Breaking News has now been replaced with the term Urgent

Urgent sounds like you have to find a bathroom fast.

Nice touch, bypass the frontal lobes and go straight for the gut.

Is this a joke thread or have you seen this? If not, we probably will one of these days.

Last Edited by Crazy Harriet on 03/20/2014 12:16 PM

U.U.U.U.U.U URGENT URGENT EMERGENCY

Fox burned me out on "Fox News Alerts" by classifying absolutely every fucking pointless thing as an "alert" for the whole fucking day. "Fox News Alert!!!!! Justin Beiber arrested at 9:00 a.m. this morning!!!! Guess what? It's still an "alert" at 9:00 p.m!!!!!" I didn't give a fuck in the morning, why are we still pretending it's big news that night? I don't know about "breaking," but I know the word "alert" has certainly lost all meaning on that channel.

:Alert: :Alert:

:UrgentAlert: