
in the after life, not hell.
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Just for you to consider, if you are wise you'll see it. The Dark Satellite, the eighth orb, from which the Black Magi of our time get energy (so called rulers and such), is ruled by a certain entity. Its ruling spiritual hierophant is known by the name of Ob. From this name came that of Oberon and so evil and infernal is the power of this sphere that all cases of demonia, enchantment or possession came to be termed Obsession.
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
To the OP are you apathetic?
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03/01/2014 03:37 PM
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
The above mentioned is the main qualification.

If you are not apathetic you will fail miserably.

But this is also not limited to disassociation.
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03/01/2014 03:38 PM
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Smear poop all over your body for one minth and eat nithing but canned beans. Drink your urine too. Then phone your local police station after one month is up and tell the your from kpax and list your way home. Tell them that u r about to give birth to a hyperdimensional being while cackling incoherently to yourself. Pretty soon you will be surrounded by demons.
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Just go to one of the million Christian churches across the nation...It's where they reside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46203780


Yeah..and if ya wanna call a really high ranking one go to a Kenneth Copeland or Benny Hinn meeting.

Those guys own most of the big ones.
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Why?
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Judging by the nature of your post OP you seem to be qualified, It takes time to summon a demon, alot of times the demon will ignore your request, but after studying your personality the demon might or may not gain interest in you.

The more mature your soul the better chance you have of coming out on top.
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Re: What is the best way to summon a demon?
Just go to one of the million Christian churches across the nation...It's where they reside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46203780


Yeah..and if ya wanna call a really high ranking one go to a Kenneth Copeland or Benny Hinn meeting.

Those guys own most of the big ones.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55004764


I DON'T agree with the first AC's comment.
But Ausie AC's comment is probably correct.

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