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REPORT COPYRIGHT VIOLATION IN REPLY
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ALERT! Yellowstone Buffalo Running for Their Lives!
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Attention all GLPrs:
I have the cure for stupidity. Please send me 199.99 and I will send you a one page set of instructions to heal your idiocy!
Attention Attractive GLP Ladies:
Salvation is in my penis! Please come to my house sans panties then get on my bed on your hands and knees and face the painting at the head of the bed.
Do not mind the strange sensation at first that is just my holy tongue preparing your vagina for my divine rod! Within 12-25 minutes of your first orga...I mean sensation of divine goodness, I will have given you my divine spirit!
You may then shower, make me a sammich, and leave!
Quoting: Ron Swanson's Raiders! Douchbag It's douche bag. Better a fucking douche bag than a gullible fuck that can't distinguish between CGI and real images. Better a douche than a fucking knob that believes that images of buffalo running for all of three hundred yards is a sign of an imminent caldera eruption. Now if there deer, buffalo, birds all running for their lives in massive numbers then I might be concerned. I said this was normal. But you're still a douche bag. There, proper spelling, for the spelling queen.
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