The year is 3345 and Malaysian Flight 370 begins its approach to One World International Airport in Beijing.

Ground crew robot: 'No record of this flight incoming. Error. Error. WTF is that thing? Accessing historical archive'.

Pilot to Co-pilot: 'Say, Chuck, I don't remember a laser beam runway here do you? And what are those lights over there?'

Passengers amongst themselves: 'Boy, that turbulence was something else, wasn't it?'

'What happened??'

'No smog here. Where the hell are we?'

'What's that in the sky? It looks like an advertisement for android weddings But where's the screen!?!'

Data Desk Operator: 'Malaysia? Didn't that place get wiped out in a tsunami a thousand years ago?'

....wish you were here!