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Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.

 
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Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
Ok people have at it.
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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
Note this is for entertainment only i have no intention whatsoever of selling my soul to satan.
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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
Lots of things are funny and even as a Christian there is (at least for me) a wide definition of what funny is for me. For instance I think a lot of atheist comics like Daniel Tosh and Seth Macfarlane are hilarious even when ripping on Christians.

But be very careful - 2 things to definitely never joke about. 1.) Jesus dying for you and 2.) selling your soul... Their mere suggestion opens you up to all sorts of spiritual attack.

Last Edited by Bright Side on 03/15/2014 07:01 PM
Life is a spiritual war and no matter where we lay our head, we live in a warzone.

There will be casualties.

You do get to choose your side. I chose the Bright Side where my God fights for me.

Others chose the Dark Side and fight for an entity that views them with disdain and discards them.
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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
sell your soul to yoda

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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
You cannot sell your soul to the devil. All souls belong to God Almighty.
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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
Then don't talk shit.

You may think the Devil does not hear you, but he does. I'm sure good people like yourself must fetch a handsome price on the barbie in hell.

Go find something pleasant to do, create some beauty. Read a book,take a walk.

Leave old Toby alone.
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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
Note this is for entertainment only i have no intention whatsoever of selling my soul to satan.
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yoda

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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
Lots of things are funny and even as a Christian there is (at least for me) a wide definition of what funny is for me. For instance I think a lot of atheist comics like Daniel Tosh and Seth Macfarlane are hilarious even when ripping on Christians.

But be very careful - 2 things to definitely never joke about. 1.) Jesus dying for you and 2.) selling your soul... Their mere suggestion opens you up to all sorts of spiritual attack.
 Quoting: Bright Side


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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
Ok people have at it.
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Hypothetically, what would you want in return for your soul if you could in fact make a deal?
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03/15/2014 07:28 PM
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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
You cannot sell your soul to the devil. All souls belong to God Almighty.
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Your soul is the prize,my friend. Satan battles for each and every one.....

You can lose your soul...

Jesus' own Words

Mark 8

"36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

37 Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?

38 Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation; of him also shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he cometh in the glory of his Father with the holy angels.
"
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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
Note this is for entertainment only i have no intention whatsoever of selling my soul to satan.
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You fucked up
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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
So what was your price?

Substantially less than a Swedish or Danish soul?
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03/15/2014 07:42 PM
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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
How much
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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
Note this is for entertainment only i have no intention whatsoever of selling my soul to satan.
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Why do you think this question is entertaining?
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03/15/2014 09:07 PM
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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
Satan don't pay for stuff he's already got. If you're thinking of selling your soul to him, chances are he already owns it and won't pay you jack shit.
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03/15/2014 09:22 PM
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Re: Im thinking about selling my soul to the devil ask me a question.
Satan don't pay for stuff he's already got. If you're thinking of selling your soul to him, chances are he already owns it and won't pay you jack shit.
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this is similar to what I was thinking

If Op has this kind of thought what He needs is To Repent of Sin and Seek For Forgiveness via Christs precious Blood sacrifice





GLP