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Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?

 
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Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
"For though we walk in the flesh, we do not wage warfare according to [what we are in the] flesh. 4 For the weapons of our warfare are not fleshly, but powerful by God for overturning strongly entrenched things. 5 For we are overturning reasonings and every lofty thing raised up against the knowledge of God" 2Cor10:3
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
Because the JWs need to stop going door to door spreading the good news.

And would i kill them to support some worldly holidays!!

Geeze
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
Because a Nobel Peace Prize is of MEN.
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
Because a Nobel Peace Prize is of MEN.
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I don't suppose they'd get many votes from here.

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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
Because Jehovha witness suck..... that's why
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
Because Jehovha witness suck..... that's why
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Thank you for that short analysis
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
Because the JWs need to stop going door to door spreading the good news.

And would i kill them to support some worldly holidays!!

Geeze
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Well, you just have a GRAND time trying to stop them because:




" 38 And so, under the present circumstances, I say to YOU, Do not meddle with these men, but let them alone; (because, if this scheme or this work is from men, it will be overthrown; 39 but if it is from God, YOU will not be able to overthrow them;) otherwise, YOU may perhaps be found fighters actually against God.”-Acts 5:37-40
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
Because the JWs need to stop going door to door spreading the good news.

And would i kill them to support some worldly holidays!!

Geeze
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Well, you just have a GRAND time trying to stop them because:




" 38 And so, under the present circumstances, I say to YOU, Do not meddle with these men, but let them alone; (because, if this scheme or this work is from men, it will be overthrown; 39 but if it is from God, YOU will not be able to overthrow them;) otherwise, YOU may perhaps be found fighters actually against God.”-Acts 5:37-40
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And as for you killing them to take up worldly holidays, REALLY need to direct your anger elsewhere to something constructive
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
JW doesn't believe in GOVERNMENT, when Christ was offered all the kingdoms of the world to worship Lucifer. He refused and so JW doesn't partake.

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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
JW doesn't believe in GOVERNMENT, when Christ was offered all the kingdoms of the world to worship Lucifer. He refused and so JW doesn't partake.

rockon

Rock on JW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55315705


They follow the laws of the government they live under, until that government tries to interfere with Jehovah God's laws;


We must obey God as ruler rather than man'-Acts 5:29
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
Nobody uses swords anymore...
book
Reaching for the sky makes you taller.

Hi! My name is Halcyon Dayz and I'm addicted to morans.
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Nobody uses swords anymore...
book
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Well after years of bantering I admit ya got me there Jaba, is this better?


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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
JW doesn't believe in GOVERNMENT, when Christ was offered all the kingdoms of the world to worship Lucifer. He refused and so JW doesn't partake.

rockon

Rock on JW!
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That's right.

They believe in divorce and female-worship.

They're too busy breaking up families and worshipping females above the Lord to bother doing anything productive.

Protestant Christians have the highest divorce rate of anybody in the USA when broken down by religious affiliation.

Jehovahs witnesses have the highest divorce rate by far of any Protestant Christian sect, even though they try to lie and cover it up.

I was in a Kingdom Hall once when a child-molester-looking female-worshipper got up front and said the Bible's messages to women don't actually apply to women, only to men. Another JW leader in that Hall, divorced by the way which according to the Bible should have ruled him out for eldership, tried to tell me that a real husband shuts up and submits to his wife.

Un-Biblical, lying, cultists.

The Bible says Original Sin was Adam listening to the voice of his wife, and the JW have institutionalized this more than anyone else in my experience, with the possible exception of the Mormons.

(NOTE: Genesis says Eve was the first to eat the fruit, and the NT says Eve was the first to be deceived, and yet Romans says sin entered thru Adam, the man. The only thing Adam did that Eve did not do first was, as God said in Genesis, Adam listened to the voice of his wife.)
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
"For though we walk in the flesh, we do not wage warfare according to [what we are in the] flesh. 4 For the weapons of our warfare are not fleshly, but powerful by God for overturning strongly entrenched things. 5 For we are overturning reasonings and every lofty thing raised up against the knowledge of God" 2Cor10:3
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Because they haven't done it! They are just another cult, another for profit corporation.
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
JW doesn't believe in GOVERNMENT, when Christ was offered all the kingdoms of the world to worship Lucifer. He refused and so JW doesn't partake.

rockon

Rock on JW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55315705


That's right.

They believe in divorce and female-worship.

They're too busy breaking up families and worshipping females above the Lord to bother doing anything productive.

Protestant Christians have the highest divorce rate of anybody in the USA when broken down by religious affiliation.

Jehovahs witnesses have the highest divorce rate by far of any Protestant Christian sect, even though they try to lie and cover it up.

I was in a Kingdom Hall once when a child-molester-looking female-worshipper got up front and said the Bible's messages to women don't actually apply to women, only to men. Another JW leader in that Hall, divorced by the way which according to the Bible should have ruled him out for eldership, tried to tell me that a real husband shuts up and submits to his wife.

Un-Biblical, lying, cultists.

The Bible says Original Sin was Adam listening to the voice of his wife, and the JW have institutionalized this more than anyone else in my experience, with the possible exception of the Mormons.

(NOTE: Genesis says Eve was the first to eat the fruit, and the NT says Eve was the first to be deceived, and yet Romans says sin entered thru Adam, the man. The only thing Adam did that Eve did not do first was, as God said in Genesis, Adam listened to the voice of his wife.)
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Why do you feel the need to make shit up?


