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ALERT! Yellowstone Buffalo Running for Their Lives!

 
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So many bison experts on glp.
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Hence the B.S. you find wherever you step...
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They just found out they have one week to make it to Daytona, FL in time for Spring Break!
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That video looks to me as if the Buffalo are in an easy run going somewhere as a group ... not stampeding away from any danger.

I saw herds of Buffalo in Yellowstone running in an actual stampede type of running several times in my couple of times there, and in those instances the Buffalo were going all out in speed (and boy are they FAST in a flat out run). This behavior on the video does NOT strike me as anything out of the ordinary based upon my limited observations there.

One of the times I saw Buffalo stampeed I had to jump behind my suburban as an entire small herd of about 100 of them came running through the woods and the parking lot where I was at full speed, AT NIGHT IN THE DARK, knocking down small trees etc. as they came through. The only other guy in the parking lot jumped into the bed of his pickup truck in order to not be trampled to death.

Now that night time Buffalo stampede was both scarey ... and one of the most amazing things I have ever experienced in my entire life (btw they did not run into a single vehicle in the parking lot, although they were literally brushing the cars and trucks as they ran between them ... but boy were they sure running into small trees and bushes (probably couldn't see them in the dark). There were so many hitting the trees etc. that it sounded like a freight train coming through the woods even before they reached me!, starting at a low rumble building to a huge rumble with the earth literally shaking beneath my feet as they ran past me inches away.

The other Buffalo stampedes I saw in Yellowstone were during the day and were what you would more typically imagine them to be ... just running across open ground and down the open road as a large group, but at full tilt, not the relaxed gait that the video Buffalo had.
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“Current Helium releases at 1000 times above normal. complete media blackout. herds of bison running for their lives on the public roadways on 3/14/14(out of character and were not being chased or rounded up, the bison were running down the mountain slopes onto roadways running full tilt right past a filming crew.”
Here is a video of the buffalo running in Yellowstone. Is it a seasonal migration or is it a precursor?"

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That video looks fake.
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Something to monitor closely.

I'm impressed by the Buffalo's stamina running uphill.

- 2014 Buffalo Get Outta Dodge Run -

Last Edited by BG-Fan on 03/20/2014 03:01 PM
"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible" - Frank Zappa

"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent. It is the one most adaptable to change." - Charles Darwin

Once one understands how the solar system really works and that celestial disasters are part of the normal process, like hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and earthquakes here on Earth then one realizes that indeed celestial disasters are part of the natural order.
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“Current Helium releases at 1000 times above normal. complete media blackout. herds of bison running for their lives on the public roadways on 3/14/14(out of character and were not being chased or rounded up, the bison were running down the mountain slopes onto roadways running full tilt right past a filming crew.”
Here is a video of the buffalo running in Yellowstone. Is it a seasonal migration or is it a precursor?"

More at: [link to revolutionaryfreedom.us]
 Quoting: LuckyPyrate


This was 6 days ago. Nothing is going to happen.
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^^^^^This^^^^^

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Denver murals fire and buffalo!! Watch out
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You may then shower, make me a sammich, and leave!
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Tatonka!!!
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Denver murals fire and buffalo!! Watch out
 Quoting: Peace4allmankind


The 1st Annual Great Yellowstone Buffalo Run

- sponsored by the Denver International Airport Illuminati Mural Club

hiding
"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible" - Frank Zappa

"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent. It is the one most adaptable to change." - Charles Darwin

Once one understands how the solar system really works and that celestial disasters are part of the normal process, like hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and earthquakes here on Earth then one realizes that indeed celestial disasters are part of the natural order.
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According to the documentary we need to look for higher temps in the mud lakes, a rise in the earth crust and up tick in seismic activity...
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Bill Bryson.

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Ever read Travels in Europe, Bill is a funny funny man, loved reading that book and will check out this one now :)
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They heard Justin Bieber was in the park.

The REAL question is:

Were they running to SEE Justin Bieber ... or

Were they running to get as far away from Justin Bieber as they could?
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Attention all GLPrs:

I have the cure for stupidity. Please send me 199.99 and I will send you a one page set of instructions to heal your idiocy!

Attention Attractive GLP Ladies:

Salvation is in my penis! Please come to my house sans panties then get on my bed on your hands and knees and face the painting at the head of the bed.

Do not mind the strange sensation at first that is just my holy tongue preparing your vagina for my divine rod! Within 12-25 minutes of your first orga...I mean sensation of divine goodness, I will have given you my divine spirit!

You may then shower, make me a sammich, and leave!
 Quoting: Ron Swanson's Raiders!


Douchbag
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It's douche bag. Better a fucking douche bag than a gullible fuck that can't distinguish between CGI and real images. Better a douche than a fucking knob that believes that images of buffalo running for all of three hundred yards is a sign of an imminent caldera eruption.

Now if there deer, buffalo, birds all running for their lives in massive numbers then I might be concerned.
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Q: What the difference between a Buffalo and Bison?
A: You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!


