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I am a genius beyond mathematics. Ask me anything. I dare you.

 
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What is a paradox of a paradox?
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Who do you love?
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are you serious ?
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you know, I'm not really that serious. i fear not death, and I see not death. i am just all-connected. I am all things, as are all else. a giant conglomerate of realities and perceptions, ideas and thoughts, senses and emotions, compacted and contracted, expounded and exploding. this is all things. so am I serious, no I'm truly not. Actually, I would describe myself as just an honest and pure dude, loving of all things and seeing the divine in all things. I say genius because of my test scores and the reaction of humans to me my whole life. to be genius is to be humble though, so I completely see the hypocricy of my posting and say to you for this, "i'm not that serious".
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Why did you post this thread?
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I would suggest you don't show anyone real psychic abilities.

The fucking gov harasses the shit out of you.

They also keep tracks on people who affect electricity. Like lights turning on and off around them, they try to recreate it to make you think you can't control when you're doing it. Assholes don't realize you know when its real or fake.
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Where is the plane?
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What would genius have too do with knowing where a plane is?
That would him being clairvoyant, not genius. Damn you are slow.
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I am a genius. I comprehend all. If it is beneath me, it is harder to grasp. If it is above me, it is easier. My ego is maintained, so I speak to you only in truth here. Ask me anything, and I will give you an honest response.
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sec(cos(tan(sin(3.14159)))) =
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Why did you post this thread?
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I posted this thread because after working all day, and finally relaxing, I feel I am in my best mode to answer the questions of the persons on the interwebs. Expectedly most questions will be humorous of profane, and in the midst of this many will have their fun, but alongside those questions will be true curious questions, and even if not, deceivingly so, I will answer them with wholeheartedness and knowledge. And I enjoy doing this. I like people asking me questions, because it allows me to think and share that with someone. Peace.
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I am a genius. I comprehend all. If it is beneath me, it is harder to grasp. If it is above me, it is easier. My ego is maintained, so I speak to you only in truth here. Ask me anything, and I will give you an honest response.
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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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are you serious ?
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you know, I'm not really that serious. i fear not death, and I see not death. i am just all-connected. I am all things, as are all else. a giant conglomerate of realities and perceptions, ideas and thoughts, senses and emotions, compacted and contracted, expounded and exploding. this is all things. so am I serious, no I'm truly not. Actually, I would describe myself as just an honest and pure dude, loving of all things and seeing the divine in all things. I say genius because of my test scores and the reaction of humans to me my whole life. to be genius is to be humble though, so I completely see the hypocricy of my posting and say to you for this, "i'm not that serious".
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thank you for your response. the byline in my avatar is a general statement , to no offense. i think we can talk.
funny thing happened the other day...

oh yea ,your fired...!
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are you serious ?
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you know, I'm not really that serious. i fear not death, and I see not death. i am just all-connected. I am all things, as are all else. a giant conglomerate of realities and perceptions, ideas and thoughts, senses and emotions, compacted and contracted, expounded and exploding. this is all things. so am I serious, no I'm truly not. Actually, I would describe myself as just an honest and pure dude, loving of all things and seeing the divine in all things. I say genius because of my test scores and the reaction of humans to me my whole life. to be genius is to be humble though, so I completely see the hypocricy of my posting and say to you for this, "i'm not that serious".
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thank you for your response. the byline in my avatar is a general statement , to no offense. i think we can talk.
 Quoting: clapon


Yet the problem with your signature...is that it is spelled wrong.

No offense indeed.

'You're'.
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
~Seneca
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I am a genius. I comprehend all. If it is beneath me, it is harder to grasp. If it is above me, it is easier. My ego is maintained, so I speak to you only in truth here. Ask me anything, and I will give you an honest response.
 Quoting: Quaze 54607220


How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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a woodchuck can only consume enough as it's body or will allows it to. Each amount would be personalized. so the answer is if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would only chuck enough wood as it's stomache could handle.
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I am a genius. I comprehend all. If it is beneath me, it is harder to grasp. If it is above me, it is easier. My ego is maintained, so I speak to you only in truth here. Ask me anything, and I will give you an honest response.
 Quoting: Quaze 54607220


Riddle me this. What is a better life strategy for a highly gifted person such as yourself:

- Competing ruthlessly, aggressively, and maybe corruptly against the world, using all of one's intellect, perhaps using the correction of past injustice as justification;

- Embracing religion, faith and honor, doing good where possible, communicating optimism and hope to people not as mentally fortunate?
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Can there be a beginning which has no end therefore creating a beginning that never was? This would be due to it becoming infinite the moment it was created.
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problem is, that you required a beginning to exist in order to construct your premise. Therefore your conclusion that such a beginning may not exist is necessitated by there being a beginning. I spose it may be relevant if you say there was something before this beginning or not. If there wasn't then it's not the same thing as a beggining as we define it 'in' time. So.... It's not a beginning... It's something else.
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You skipped my question.
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are you serious ?
 Quoting: clapon


you know, I'm not really that serious. i fear not death, and I see not death. i am just all-connected. I am all things, as are all else. a giant conglomerate of realities and perceptions, ideas and thoughts, senses and emotions, compacted and contracted, expounded and exploding. this is all things. so am I serious, no I'm truly not. Actually, I would describe myself as just an honest and pure dude, loving of all things and seeing the divine in all things. I say genius because of my test scores and the reaction of humans to me my whole life. to be genius is to be humble though, so I completely see the hypocricy of my posting and say to you for this, "i'm not that serious".
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thank you for your response. the byline in my avatar is a general statement , to no offense. i think we can talk.
 Quoting: clapon


Yet the problem with your signature...is that it is spelled wrong.

No offense indeed.

