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The illuminati was made a offer they couldn't believe.

 
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Philistines....
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That was a poor quality video.

You people deserve slightly better then that!
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peace


Van Halen rocks….
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Philistines....
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Don't worry about them.

They returned the Arc of the Covenant.
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they were offered a carrot cake made by some freak on glp. Doom on
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That was a poor quality video.

You people deserve slightly better then that!
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peace


Van Halen rocks….
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If I ever owned a tank.. we would see some real change.

hiding
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Philistines....
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Don't worry about them.

They returned the Arc of the Covenant.
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rolleyes
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they were offered a carrot cake made by some freak on glp. Doom on
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Rule number 1 in memetics: the cake is a lie
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they were offered a carrot cake made by some freak on glp. Doom on
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Freaking out ended in early 2000.
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When the sun comes out at night....

nuke
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Even the Illuminati is bored shitless by that thread.

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It's true!

Even the Nobody is bored shitless by that thread!

lmao
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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they were offered a carrot cake made by some freak on glp. Doom on
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Rule number 1 in memetics: the cake is a lie
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lmao
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hey you never know 4.5 years maby this thread will be 2000 pages long
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Lots of threads are long turds.

That one however has peanuts.
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hey you never know 4.5 years maby this thread will be 2000 pages long
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Lots of threads are long turds.

That one however has peanuts.
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Mixed nuts and a couple of bolts here and there.

Perfect mix dish for a Tupperware party.

Reading nobody threads is like chewing on glass so lets stick to van halen for awhile.
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hey you never know 4.5 years maby this thread will be 2000 pages long
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Lots of threads are long turds.

That one however has peanuts.
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Mixed nuts and a couple of bolts here and there.

Perfect mix dish for a Tupperware party.

Reading nobody threads is like chewing on glass so lets stick to van halen for awhile.
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Lol.

Nobody threads are a test of wit, of metaphoric sense, and of the ability to bend to suit new realities we encounter.

People have made a HUGE deal out of them where none exists.


It's like…. were you in a middle school where the yearly skiing trip got canceled because some kid got a bruised arm the year before? And you all know that he was the idiot in the class that just fucked around a lot?


ohyeah



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"For though we live in the world, we do not wage war as the world does.

The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world.

On the contrary.

They have divine power to demolish strongholds."
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[link to youtu.be]
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hey you never know 4.5 years maby this thread will be 2000 pages long
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Lots of threads are long turds.

That one however has peanuts.
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Mixed nuts and a couple of bolts here and there.

Perfect mix dish for a Tupperware party.

Reading nobody threads is like chewing on glass so lets stick to van halen for awhile.
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Lol.

Nobody threads are a test of wit, of metaphoric sense, and of the ability to bend to suit new realities we encounter.

People have made a HUGE deal out of them where none exists.


It's like…. were you in a middle school where the yearly skiing trip got canceled because some kid got a bruised arm the year before? And you all know that he was the idiot in the class that just fucked around a lot?


ohyeah



[link to youtu.be]
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Basically.

Except the people taking you on a skiing trip vaccinated your entire class a week earlier.

Screw em'
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"For though we live in the world, we do not wage war as the world does.

The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world.

On the contrary.

They have divine power to demolish strongholds."

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Think. Extra dimensional.

Ephesians 6:12

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
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"For though we live in the world, we do not wage war as the world does.

The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world.

On the contrary.

They have divine power to demolish strongholds."

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Think. Extra dimensional.

Ephesians 6:12

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
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scratching

Sure, but I needn't.
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"For though we live in the world, we do not wage war as the world does.

The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world.

On the contrary.

They have divine power to demolish strongholds."

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55546391


Think. Extra dimensional.

Ephesians 6:12

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
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scratching

Sure, but I needn't.
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Shadow people are real bro and it only gets worse after Shadow people....
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"For though we live in the world, we do not wage war as the world does.

The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world.

On the contrary.

They have divine power to demolish strongholds."

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55546391


Think. Extra dimensional.

