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I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.

 
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I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.
I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.

Between the Books of Genesis and Matthew, you can add up the ages of all of the Generations of man, In Genesis the ages are given, between birth, and the first born Son since they lived much longer than 120 years closer to the time of Creation.

Satan has been preaching Evolution so people will believe Humans are just Animals, created out of random chance with no God or Creator over Billions of years.

all of the Doctrines of Satan, Evolution, Abortion, Homosexuality and Sexual Immorality are promoted by Satan using his minions in Education and the Media to bring about the destruction of Humanity.
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thats all truth op but not all mankind loves God`s word, they want satan´s lies and sin...
Judgement is comming upon them!
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godzilla dinosaurs all day bitch.
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I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.

Between the Books of Genesis and Matthew, you can add up the ages of all of the Generations of man, In Genesis the ages are given, between birth, and the first born Son since they lived much longer than 120 years closer to the time of Creation.

Satan has been preaching Evolution so people will believe Humans are just Animals, created out of random chance with no God or Creator over Billions of years.

all of the Doctrines of Satan, Evolution, Abortion, Homosexuality and Sexual Immorality are promoted by Satan using his minions in Education and the Media to bring about the destruction of Humanity.
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I really hope this is sarcasm.
whatever
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godzilla dinosaurs all day bitch.
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But da Devil made the dinosaur bones to confuse us. Dahdah.
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Re: I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.
Just ask a Scientist to prove how long he/she has existed.

They can not use a "birth certificate" or witness.

Ask them to show you their Date Stamp.

Their creation happened at conception, NOT Birth.

If light from distant stars has traveled for Millions of Light years, the Big Bang Theory is Bull since all light and matter would have moved out from a single point at a speed greater than the speed of light.
and
The light from a single star Millions of Light years from Earth would not even reach the Earth unless it was created by God going out forever in all directions at the moment of the stars Creation.

How much more faith does it take to take God at his Word about how God made all things, Do you trust God or Scientists that can only guess at the Weather, Solar Flares and Earthquakes, Not to mention the Age of the Earth and Universe.
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You are correct from the Genesis (recreation) account. Before the recreation of Genesis no one knows how old the earth is. John 1 predates Genesis 1. Read it and discern.
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Re: I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.
Just ask a Scientist to prove how long he/she has existed.

They can not use a "birth certificate" or witness.

Ask them to show you their Date Stamp.

Their creation happened at conception, NOT Birth.

If light from distant stars has traveled for Millions of Light years, the Big Bang Theory is Bull since all light and matter would have moved out from a single point at a speed greater than the speed of light.
and
The light from a single star Millions of Light years from Earth would not even reach the Earth unless it was created by God going out forever in all directions at the moment of the stars Creation.

How much more faith does it take to take God at his Word about how God made all things, Do you trust God or Scientists that can only guess at the Weather, Solar Flares and Earthquakes, Not to mention the Age of the Earth and Universe.
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Your mind is SO fucked up that it's tough to know where to begin in an effort to UN-fuck you.

But you distant stars analogy is so flawed that it's literally laughable.

Maybe you're just a troll and don't ACTUALLY believe all this shit you're spewing. Sometimes cynicism is tough to unravel over the internet. So, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you really are a troll that doesn't believe a word of this bilge.
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"Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail"

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Re: I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.
The dinosaurs did not make the Boat - Noah and the Flood.
They all could not swim long enough. and the atmosphere after the flood was different and would not support them and some previous plant life.
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Re: I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.
I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.

Between the Books of Genesis and Matthew, you can add up the ages of all of the Generations of man, In Genesis the ages are given, between birth, and the first born Son since they lived much longer than 120 years closer to the time of Creation.

Satan has been preaching Evolution so people will believe Humans are just Animals, created out of random chance with no God or Creator over Billions of years.

all of the Doctrines of Satan, Evolution, Abortion, Homosexuality and Sexual Immorality are promoted by Satan using his minions in Education and the Media to bring about the destruction of Humanity.
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Re: I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.
You seem to forget that the same Bible says that "For God, one thousand years is like a day and a day is like a thousand years.

"Year" in cosmological terms is not the same as "year" in earthly terms. If you suppose otherwise you understood nothing about what the Bible is about.
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Re: I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.
Just ask a Scientist to prove how long he/she has existed.

They can not use a "birth certificate" or witness.

Ask them to show you their Date Stamp.

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Not really scientifically literate are you?!!!!!

They could do this easily with genetic testing, your genome and organs deteriorate at a predictable speed which allows age to be determined in even dead people within a small margin of error.
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Re: I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.
Interesting...(not)..but if everything is answered by the Bible why bother searching for answers anyway? Why do we fund research? Why do we have phones and technology? Because of the Bible?

Because of retards like you who take the bible literally when St. Paul instructs you that the Bible is an ALLEGORY what do morons like you do? Well duh! Take it literally! Because we can't think for ourselves!

