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The illuminati was made a offer they couldn't believe.

 
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Re: The illuminati was made a offer they couldn't believe.
You mean squander his Spirit and body, for the needs of the body per se?

Uh-huh.
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Re: The illuminati was made a offer they couldn't believe.
If your unfamiliar with Job he was a rich dude who lost everything even his woman.

Satan was convinced he could move Job. Job sat around crying about how horrible things got.

And here's the kicker.

Job 38:3
"Gird up now your loins like a man; for I will demand of you, and answer you me"

Or another version.

"Brace yourself like a man; I will question you, and you shall answer me"

God told Job to man the F^ck up.


Sometimes you gotta club a baby dragon to lure the biggest dragon out.
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Clubbing Dragons?


That's like clubbing a dog.

I don't fight Dragons. Dragons fight for me.

And there's nothing a Dragon hates more than a poser dragon.
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03/14/2014 05:45 AM
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Re: The illuminati was made a offer they couldn't believe.
If your unfamiliar with Job he was a rich dude who lost everything even his woman.

Satan was convinced he could move Job. Job sat around crying about how horrible things got.

And here's the kicker.

Job 38:3
"Gird up now your loins like a man; for I will demand of you, and answer you me"

Or another version.

"Brace yourself like a man; I will question you, and you shall answer me"

God told Job to man the F^ck up.


Sometimes you gotta club a baby dragon to lure the biggest dragon out.
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Clubbing Dragons?


That's like clubbing a dog.

I don't fight Dragons. Dragons fight for me.

And there's nothing a Dragon hates more than a poser dragon.
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Greed controls the Dragon. The Dragon is mentally reprobate.

It's nothing remotely close like clubbing a dog against a fire breathing Dragon. In fact its the only thing you can hang on your wall with pride. Forget a big horn sheep.

I ate the great Dragon and swallowed him. That's something he will never tell you. Ive seen him run at the fist sight of God. Legit run and at that moment I knew he was BS'ing me.

I found out Dragons fear me. Not because of my nature but because I am well aware of who I am... of who we are...

We are Divine and as a Divine being I don't tolerate bestiality.

If he is let go another time its back to the same agenda.

I don't know much but I do know he is not in the sequel.

I am.
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hmm


Well my girls are in it for the long haul.

[link to www.144cubits.com]


And we'll pry their image back from the grubby hands of the proselytizers, don't you worry
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Any who the trick to killing a Dragon is simple.

All reptilians are the same.

The heart is located near the rear leg.

This will work on any Raptor, Godzilla or Fallen Angel.
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hmm


Well my girls are in it for the long haul.

[link to www.144cubits.com]


And we'll pry their image back from the grubby hands of the proselytizers, don't you worry
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You are not deserving of children.
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03/14/2014 06:06 AM
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Even the Illuminati is bored shitless by that thread.

Idol1
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hesright
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You don't even need a weapon to kill a dragon.

You can say things like "SIT!" "STAY!" "JUMP!"

And he will obey. Man has dominion and authority.
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hmm


Well my girls are in it for the long haul.

[link to www.144cubits.com]


And we'll pry their image back from the grubby hands of the proselytizers, don't you worry
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You are not deserving of children.
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cruise


Gotcha….
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The Brother Hood of the Snake is up to its old tricks again.

I don't know about you guys but brotherhoods and fraternity's sound pretty queer.
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You don't even need a weapon to kill a dragon.

You can say things like "SIT!" "STAY!" "JUMP!"

And he will obey. Man has dominion and authority.
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I see no Men in this world.

….do you?
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hmm


Well my girls are in it for the long haul.

[link to www.144cubits.com]


And we'll pry their image back from the grubby hands of the proselytizers, don't you worry
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You are not deserving of children.
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cruise


Gotcha….
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Right when you think you got something. It slips.

I know I strike nerves. I hope your nerves are of steel because I wield fire.
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You don't even need a weapon to kill a dragon.

You can say things like "SIT!" "STAY!" "JUMP!"

And he will obey. Man has dominion and authority.
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I see no Men in this world.

….do you?
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Every single day.

Your living in the Dragons world.

All the real men die fighting it.