Ephesians 6:12

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


scratching

Sure, but I needn't.
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Shadow people are real bro and it only gets worse after Shadow people....
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A fragment of a nightmare at worst, I contend…. if more people obtained guard dragons it wouldn't be an issue in the slightest


"The night is far gone; the day is at hand.

So then let us cast off the works of darkness and put on the armor of Light."
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Think. Extra dimensional.

Ephesians 6:12

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


scratching

Sure, but I needn't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55546391


Shadow people are real bro and it only gets worse after Shadow people....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


A fragment of a nightmare at worst, I contend…. if more people obtained guard dragons it wouldn't be an issue in the slightest


"The night is far gone; the day is at hand.

So then let us cast off the works of darkness and put on the armor of Light."

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No way.

I slay dragons and rescue princesses annually.. well used to.

Then I got lazy and decided the princess can rescue herself.

NOW THATS FEMINISM AT WORK.
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I once left Rapunzel trapped in a tower. Turns out she bricked the whole thing up in her sleep.

All princesses look into mirrors, mirror mirror on the wall.

I hear Adam lead Eve away from her reflection down at the lake. She just stood and stared at it for hours..
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No way.

I slay dragons and rescue princesses annually.. well used to.

Then I got lazy and decided the princess can rescue herself.

NOW THATS FEMINISM AT WORK.
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No, the feminism at work was the belief that it was all about the princess….
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Photons melt mirrors.

Positive energy can really f up someones ego... or melt hearts.



I wonder what unadulterated sunlight is like. I bet your learning capacity is maxed in real sunlight.
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No way.

I slay dragons and rescue princesses annually.. well used to.

Then I got lazy and decided the princess can rescue herself.

NOW THATS FEMINISM AT WORK.
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No, the feminism at work was the belief that it was all about the princess….
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That's what I meant. But my thoughts are my own and I only post what I think is necessary.

Ah the Journey into complete insanity and back...

I am still to this day curious as to why Han Solo rescued Lando.

Brilliant ending though!

Everyone left that theater smiling.

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WAS SMILING IN THE END.
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No way.

I slay dragons and rescue princesses annually.. well used to.

Then I got lazy and decided the princess can rescue herself.

NOW THATS FEMINISM AT WORK.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


No, the feminism at work was the belief that it was all about the princess….
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55546391


That's what I meant. But my thoughts are my own and I only post what I think is necessary.

Ah the Journey into complete insanity and back...

I am still to this day curious as to why Han Solo rescued Lando.

Brilliant ending though!

Everyone left that theater smiling.

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WAS SMILING IN THE END.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


It's because passion for another life is the most beautiful thing in the Universe.

But it needs to be deep and true….
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No way.

I slay dragons and rescue princesses annually.. well used to.

Then I got lazy and decided the princess can rescue herself.

NOW THATS FEMINISM AT WORK.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


No, the feminism at work was the belief that it was all about the princess….
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55546391


That's what I meant. But my thoughts are my own and I only post what I think is necessary.

Ah the Journey into complete insanity and back...

I am still to this day curious as to why Han Solo rescued Lando.

Brilliant ending though!

Everyone left that theater smiling.

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WAS SMILING IN THE END.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


It's because passion for another life is the most beautiful thing in the Universe.

But it needs to be deep and true….
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If you haven't seen Clerks I recommend you do.

It's layer with deep conversation the average stoner would miss. A trip into the human psyche and modern society.

They even cover the death of billions working aboard the death star.

Some of those guys had wives and were just imperial contractors.

....Sometimes a guy just has to make a living.
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If your unfamiliar with Job he was a rich dude who lost everything even his woman.

Satan was convinced he could move Job. Job sat around crying about how horrible things got.

And here's the kicker.

Job 38:3
"Gird up now your loins like a man; for I will demand of you, and answer you me"

Or another version.

"Brace yourself like a man; I will question you, and you shall answer me"

God told Job to man the F^ck up.


Sometimes you gotta club a baby dragon to lure the biggest dragon out.

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