Op makes me wish i didn't come to this planet. But i guess on our infinite journey sooner or later we must experience this level of retardedness in order to learn something...(or not).
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No God Does NOT.
It was an old ignorant MAN who gave you
the young earth theory and he was wrong.
You don't even know you bible as well as
the average agnostic.
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From this and other examples we can conclude that religion is too important to be left in the hands of "religious people".

This is why the ancient rabbis took as a catastrophe the translation of the Hebrew scriptures to Greek. They were now accesssible to people who could not understand them properly. All kinds of erroneous "interpretations" would be created, as in fact they were.
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Re: I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.
taking scripture out of context is one of Satan and the Cults great ways of deceiving the ignorant.

ok God said that he made all things in 6 days and rested on the 7th day.

a day to God is like a thousand years
6 days = 6000 years

ok well using that "logic" 6000 is a heck of a lot smaller still than Millions or Billions of years.
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and the winner is "You are correct from the Genesis (recreation) account. Before the recreation of Genesis no one knows how old the earth is. John 1 predates Genesis 1. Read it and discern."

Genesis is basically the beginning of Mankind on planet earth, the earth/universe on the other hand is millions of years old
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If God is eternal, why would a day be bloody 1000 years? Seriously? HOW CAN YEARS EXIST IF THE EARTH DIDN'T EXIST??? HUMANS USE YEARS!!! HOW CAN YEARS OR DAYS EXIST IF WE DIDN'T EXIST?

FUCK LOGIC.
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... and yes, the common current teaching of evolution is a work of fiction, although not in the way the OP beliebes. I cannot accept it because I don't have the necessary amount of faith, and faith is what it takes to accept it.
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If God is eternal, why would a day be bloody 1000 years? Seriously? HOW CAN YEARS EXIST IF THE EARTH DIDN'T EXIST??? HUMANS USE YEARS!!! HOW CAN YEARS OR DAYS EXIST IF WE DIDN'T EXIST?

FUCK LOGIC.
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You are being as foolish as the OP. That is a image, used to tell us that God does not have the notion of time that we do.
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I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.

Between the Books of Genesis and Matthew, you can add up the ages of all of the Generations of man, In Genesis the ages are given, between birth, and the first born Son since they lived much longer than 120 years closer to the time of Creation.

Satan has been preaching Evolution so people will believe Humans are just Animals, created out of random chance with no God or Creator over Billions of years.

all of the Doctrines of Satan, Evolution, Abortion, Homosexuality and Sexual Immorality are promoted by Satan using his minions in Education and the Media to bring about the destruction of Humanity.
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Re: I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.
The common debate between "evolutionists" and "creationists"is worth nothing, it's a conversation between deaf fools.

The truth resides elsewhere.
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op, you're an idiot - enough with all this religeous bullshit
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If God is eternal, why would a day be bloody 1000 years? Seriously? HOW CAN YEARS EXIST IF THE EARTH DIDN'T EXIST??? HUMANS USE YEARS!!! HOW CAN YEARS OR DAYS EXIST IF WE DIDN'T EXIST?

FUCK LOGIC.
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You are being as foolish as the OP. That is a image, used to tell us that God does not have the notion of time that we do.
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Really? Notion of time? When nothing existed? We measure things based on other things. You can't measure anything if there is nothing around you. You can't measure distance, if you would move 1 meter in front when NOTHING is around you, nothing would appear different. Same with time. Also if GOD is so powerful why would he have to rest? Or why couldn't he make the world instantly?
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Re: I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.
OP, do you believe in the speed of light being constant?

If it wasn't we wouldn't have been able to predict the boom in Fat Man and Little Boy and we wouldn't have nuclear power now, so it's absolutely a constant (in space).

It takes a little over eight minutes for the sun's photons to get here.

So, when we look out at the Hubble Deep Field and can see hundreds of BILLIONS of galaxies, there is no question that the universe is BILLIONS of years old.

DO you believe the earth is flat? The answer is probably, "NO." Why? Because we have fucking PICTURES, right?

Well, we have PICTURES of shit 14 BILLION years old, too!

We have fucking pictures.
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Obvious troll is obvious. Just like the pathetic Schnitzle threads. The best way to deal with this is to NOT REPLY.
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op, you're an idiot - enough with all this religeous bullshit
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There's all kinds of shit in the Bible that CANNOT POSSIBLY BE. ALL KINDS OF SHIT!

I mean, take Noah's Ark for instance. A fucking Nimiz-Class supercarrier probably couldn't hold the insect population alone.

And the entire earth was covered in water? Fucking Mt Everest is like 29000 fucking feet high! It'd be solid fucking ice above about 15000 feet.

And what's up with the creator of the universe needing a fucking rib to create Eve? Wut???
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Re: I am Tired of Evolution Million/Billion of Years Bull - Date of Earth less than 7000 Years Old, God gives timeline in his WORD.
Who ya going to believe

God
or
Al Gore

an inconvenient truth.

The Sun causes Global Warming

Politicians full of HOT AIR only think that they can.

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