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Bright Side Texas Yellow Rose Colored Glasses... User ID: 32966453 United States 03/15/2014 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lots of things are funny and even as a Christian there is (at least for me) a wide definition of what funny is for me. For instance I think a lot of atheist comics like Daniel Tosh and Seth Macfarlane are hilarious even when ripping on Christians. But be very careful - 2 things to definitely never joke about. 1.) Jesus dying for you and 2.) selling your soul... Their mere suggestion opens you up to all sorts of spiritual attack. Last Edited by Bright Side on 03/15/2014 07:01 PM Life is a spiritual war and no matter where we lay our head, we live in a warzone. There will be casualties. You do get to choose your side. I chose the Bright Side where my God fights for me. Others chose the Dark Side and fight for an entity that views them with disdain and discards them. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1560850 United States 03/15/2014 07:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You may think the Devil does not hear you, but he does. I'm sure good people like yourself must fetch a handsome price on the barbie in hell. Go find something pleasant to do, create some beauty. Read a book,take a walk. Leave old Toby alone. |
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daughter in NYC User ID: 46018885 United States 03/15/2014 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lots of things are funny and even as a Christian there is (at least for me) a wide definition of what funny is for me. For instance I think a lot of atheist comics like Daniel Tosh and Seth Macfarlane are hilarious even when ripping on Christians. Quoting: Bright Side But be very careful - 2 things to definitely never joke about. 1.) Jesus dying for you and 2.) selling your soul... Their mere suggestion opens you up to all sorts of spiritual attack. daughter in NYC |
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daughter in NYC User ID: 46018885 United States 03/15/2014 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You cannot sell your soul to the devil. All souls belong to God Almighty. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55513297 Your soul is the prize,my friend. Satan battles for each and every one..... You can lose your soul... Jesus' own Words Mark 8 "36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? 37 Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul? 38 Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation; of him also shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he cometh in the glory of his Father with the holy angels." daughter in NYC |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 52274507 Australia 03/15/2014 09:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Satan don't pay for stuff he's already got. If you're thinking of selling your soul to him, chances are he already owns it and won't pay you jack shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24894183 this is similar to what I was thinking If Op has this kind of thought what He needs is To Repent of Sin and Seek For Forgiveness via Christs precious Blood sacrifice |