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NASA ON TOP SECRET RED ALERT - DOOMSDAY COMET SPEEDING TOWARD EARTH: ESTIMATED COLLISION DATE: OCT. 21, 2006

 
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NASA ON TOP SECRET RED ALERT - DOOMSDAY COMET SPEEDING TOWARD EARTH: ESTIMATED COLLISION DATE: OCT. 21, 2006
PARIS: A massive comet as big as Europe is speeding toward earth and unless we can find some way to stop it, 3 billion people will die when the giant space rock hits - possibly as early as October!

That's the word from a team of frantic scientists who've secretly met wtih leaders of the world's major powers at least six times since America's Hubble space Telescope first photographed the run-away comet in April

In their emotion charged and often grim meetings here, scientists have urged leaders of the United States, Russia, England, France, Germany, Japan and China to find the use of nuclear weapons to attempt to vaporize the comet while it is safely out in space - though most experts concede that this plan has little, if any chance of success.

"The chilling fact is, most scientists now agree that any attempt to shot a comet or an asteroid out of the sky, or even to alter its course, with nuclear weapons is a virtual impossibility" insisted famed astronomer Dr. Robert Cremson, one of nine scientists who've been busy spurring the world's political leaders to action.

"But it's also a fact that at this point, the use of nuclear weapons is the only plan anyone has come up with that has any chance at all of ending this threat to life as we know it."

Dr. Cremson said President Clinton, who has slipped out of Washington to attend at least three of the secret Paris conferences, is so concerned about the impending disaster that he has authorized the expenditure of the more than $4 billion that NASA and the Pentagon say they'll need to modify land-based missiles for an assault on the killer comet.

"Mr. Clinton is gravely concerned, as are all the leaders who met in Paris." the scientists said. "We may have our political and ideological differences among nations here on Earth, but now that the human race is threatened with extinction, the worlds leaders seem willing to set aside these differences in an attempt to save the lives of every man, woman, and child on the planet.

"The trouble is, right now we simply don't have a clue what do do next."

But experts say unless we find some way to stop it, there is a 93 percent chance that the gigantic chunk of ice, rock and space debris will slam into Earth at a mind-boggling 141,000 m.p.h. on or around October 29.

"At that point, one of two things could happen," Dr. Cremson said. "In the first scenario, the impact would smash earth to bits, sending fragments hurtling into space and killing us all, Or it's possible Earth would remain intact. But in that case, the collision would no doubt kick millions of tons of dirt and debris into the atmosphere, veiling the sun and plunging us into a temporary but devastating deep-freeze - much like the one believed to have wiped out the dinosaurs after a comet collided with earth 65 million years ago.

"Its likely, that to us as human beings, it won't much matter which scenario takes place, however - because it's very likely that either way, the human race will cease to exist."

It was Dr. Cremson, a world -renowned astronomer with close ties to NASA, who first discovered the so-called Cremson Comet while examining Hubble photographs last spring.

After identifying a tiny point of light appearing on one of the photos as a comet, the scientist began to monitor its speed and trajectory with an earthbound telescope and determined that it was on a collision course with earth.

Dr. cremson immediately alerted NASA and fellow astronomers around the world, who persuaded world leaders to gather for the series of "red-alert" meetings that began here in May. "Were really struggling because no one knows what we can do to ward off this comet," Dr. Cremson said, "But we will do something, that's for certain. "We will do something because we must do something."
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ummmmmm link??????? butt
Brakes is gone!! "Weeze fweewheelin!"

Just say "NO!" to Luciferian Insectazoids.

"I am not here"...what is here?..Isn't here just there without a T...?
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link please

or chutuppaUface.
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Re: NASA ON TOP SECRET RED ALERT - DOOMSDAY COMET SPEEDING TOWARD EARTH: ESTIMATED COLLISION DATE: OCT. 21, 2006
story has some validity

[link to abob.libs.uga.edu]

It's like Ragu - it's in there
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Ahh, we were missing this.
July, August, September, October.
4 months of fun before nothing happens.
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story has some validity

[link to abob.libs.uga.edu]

It's like Ragu - it's in there
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Brakes is gone!! "Weeze fweewheelin!"

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[link to cometography.com]

Time to raise the flag!



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Re: NASA ON TOP SECRET RED ALERT - DOOMSDAY COMET SPEEDING TOWARD EARTH: ESTIMATED COLLISION DATE: OCT. 21, 2006
Oh its always months, or years,
or decades away. Can one of you
Soothsayers make a prediction
for say, Monday next week?

I didn't think so.
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must hold baaackk haandddd frommm hitting poosstt bsflag
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Ho...Hum...More Doomsday BS that wont happen hi






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Does anyone remember that NASA in May was requesting research papers on how to stop or divert an asteroid or comet with Whitepapers due by mid-June?

