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Johnny Carson Sex Tape From 70s Surfaces, Big Johnny; Update: Joan Rivers Confirms

 
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Johnny Carson Sex Tape From 70s Surfaces, Big Johnny; Update: Joan Rivers Confirms
"TMZ has learned, Johnny Carson recorded a sex tape with his wife back in the 1970s -- and not only has the tape just hit the market ... very solid sources tell TMZ, Johnny's johnny is ENORMOUS."


"According to sources who've seen it, the tape was shot right after he married wife #3 Joanna Holland."


"Oh yeah, we're also told he's hung like a horse -- seriously, porn star status. One source said it was at least 10 inches."


[link to www.tmz.com]

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The damned vultures are out to destroy any fond memories we have. I hate TMZ.
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The damned vultures are out to destroy any fond memories we have. I hate TMZ.
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This doesn't really make Big Johnny look bad.
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One source said it was at least 10 inches.

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I wonder if Ed McMahon knew?
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Heeeeeere's Johnny!!!
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Heeeeeere's Johnny!!!
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Heeeeeere's Johnny!!!
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lol
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Milton Berle supposedly had the biggest wang in show business, closely followed by Frank Sinatra.

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Milton Berle supposedly had the biggest wang in show business, closely followed by Frank Sinatra.

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Didn't Milton use to dress up like a woman in some of his comedy skits?
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Jackhammer Johnny charlie
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Milton Berle supposedly had the biggest wang in show business, closely followed by Frank Sinatra.

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Didn't Milton use to dress up like a woman in some of his comedy skits?
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He may well have done.

lol
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"Unlike the rest of the universe, Joan Rivers isn't all that curious about seeing how big Johnny Carson's penis really is in that sex tape -- because she says ... she's already seen it up close and personal."


[link to www.tmz.com]
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"Oh yeah, we're also told he's hung like a horse -- seriously, porn star status. One source said it was at least 10 inches."


[link to www.tmz.com]
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The chicks dig it.
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One eyed Jonny.
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One eyed Jonny.
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Shit missed the H
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Big Bad John
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Heeeeeere's Johnny!!!
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I wonder if Ed McMahon knew?
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He was probably filming it while snacking on a can of Alpo and slamming beers down.
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Is this actually of interest to people?

The length of some long-dead celebrity's pecker?
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Re: Johnny Carson Sex Tape From 70s Surfaces, Big Johnny; Update: Joan Rivers Confirms
"TMZ has learned, Johnny Carson recorded a sex tape with his wife back in the 1970s -- and not only has the tape just hit the market ... very solid sources tell TMZ, Johnny's johnny is ENORMOUS."


"According to sources who've seen it, the tape was shot right after he married wife #3 Joanna Holland."


"Oh yeah, we're also told he's hung like a horse -- seriously, porn star status. One source said it was at least 10 inches."


[link to www.tmz.com]
 Quoting: Boris the Cat


The guy is dead and buried.....let him rest in peace.


Farking morans. gaah
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What else do you expect from homo harry?

But.... it does give new meaning to "Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"
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Re: Johnny Carson Sex Tape From 70s Surfaces, Big Johnny; Update: Joan Rivers Confirms
One source said it was at least 10 inches.

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Got a problem with that?
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Re: Johnny Carson Sex Tape From 70s Surfaces, Big Johnny; Update: Joan Rivers Confirms
My dad once shook up Milton Berle. Uncle Milty used him for the butt of a joke at a public appearance. (Dad was real tall)
He was white as a sheet when the old man let loose of his tie.
Berle often wore dresses. He was also a physical coward.
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Re: Johnny Carson Sex Tape From 70s Surfaces, Big Johnny; Update: Joan Rivers Confirms
If you want another nominee for the sex hall of fame, how about our current President? He has f*cked over 300 million Americans in just over eight years!
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Re: Johnny Carson Sex Tape From 70s Surfaces, Big Johnny; Update: Joan Rivers Confirms
"Unlike the rest of the universe, Joan Rivers isn't all that curious about seeing how big Johnny Carson's penis really is in that sex tape -- because she says ... she's already seen it up close and personal."


[link to www.tmz.com]
 Quoting: Boris the Cat

Carson probably fed it to her just to shut her up for a couple of minutes.
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Heeeeeere's Johnny!!!
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xxxcite
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Re: Johnny Carson Sex Tape From 70s Surfaces, Big Johnny; Update: Joan Rivers Confirms
The damned vultures are out to destroy any fond memories we have. I hate TMZ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49406464


This doesn't really make Big Johnny look bad.
 Quoting: Boris the Cat


Seriously I grew up with Carson and always thought he was sexy in that hot gentlemanly way, like Cary Grant. Good for him is all I have to say.

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