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9 Foods that Last Forever - #4 is Distilled Spirits

 
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IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW IF ANYTHING LAST FOREVER.
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Honey last a long long long time.
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Yeah, honey is worthy of research as it has such a weird production process, uses, benefits and storage capacity. It even stored and produced in a definable a repeating geometric pattern by a functioning hive-mind with a lead head. You can't beat that.

It's antibacterial in itself so keeps.
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Distilled Spirits? What is that Spirit Cooking?
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They say Mustard never goes bad, however the hot dogs will go bad, so what good is mustard without the hot dog.
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chocolate sandwich melts before the ice cream will!

:epiclol;
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I can vouch for parmeson cheese.....I've got jugs of this that is over 10 years old, stored in a cool, dry basement that is just as good as fresh.....Canned goods in a cool place will far outlast the expiration dates.

Honey really never goes bad....I've been eating 12 year old freeze dried food that is just fine as well..

Powdered soup mixes and the like are good for a decade if stored in a cool place.
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I have two unopened glass jugs of pure organic apple juice a couple months expired.

Will it turn to hooch as is or would I have to add yeast?

What are my timelines for things happening and what should I do with them do you reckon?
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Chances are it was pasteurized so likely no bacteria will ever grow.

Get some black tea, sugar, and water, and make yourself some kombucha. Better tasting, better for you, and the alcohol content can be pretty high.
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My doc tells me nearly all medicine, in pill form, will last more than 5 years, most over 10 years.

Dang, I threw away some good stuff.
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salted fish...

Back in the day... when there were no refridgerator... sailors would salt fish... fish literally stored in salt....
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Beef too. All fresh food was stored in salt during transportation.
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Twinkies also last forever
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Twinkies are not food.
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I opened a can of cheap luncheon meat that was 6 years out of date and it was perfectly fine, if you like salt.
95% of the food that is throw out because of the out-of-date is still good.
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Nobody should be eating stuff like this. The problem is the quality of food when it goes into the can, particularly meat products.

I've stopped eating all 'fresh' lunchmeat because they have started putting something in it, a preservative or something, and I can taste it and smell it. It smells a lot like sanitizer spray that is used in food factories, may even be that. It has a slightly bitter, chemical flavor. I've also noticed a lot of odd smelling meats coming through: pepperoni is a prime offender and smells rotten once you get past the initial spice smell on it. <--Hormel, the little red bags. Any of that canned 'meat' is inedible at this point. I don't know what's in it, but don't eat it. There is a reason they put so much salt in there and it isn't preservation.
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cool thanks for sharing.
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Honey
Rice
Sugar
Hard Liquor
Maple Syrup
Pure Vanilla Extract
Distilled White Vinegar
Cornstarch
Salt
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[link to www.stilltasty.com]

9 Foods that Last Forever.

I especially like #4:

HARD LIQUOR

"Distilled spirits —vodka, rum, whiskey, gin, tequila and the like — don’t spoil, even after opening. The taste and aroma may fade gradually, but it’ll take ages before you notice."


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Definitely an necessary staple for world re-population.

Will Break the monotony of the long, boring periods without GLP.

Takes the edge off of wounds.
(Drink it, don't pour it on the wound)

Disinfectant (Only in an extreme emergency unless it is an oral injury)

Can be used for fuel. (again, only in dire emergencies)

Good for bartering. (For doobie,schrooms and other staples)
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Gin is the only spirit that goes off
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Gin starts 'off'.
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Coconut oil
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McDonald's french fries.
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Twinkies also last forever
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That's because there're no natural ingredients in them anymore. They're completely artificial, -and probably contain a lot of petroleum-derived products.
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I have 20 y.o. Y2K white rice that tastes just like white rice. Hard red wheat, multitudes of dried beans & pasta. It's all good.

Cracked open a 55 gal barrel of 79 cents/gal gas. Fresh as could be.

Many foodstuffs and other essentials will last a long time if stored properly.
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Twinkies also last forever
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Theyve found them in the Pyramids.
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nothing that mysterious about this.. they use fillers like starch to save money which have the added side effect of keeping the ice cream formed so it doesn't melt.
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Coconut oil
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Lasts about 18 months.
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Honey lasts forever. A jar of honey was found in a 3,000 yr old egyptian tomb and it tasted fine (says the archeologists.)
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A bottle of Vodka in my house would at most last a couple months. Bogus story.
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Coconut oil
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Lasts about 18 months.
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whoops
"Aside from the small band of Forteans scattered around the world, nobody seems to notice all aspects of this phantasmagoria."
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nothing that mysterious about this.. they use fillers like starch to save money which have the added side effect of keeping the ice cream formed so it doesn't melt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73491266



Hooray for corn starch!

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Although distilled spirits may remain viable forever, I'm pretty sure that my supply wouldn't last forever.
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I have to LOL..I guess "months" are forever to some people..

Not bashing anyone, but the title says foods that last forever..and then most start talking about foods that last for 8-18 months..found it funny :)

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Twinkies also last forever
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Twinkies are not food.
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No kidding neither is hard liquor, what a dumb header. I'd like to see how long op can last on booze as a food. I give it 10-15 days tops before complete liver failure.
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Whiskey is food!
I'm good forever!

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