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Where's Buffalo Bill when you need him, he'd put an end to that shit real fast...
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Bison, numbnuts
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Bison Bill just doesn't have the same ring to it, dipshit
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"Attention all GLPrs:

I have the cure for stupidity. Please send me 199.99 and I will send you a one page set of instructions to heal your idiocy!

Attention Attractive GLP Ladies:

Salvation is in my penis! Please come to my house sans panties then get on my bed on your hands and knees and face the painting at the head of the bed.

Do not mind the strange sensation at first that is just my holy tongue preparing your vagina for my divine rod! Within 12-25 minutes of your first orga...I mean sensation of divine goodness, I will have given you my divine spirit!

You may then shower, make me a sammich, and leave!"

Eidtors Note: The author above is 11-years-old. That he he lost his penis in a tragic tricycle accident seven years ago only fuels his fantasy of being an obnoxious, balding, 38 year-old male still living with his mother.
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Isn't that what Buffalo's do - run. yeesh
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[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]


Perhaps they're running because 3 of their friends were just murdered.
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wow I was almost ran over by a herd there one time and I was running from lighting storm with my head down an almost ran into one hiding
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You nearly got squished!
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This a painting of bison running! OH SHIT! The Caldera should have popped in 1885!

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The park is closed right now so I imagine there isn't a lot of people over there watching things like that.

Either way. Doom off.
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500 mile radius is the zone of total destruction.
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"Attention all GLPrs:

I have the cure for stupidity. Please send me 199.99 and I will send you a one page set of instructions to heal your idiocy!

Attention Attractive GLP Ladies:

Salvation is in my penis! Please come to my house sans panties then get on my bed on your hands and knees and face the painting at the head of the bed.

Do not mind the strange sensation at first that is just my holy tongue preparing your vagina for my divine rod! Within 12-25 minutes of your first orga...I mean sensation of divine goodness, I will have given you my divine spirit!

You may then shower, make me a sammich, and leave!"

Eidtors Note: The author above is 11-years-old. That he he lost his penis in a tragic tricycle accident seven years ago only fuels his fantasy of being an obnoxious, balding, 38 year-old male still living with his mother.
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Well, I assumed since so many folks here will believe positively anything, I'll just make a couple of bucks and tap some ass.
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If its going to erupt, do you think there will be pre-quakes? Seems like there would be.
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That video looks to me as if the Buffalo are in an easy run going somewhere as a group ... not stampeding away from any danger.

I saw herds of Buffalo in Yellowstone running in an actual stampede type of running several times in my couple of times there, and in those instances the Buffalo were going all out in speed (and boy are they FAST in a flat out run). This behavior on the video does NOT strike me as anything out of the ordinary based upon my limited observations there.

One of the times I saw Buffalo stampeed I had to jump behind my suburban as an entire small herd of about 100 of them came running through the woods and the parking lot where I was at full speed, AT NIGHT IN THE DARK, knocking down small trees etc. as they came through. The only other guy in the parking lot jumped into the bed of his pickup truck in order to not be trampled to death.

Now that night time Buffalo stampede was both scarey ... and one of the most amazing things I have ever experienced in my entire life (btw they did not run into a single vehicle in the parking lot, although they were literally brushing the cars and trucks as they ran between them ... but boy were they sure running into small trees and bushes (probably couldn't see them in the dark). There were so many hitting the trees etc. that it sounded like a freight train coming through the woods even before they reached me!, starting at a low rumble building to a huge rumble with the earth literally shaking beneath my feet as they ran past me inches away.

The other Buffalo stampedes I saw in Yellowstone were during the day and were what you would more typically imagine them to be ... just running across open ground and down the open road as a large group, but at full tilt, not the relaxed gait that the video Buffalo had.
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did you and this other guy continue your lovemaking after they passed or did it ruin the mood too much?
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Isn't that what Buffalo's do - run. yeesh
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No, they also eat and shit...a lot
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If it blows we're all dead anyway.

I personally dont care if I hear about it in advance.
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Attention all GLPrs:

I have the cure for stupidity. Please send me 199.99 and I will send you a one page set of instructions to heal your idiocy!

Attention Attractive GLP Ladies:

Salvation is in my penis! Please come to my house sans panties then get on my bed on your hands and knees and face the painting at the head of the bed.

Do not mind the strange sensation at first that is just my holy tongue preparing your vagina for my divine rod! Within 12-25 minutes of your first orga...I mean sensation of divine goodness, I will have given you my divine spirit!

You may then shower, make me a sammich, and leave!
 Quoting: Ron Swanson's Raiders!


Douchbag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50455567


It's douche bag. Better a fucking douche bag than a gullible fuck that can't distinguish between CGI and real images. Better a douche than a fucking knob that believes that images of buffalo running for all of three hundred yards is a sign of an imminent caldera eruption.

Now if there deer, buffalo, birds all running for their lives in massive numbers then I might be concerned.
 Quoting: Ron Swanson's Raiders!


I said this was normal.
But you're still a douche bag.
There, proper spelling, for the spelling queen.
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Not for nothing but this really feels like CGI to me.

Maybe its this crappy monitor.

Anyone else notice this?
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