What are you queer?
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
Because they are not black, gay or jewish
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
Because they are not black, gay or jewish
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Actually, they preach and have membership in over 235 lands, and make up an international brotherhood



In Lands where there is internal strife, Jehovah's Witnesses meet together in peace, regardless of their race
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
You people obviously know nothing about Jehovah's witnesses. The hell did they do to you for you to talk shit about them? Nothing! It's not like you people go to church on a regular basis anyway.
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You people obviously know nothing about Jehovah's witnesses. The hell did they do to you for you to talk shit about them? Nothing! It's not like you people go to church on a regular basis anyway.
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OP was defending Jehovah's Witnesses
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
Because they are a cult.
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Do you guys get to count these threads as field service time?
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
Because they are a cult.
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Everyone throws around the word cult, do they even know what it means?

" a religion or sect considered to be false, unorthodox, or extremist, with members often living outside conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader




This one definition alone shows that Jehovah's Witnesses are NOT a cult, for they teach the Bible as truth, they live as reasonable and responsible citizens in society, having jobs and interacting with society as the rest do, not on some compound following some charismatic guru

Their leader is one, the Christ and their ministry is anything but a secret society as they preach by any mean possible in over 235 lands of the earth
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
Do you guys get to count these threads as field service time?
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I think a better question is the one OP posted at the start, don't you??
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
YouTube Candace Conti....that's why!

Did you boastful, aragent, proud JWs know that your contrabutions went to pay for a $1.5 million child molestation lawsuit that got brushed under the soiled rug know as the watchtower bible and tract society?? You talk shit about catholic priests in your magazines and cover up the same exact act from your own elders. I've spent 18 years of my life surrounded by your man made, fabrication of a religion and the last thing I would give you is a peace prize. Ive personally witnessed it destroy multiple families and indiviguals lives. My poor wife is having to completely relearn the bible do to being brainwashed and deceived by your 150+ failed end of the world predictions and fabricated version of the bible her whole life.

Nice try
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
The only time I heard Satan/Beast within speak/yell to me, was when I told the Father/Creator I wanted to know the truth personally from Him, not man made religion. That day I cried to Father.

That is when I learned to have a personal walk with GOD in my spirit man.

Like Noah, Moses, Enoch. I found my true higher spiritual man. I saw who I am face to face in the mirror.
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narrow is the gate and few find it.
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The only time I heard Satan/Beast within speak/yell to me, and walk out of my body and slam the door behind himself, was when I told the Father/Creator I wanted to know the truth personally from Him, not man made religion. That day I cried to Father with all me heart, and that was the day I defeated the beast. Summer of 2007

That is when I learned to have a personal walk with GOD in my spirit man.

Like Noah, Moses, Enoch. I found my true higher spiritual man. I saw who I am face to face in the mirror.
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
JW doesn't believe in GOVERNMENT, when Christ was offered all the kingdoms of the world to worship Lucifer. He refused and so JW doesn't partake.

rockon

Rock on JW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55315705


That's right.

They believe in divorce and female-worship.

They're too busy breaking up families and worshipping females above the Lord to bother doing anything productive.

Protestant Christians have the highest divorce rate of anybody in the USA when broken down by religious affiliation.

Jehovahs witnesses have the highest divorce rate by far of any Protestant Christian sect, even though they try to lie and cover it up.

I was in a Kingdom Hall once when a child-molester-looking female-worshipper got up front and said the Bible's messages to women don't actually apply to women, only to men. Another JW leader in that Hall, divorced by the way which according to the Bible should have ruled him out for eldership, tried to tell me that a real husband shuts up and submits to his wife.

Un-Biblical, lying, cultists.

The Bible says Original Sin was Adam listening to the voice of his wife, and the JW have institutionalized this more than anyone else in my experience, with the possible exception of the Mormons.

(NOTE: Genesis says Eve was the first to eat the fruit, and the NT says Eve was the first to be deceived, and yet Romans says sin entered thru Adam, the man. The only thing Adam did that Eve did not do first was, as God said in Genesis, Adam listened to the voice of his wife.)
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What the hell are you ranting about?
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The white horse and riders arrived the next morning in a dream.
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YouTube Candace Conti....that's why!

Did you boastful, aragent, proud JWs know that your contrabutions went to pay for a $1.5 million child molestation lawsuit that got brushed under the soiled rug know as the watchtower bible and tract society?? You talk shit about catholic priests in your magazines and cover up the same exact act from your own elders. I've spent 18 years of my life surrounded by your man made, fabrication of a religion and the last thing I would give you is a peace prize. Ive personally witnessed it destroy multiple families and indiviguals lives. My poor wife is having to completely relearn the bible do to being brainwashed and deceived by your 150+ failed end of the world predictions and fabricated version of the bible her whole life.

Nice try
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hesright
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Re: Why haven't Jehovah's Witnesses been given the Nobel Piece Prize for beating swords into plow shares in 230 lands?
Because they are a cult.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53218360


Everyone throws around the word cult, do they even know what it means?

" a religion or sect considered to be false, unorthodox, or extremist, with members often living outside conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader




This one definition alone shows that Jehovah's Witnesses are NOT a cult, for they teach the Bible as truth, they live as reasonable and responsible citizens in society, having jobs and interacting with society as the rest do, not on some compound following some charismatic guru

Their leader is one, the Christ and their ministry is anything but a secret society as they preach by any mean possible in over 235 lands of the earth
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They are just another man made religion..... In the end they will fall like the rest.





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