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Fart causes MMA fighter to tap out, vomit

 
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LOL I was gonna post this the other day. so nasty!
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It's a new move. The Iron FartClaw
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chuckle


The "would you shit on my chest for goodluck" song could be on the soundtrack.
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LOL cats are such trolls


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It's a new move. The Iron FartClaw
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chuckle


The "would you shit on my chest for goodluck" song could be on the soundtrack.
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LOL cats are such trolls


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haha that looks like my furball
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haha that looks like my furball
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aww :) he's cute
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I bet that black dude was lying his ass off. They do that kinda crap, straight make shit up if they get tired or think they can't win.
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haha that looks like my furball
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aww :) he's cute
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It wasn't just a fart. It was an evil spirit. :P

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The good news is that his wife never gets around to complaining about the snoring. With five pillows stacked on her head to stop the smell she can't hear a thing.
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LOL, a weapon of ass wind destruction lol.
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If done properly the fart gases can burn the throat and lungs of the victim

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I can't view the video from this computer, but I can imagine...


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now THAT is THE SHIT..lol
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The good news is that his wife never gets around to complaining about the snoring. With five pillows stacked on her head to stop the smell she can't hear a thing.
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Nope, he's a cockfag!

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This is Russia strategy for Ukraine.
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That weak ass guy was winded before the other guy farted on him. Good excuse though
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Not the first time...check this out...this guy actually shit his pants while grappling.

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haha that looks like my furball
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aww :) he's cute
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lmao

Ohmygoodness, that's hardcore! rockon
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Brotha caint hang witta gas?
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Boy, the vomiting weirdos are out in force today, aren't they?
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That's just wrong on so many levels!

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Not the first time...check this out...this guy actually shit his pants while grappling.


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My uncle once shit his pants while riding a lawn mower.

When he was done he walked through the front door and said "Jason, I just shit my damn pants."

It was from that point on, that it was the funniest thing that ever happened in my life. The smell of course, was just fucking horrendous.

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Back when I wrestled in high school this kid stunk so bad I thought I was going to puke. Like he had NEVER washed his uniform. Pissed me off so bad I pinned him in the first minute. I thought about complaining to the ref but didn't want to embarrass the kid, maybe they had no running water at home? I can empathize with the guy in the video.
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He must have played the new south park videogame.tounge
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Poo-Jitsu?
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1rof1

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he is lucky he wasnt slapped with an assault charge....

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Now here is something we’ve never seen before. An MMA fighter won his match on Saturday thanks to a foul-smelling fart to the face of his opponent. Seriously.

According to Cage Potato, the fight seen above took place in the 2014 NAGA Vegas Grappling Championship on Saturday. The two fighters were battling on the mat and there was no clear advantage, but suddenly the guy on top just stopped fighting, allowed his arm to get locked (or something) and just tapped out. There didn’t seem to be a great submission hold, but some light was shed on the mystery when the guy puked on the mat.
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The "butt drag" is a widely-used wrestling move that involves grabbing a rival's butt cheek and putting fingers in the anus to get leverage, the Fresno Bee reported.

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Clovis Unified expels wrestler in "butt drag" case
The Clovis Unified school board voted unanimously Wednesday night to expel a Buchanan High student, concluding that a wrestling move he used on a teammate during practice constituted sexual battery and bullying

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What do you want to bet nobody will get near the Farters butt.
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Poo-Jitsu?
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now THAT'S a creepy ass cracker!!! lmao
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