'You're'.
 Quoting: Seer777


Then i must ask you a question. Are you serious? No, really...?

Last Edited by clapon on 03/22/2014 12:53 AM
funny thing happened the other day...

oh yea ,your fired...!
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you know, I'm not really that serious. i fear not death, and I see not death. i am just all-connected. I am all things, as are all else. a giant conglomerate of realities and perceptions, ideas and thoughts, senses and emotions, compacted and contracted, expounded and exploding. this is all things. so am I serious, no I'm truly not. Actually, I would describe myself as just an honest and pure dude, loving of all things and seeing the divine in all things. I say genius because of my test scores and the reaction of humans to me my whole life. to be genius is to be humble though, so I completely see the hypocricy of my posting and say to you for this, "i'm not that serious".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54607220


thank you for your response. the byline in my avatar is a general statement , to no offense. i think we can talk.
 Quoting: clapon


Yet the problem with your signature...is that it is spelled wrong.

No offense indeed.

'You're'.
 Quoting: Seer777


Then i must ask you a question. Are you serious?
 Quoting: clapon


Yeah...

But it was just a notice. In regard to your post.

hf

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What is gravity? and what is the relation between light and gravity?
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I am a genius. I comprehend all. If it is beneath me, it is harder to grasp. If it is above me, it is easier. My ego is maintained, so I speak to you only in truth here. Ask me anything, and I will give you an honest response.
 Quoting: Quaze 54607220

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41101155

Riddle me this. What is a better life strategy for a highly gifted person such as yourself:

- Competing ruthlessly, aggressively, and maybe corruptly against the world, using all of one's intellect, perhaps using the correction of past injustice as justification;

- Embracing religion, faith and honor, doing good where possible, communicating optimism and hope to people not as mentally fortunate?


Light will always overcome darkness, for the moment there is light darkness exists no longer. It's a matter of lighting up all the darkness. This is the journey. But you already knew that.
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I am a genius. I comprehend all. If it is beneath me, it is harder to grasp. If it is above me, it is easier. My ego is maintained, so I speak to you only in truth here. Ask me anything, and I will give you an honest response.
 Quoting: Quaze 54607220

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41101155

Riddle me this. What is a better life strategy for a highly gifted person such as yourself:

- Competing ruthlessly, aggressively, and maybe corruptly against the world, using all of one's intellect, perhaps using the correction of past injustice as justification;

- Embracing religion, faith and honor, doing good where possible, communicating optimism and hope to people not as mentally fortunate?


Light will always overcome darkness, for the moment there is light darkness exists no longer. It's a matter of lighting up all the darkness. This is the journey. But you already knew that.
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I guess geniuses have multiple personality disorder.

Last Edited by TheEndIsNigh2013 on 03/22/2014 12:59 AM
All sense of separation
This is your illusion.
All sense of segregation
Just leading to confusion.
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I am a genius. I comprehend all. If it is beneath me, it is harder to grasp. If it is above me, it is easier. My ego is maintained, so I speak to you only in truth here. Ask me anything, and I will give you an honest response.
 Quoting: Quaze 54607220

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41101155

Riddle me this. What is a better life strategy for a highly gifted person such as yourself:

- Competing ruthlessly, aggressively, and maybe corruptly against the world, using all of one's intellect, perhaps using the correction of past injustice as justification;

- Embracing religion, faith and honor, doing good where possible, communicating optimism and hope to people not as mentally fortunate?


Light will always overcome darkness, for the moment there is light darkness exists no longer. It's a matter of lighting up all the darkness. This is the journey. But you already knew that.
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I guess geniuses have multiple personality disorder.
 Quoting: TheEndIsNigh2013



you've guessed wrong.
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What will it take to get the TPTB to leave my laptop alone?
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if you are so smart, why do you use so many nominalizations in your writing?
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What is the difference between a beer, and elephant and a boot ?
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What is the beginning of wisdom ?
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' My son, if you will receive my sayings and treasure up my own commandments with yourself, 2 so as to pay attention to wisdom with your ear, that you may incline your heart to discernment; 3 if, moreover, you call out for understanding itself and you give forth your voice for discernment itself, 4 if you keep seeking for it as for silver, and as for hid treasures you keep searching for it, 5 in that case you will understand the fear of Jehovah, and you will find the very knowledge of God. 6 For Jehovah himself gives wisdom; out of his mouth there are knowledge and discernment. 7 And for the upright ones he will treasure up practical wisdom; for those walking in integrity he is a shield, 8 by observing the paths of judgment, and he will guard the very way of his loyal ones. 9 In that case you will understand righteousness and judgment and uprightness, the entire course of what is good.
10 When wisdom enters into your heart and knowledge itself becomes pleasant to your very soul, 11 thinking ability itself will keep guard over you, discernment itself will safeguard you, 12 to deliver you from the bad way, from the man speaking perverse things, 13 from those leaving the paths of uprightness to walk in the ways of darkness," Pr2

Opsss.... sorry for cutting in.
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can you ever say things in your own words, from your heart?
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fear of God is the beginning of Wisdom.
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Prolly bullshit but I'll play. Do aliens exist in the sense that they are on or around earth? Obviously if the universe is as big as I'm told...life exists elsewhere. Um...do you know me? Do you know karate?
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Do you relate well with others or do you feel that they are insects?
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I am a genius. I comprehend all. If it is beneath me, it is harder to grasp. If it is above me, it is easier. My ego is maintained, so I speak to you only in truth here. Ask me anything, and I will give you an honest response.
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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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a woodchuck can only consume enough as it's body or will allows it to. Each amount would be personalized. so the answer is if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would only chuck enough wood as it's stomache could handle.
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"Chuck" means carry/throw fuckwad, not "eat".

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