unbelievable... there is a new story every single day... dozens of leads so far all turned out to be BS. we are all being led on and we're eating it up, generating millions of dollars in media revenue. was it the pilot? was he mentally unstable? wait, what about the fake passports? let's photoshop the same pair of fake legs on the 'terrorists'. the pilots were smoking in the cockpit. it was the iranians. the black box. NO, the phones are ringing. nvm, it took a sharp west turn. wait, no it didn't just kidding. there was also an oil slick. oh, it was nothing. they're going to change the search area now okay guys. a fisherman saw the plane go down. wait it was the 20 tech agency members on the plane. hold on, the chinese are very shy reserved people and they have just released these photographs taken four days ago of debris, look very closely now they must be part of the plane if the chinese released them carefully. let's just wait a day or two though, dozens of countries have satellites that can photograph other solar systems and galaxies but who the hell knows what's in the water at these exact coordinates. wait, nvm, it was not an aircraft. actually the plane was now in the air for up to 5 hours, our computer readings are now telling us, 6 days later. stay tuned for tomorrow's episode.