The prize is the next world.

No mind has seen or can comprehend whats coming.
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The Brother Hood of the Snake is up to its old tricks again.

I don't know about you guys but brotherhoods and fraternity's sound pretty queer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


hmm

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged.

For in the same way you judge others,
you will be judged,
and with the measure you use,
it will be measured to you.

Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye,
and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"
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You don't even need a weapon to kill a dragon.

You can say things like "SIT!" "STAY!" "JUMP!"

And he will obey. Man has dominion and authority.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


I see no Men in this world.

….do you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55546391


Every single day.

Your living in the Dragons world.

All the real men die fighting it.

The prize is the next world.

No mind has seen or can comprehend whats coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


…. die, they would not….?
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03/14/2014 06:20 AM
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Re: The illuminati was made a offer they couldn't believe.
The Brother Hood of the Snake is up to its old tricks again.

I don't know about you guys but brotherhoods and fraternity's sound pretty queer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


hmm

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged.

For in the same way you judge others,
you will be judged,
and with the measure you use,
it will be measured to you.

Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye,
and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"

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I have been made a pure virgin. There is no sin in me through Christ Jesus.

I can cast stones. Dragon.
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You don't even need a weapon to kill a dragon.

You can say things like "SIT!" "STAY!" "JUMP!"

And he will obey. Man has dominion and authority.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


I see no Men in this world.

….do you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55546391


Every single day.

Your living in the Dragons world.

All the real men die fighting it.

The prize is the next world.

No mind has seen or can comprehend whats coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


…. die, they would not….?
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Or escape the Dragon and regroup for war.
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03/14/2014 06:26 AM
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Re: The illuminati was made a offer they couldn't believe.
The Brother Hood of the Snake is up to its old tricks again.

I don't know about you guys but brotherhoods and fraternity's sound pretty queer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


hmm

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged.

For in the same way you judge others,
you will be judged,
and with the measure you use,
it will be measured to you.

Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye,
and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55546391


I have been made a pure virgin. There is no sin in me through Christ Jesus.

I can cast stones. Dragon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


Then do so…. or am I waiting in vain?


groucho
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Re: The illuminati was made a offer they couldn't believe.
The Brother Hood of the Snake is up to its old tricks again.

I don't know about you guys but brotherhoods and fraternity's sound pretty queer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


hmm

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged.

For in the same way you judge others,
you will be judged,
and with the measure you use,
it will be measured to you.

Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye,
and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55546391


I have been made a pure virgin. There is no sin in me through Christ Jesus.

I can cast stones. Dragon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


Then do so…. or am I waiting in vain?


groucho
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It is done.
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I see no Men in this world.

….do you?
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Every single day.

Your living in the Dragons world.

All the real men die fighting it.

The prize is the next world.

No mind has seen or can comprehend whats coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


…. die, they would not….?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55546391


Or escape the Dragon and regroup for war.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1150558


"Man has dominion and authority".

No?

Thusly, one who bears Serpents is a….?
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It is done.
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I have hardly batted an eye.


….

Was Adam a pure virgin? Lilith? Eve?
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03/14/2014 06:51 AM
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Even the Illuminati is bored shitless by that thread.

Idol1
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It's true!

Even the Nobody is bored shitless by that thread!

lmao
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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So ... Iggy was the Nobody all along? Cool. wtf



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Eternal night
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Fake no love

Child are actors
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Thusly, one who bears Serpents is a….?
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Mmmmhmmm, cat got yer tongue, fellow Canadian?

catfilenails
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why are they still posting on that fucking page, 4 and a half years and its still going strong

5a
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its a big deal - they are still negotiating on the finer points. They don't want that jumbo 777 plus cargo.
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Re: The illuminati was made a offer they couldn't believe.
Damn he messed yall up good. Everyone asked him to though, hell begged him to. Now everyone stands around going "i survived" Are you all sure?
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She lays down on the sidewalk
Never very analytical
She is something simply beautiful
Re-appear when you feel magical
To back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
Yeah you know we're gonna win again
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Re: The illuminati was made a offer they couldn't believe.
You should better research for the seventy meanings of the "Law"

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