I'll see if I can find the link to that story...

It does seem that our gov't is taking active measures to ensure it's survival.

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Uhmmm, president Clinton?

hi
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OK, to be more precise, OP's story seems to be a creative account produced some time during Clinton's reign with the scenario to happen in October that year. The OP then updates it to this year without updating the president...

Sloppy work and total BS! Nothing to worry about.
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didnt they want keep us in fear based vibrations ? low vibration can be manipulated much more easy.. hmm

propaganda as always
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Re: NASA ON TOP SECRET RED ALERT - DOOMSDAY COMET SPEEDING TOWARD EARTH: ESTIMATED COLLISION DATE: OCT. 21, 2006
hi

From Weekly World News, October 26 (sic), picked up at my local friendly supermarket check-out."



This is obviously from well placed reputable sources. How much better can you get than "friendly supermarket check-out"?

Only if it had said "National Enquirer"

Go back to sleep.


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BUAAAAAABUAAAAABUAAAA scream
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I don't know about the size factor, but comets and asteroids have impacted earth regularly since it came into being. no big deal. if it happens it happens.
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Re: NASA ON TOP SECRET RED ALERT - DOOMSDAY COMET SPEEDING TOWARD EARTH: ESTIMATED COLLISION DATE: OCT. 21, 2006
<<sniff sniff>>

hey, do you guys smell that?
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And the Republicans would be back to
doing what they do best, bitching about other
people's sex lives.

don't you mean rapeing other peoples children?
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COLLISION DATE: OCT. 21, 2006.. I checked my book and OCT.21 is not good for me could we reschedule this for the 10.th? shroom
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"A massive comet as big as Europe"

Not worth asking where its gonna hit then.

Goodbye everyone, and everything!

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A comet as long / wide as Europe? That wouldn't take out 3 billion, more lik 6 billion, all animals, most bactera, the atmosphere, and trees.
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bonghit By October 21 the oxigen depleted horsedick of failed predictions will have gangrene...!
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Story states "Dr. Robert Cremson" is a famous astronomer.

There is NOTHING about a "Dr. Robert Cremson" on the web, anywhere.

There is no Robert Cremson living in the United States.

This story is:

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here we go again


op are you willin to bet on it
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Yeah I would agree.

A comet the size of europe would smash the earth's crust. Every single continent would be on fire and then freeze over from the sunlight being turned off by massive debree clouds all the way into space.

Before that happens, every city would probably experience 8-12 point earthquakes and the crust of the earth would crack into billions of peices like an egg being hit by a bullet.

It would kill all life on earth except airborn bacteria and viruses....those too would eventually burn up from the earth turning into a burning /lava inferno followed by a deep freeze that would probably last 10 years.

It would definately be the end of the world for all humans and animals.
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This was suppose to happen in 1998
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There is a book out that was suppose to have come through Dr. Al Bielek, conerning articacts from Giza Pyramid. Someone had it reprinted down in Texas, authors name was Lewis(?)

Anyways this material stated a large space object was to hit Earth on Sept. 21, 2001, can remember thinking how strange that was when 911 went down.
Material stated some concerns of the year, since there has been some tampering of the calendar by the Roman Church.

Also, watched video of Preston Nichols and Duncan Cameron from 1994 made in Yelm, WA. Preston stated that they had found a blockage of time while at Montauk Point experiments from 1983 that showed complete blockage of time had taken place, that Earth time stopped in 2006, 2007, right on through the date that was something like 2237 which at that point all they found was the metal horse as shown in their first book.

Please, check it out.
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[link to cometography.com]

check out that url, search for cremson

all will be apparant
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from that url

The "Doomsday Comet" of 1996

Beginning in 1996 minor forms of comet hysteria reared their ugly head for the first time since 1910. With the discovery of comet Hyakutake and the realization that it would pass close to Earth, some supermarket tabloids reported the comet was actually going to hit Earth--totally ignoring the predictions of astronomers. The due date came and went without a hitch and there was no further discussion.


Interestingly, one supermarket tabloid, the Weekly World News, published an article on 1996 February 13 that stated the Hubble Space Telescope had found a "doomsday comet." The article said "the famed astronomer


Dr. Robert Cremson" had found the comet while examining Hubble images. He said it was the size of Europe and would hit Earth on April 7. First of all, although comets have been photographed by Hubble, no comet has ever been discovered by Hubble. Second, no one by the name of "Robert Cremson" appears in any of the records indicating use of


the Hubble Space Telescope. Nor does this name show up in internet searches with respect to astronomy. Interestingly, the Weekly World News refers to this person as "Dr. Crenshaw" around the middle of the same article. Just for the record no "Robert
Crenshaw" shows up in Hubble records or in searches dealing with astronomy. Anyway, the two billion people that were expected to die in the impact are still alive and well.

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