Looking to convert to Islam.....are their any tips for me?

Don't

go ahead its your life... make your choice..

learn to enjoy having sex with goats

You should really make the everlasting covenant with God instead.... I will serve your soul well....

Is this mandatory?

Buy knee pads

Only if you cannot find a wife...

At least you'll be able to sidestep Obammycare.

Applied to TPTB cabals.

They would recruit anyone.

Only wipe your ass with your left hand.....It's more hygienic.

the goats seem to think so

If your married or have a girlfriend she can be covered from head to toe and no other man can perv on her oh and your daughters also I say go ahead!

Jihad?

I heard that you get a free camel, and a ticket for a free lobotomy, which you will need.
When you get ready send all of your money to me, you won't need it

learn how to strap bomb vests around u correctly!

:€20:

You should. After you do, go to your front yard and dig a hole about 3' by 5' and 4' deep. Then, get on your hands and knees, lean forward over the hole, praise Allah and shoot yourself in the head. There ya go!!

Reasons Religion is a form of Mental Illness.
(1) Hallucinations
(2) Delusions
(3) Denial/Inability to learn
(4) Inability to distinguish fantasy from reality
(5) Paranoia
(6) Emotional Abuse
(7) Violence. Read Info for more details.

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7(Seven) reasons why religion is a form of mental illness


(1) Hallucinations - the person has invisible friends who (s)he insists are real, and to whom (s)he speaks daily, even though nobody can actually see or hear these friends.

(2) Delusions - the patient believes that the invisible friends have magical powers to make them rich, cure cancer, bring about world peace, and will do so eventually if asked.

(3) Denial/Inability to learn - though the requests for world peace remain unanswered, even after hundreds of years, the patients persist with the praying behaviour, each time expecting different results.

(4) Inability to distinguish fantasy from reality - the beliefs are contingent upon ancient mythology being accepted as historical fact.

(5) Paranoia - the belief that anyone who does not share their supernatural concept of reality is "evil," "the devil," "an agent of Satan" or "the anti-Christ.

(6) Emotional abuse - ­ religious concepts such as sin, hell, cause feelings of guilt, shame, fear, and other types of emotional "baggage" which can scar the
psyche for life.

(7) Violence - many patients insist that others should share in their delusions, even to the extent of using violence.

My friend that is and Orthodox Jew had a temporary marriage with an Imam. She new Torah , she read the curran for her husband. In Judaism Isaac was the good guy in Islam Ishmael did what Torah says Isaac did. It's that way all the way. Same stories heroes change

islam is a religion of fear. you can of course convert to it if you like however it's filled with fear.

I had my name changed in court. I had to be their @ 8 am they didn't get to me till 1. It took 3 min. The court was only for name changes all taking about 3 min. Every one before me changed to a Moslem ... So that religion is taking over. Most were black

P.S that was 10 + years ago. I was obvious that their was a move to convert black to Islam. Very alarming

Don't forget to get a Palestinian alarm clock as an added bonus to converting to utter stupidity.

You know the punishment for those who leave Islam?

The Islamic law requires that they punish you by death.

One way ticket

In that case, death is the better alternative.

if ur serious then congratulations
read this
[link to sunnahonline.com]