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Great white shark thunder farts and follows through with diarrhea in divers faces

 
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Payback because Jaws couldn't eat those taste bud teasing bastards:

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03/11/2014 06:42 PM
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"And what did you do today, honey?"

"I got shat on by a great white shark after it farted in my face."

"Ummm. That's nice, dear."
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03/11/2014 06:45 PM
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TOO FUNNY!!! Had tears running down my face. Great thread title OP had me laughing before I even saw the vid.
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bump
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Gagging sounds lol
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And all the little fish are like. ....... Woohoo! free poop noom noom noom


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Why did it flinch

It shit violently
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TOO FUNNY!!! Had tears running down my face. Great thread title OP had me laughing before I even saw the vid.
 Quoting: catnahalf


Pretty funny post, have not seen this before.

But I propose that it be hence forth labelled the "Great White Shart."
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Why did it flinch

It shit violently
 Quoting: Astral Goat



That damn green shit always comes out sideways.
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Couldn't pass up a thread title like that!
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Why did it flinch

It shit violently
 Quoting: Astral Goat



That damn green shit always comes out sideways.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1165448


It shit with such power the force of its shit caused it to shift in the waters
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03/11/2014 07:13 PM
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rofl
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Sounded like the dude filming was choking on it.


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Amazing. This is my new favorite video!
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Re: Great white shark thunder farts and follows through with diarrhea in divers faces
Why did it flinch

It shit violently
 Quoting: Astral Goat



It was building up to force it out... Lol


It proves they are the most efficient attack predator too...... Nasty at both ends!!



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Soylent Green from human consumption. Sank like meat eater excrement. Be nice to come up after an hour dive and find out mother in law fell overboard and I just witnessed her passing.
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Soylent Green from human consumption. Sank like meat eater excrement. Be nice to come up after an hour dive and find out mother in law fell overboard and I just witnessed her passing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54187838


Oh man I can relate on so many levels.
:smokin1:
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You can hear camera man say holy shit
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03/11/2014 07:23 PM
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Too funny bur seriously.
Did you notice that it was done as distraction. Cos immediately he wenton top of cage to try and open It. Check the vid again.
Thats one clever shark. He knows exactly whats going on
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DmN AC gave this funny title
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Government is a body largely ungoverned.
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1rof1


My old man does that, he yells "bad dog". Then crop dusts the house.

Swine
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My old man after a very loud one he always says in a pleading voice.
Nurse?!!!?
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03/11/2014 07:32 PM
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Never even considered what shark shit looked like. I bet he feels better tho
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See those little bastards eating the sharks shit
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And all the little fish are like. ....... Woohoo! free poop noom noom noom


munch



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 Quoting: Howling mad murdoch



chuckle

Not sure what the guy said but i'm pretty sure it was Holy SH*T !
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone...ain't no borderline psychotic emotional outbursts either.

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.
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fightshitstream
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LOL > shark version of chemical warfare s226
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damn...do sharks even GET diarrhea??
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aaaand wait for this to meme-tize.. in 10... 9... 8...





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