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Tricky Riddles

 
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Q: Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

A: Because of all the sammiches there!!

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You mean, sand witches?

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It's not a joke unless you say sandwiches.
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Q: Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

A: Because of all the sammiches there!!

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 Quoting: moran, brain moran 33799364


Ok but maybe not give out the answer straight away :)

But I have an alternative answer.

Because you have already eaten.
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Q: Why is it impossible to have a sensible conversation with testicles?

A: Because they're nuts!

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Q: Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

A: Because of all the sammiches there!!

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 Quoting: moran, brain moran 33799364


the current answer is that you will die of thirst/exposure long before you will starve.
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Q: Why is it impossible to have a sensible conversation with testicles?

A: Because they're nuts!

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33799364


Confucius say:
When out camping beware of evil intent lol
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It's not a joke unless you say sandwiches.
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blahblah5 u r
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Re: Tricky Riddles
You're supposed to let us guess first.

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You're supposed to let us guess first.

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I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!
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I have a riddle


You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
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What else you got?
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I have a riddle


You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
 Quoting: BadApples40


corn.
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What else you got?
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Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and his left leg in a car crash?

A: He's all right now.

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Re: Tricky Riddles
I have a riddle


You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
 Quoting: BadApples40


corn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34774338


Yes but alternatively a chicken would be correct too.
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Re: Tricky Riddles
You're supposed to let us guess first.

angryface
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I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!
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Always expect the unexpected.
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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

A: Nacho Cheese.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Tyrannosauraus with a dog?

A: A very nervous mailman!

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